| No Gravy After Midnight
Location: Rise of the Turducken! -> Rise of the TURDUCKEN! -> Introduction: No Gravy After Midnight!
Level/Quest/Items required: None
Release Date: November 16th, 2012
Objective: Follow the instructions EXACTLY or there will be trouble!
Objective completed: Follow the instructions EXACTLY or there will be trouble!
Scaled Yes/No: No
Experience rewarded: 0
Gold rewarded: 0
*Voodoo and ShadowDragon enter the scene; ShadowDragon carries a suitcase.*
ShadowDragon: Why exactly are we doing this?
Voodoo: Don't you remember what keeps happening to Falconreach about this time of year. Something ALWAYS goes wrong.
ShadowDragon: That's true.
ShadowDragon: Something's coming.
*A large Metal Elemental enters the scene; the heroes start fighting it and leave the suitcase behind; someone takes a piece of paper out of it.*
The text on the paper reads:
There are a few things you need to know.
Don't stuff them with sage and onion... it gives them sentience.
Don't use a heat lamp to keep them warm...it dries them out and makes them angry.
And whatever you do, DO NOT let them touch gravy.
*The fight is over and the Metal Elemental is defeated.*
ShadowDragon: Alright, we're good to go.
*The heroes reach Falconreach, give the suitcase to Oishii, then leave.*
Voodoo: Well, let's get some rest.
ShadowDragon: There's a smoothie calling my name at Serenity's Inn. Let's go.
*Later, in the evening, someone sneaks into Oishii's kitchen and pours gravy on her food; after finishing their meal at Serenity's Inn, the two heroes see many Turduckens roaming the streets.*
ShadowDragon: Do you see what I'm seeing?
Voodoo: Yes. You had better go raise the alarm. I'll get to wiping out as many as possible.
< Message edited by Jay -- 11/27/2019 21:36:25 >