Location: Yulgar's Inn » Talk To Hans » Cysero Returns Again!
«Scene: Yulgar's Inn. Hans, Aria, and you stand at one side, looking at Cysero's time-traveling phone booth.»
«You»: I think that will...
«You»: ... Is that Cysero's?
«Cysero exits the phone booth.»
Cysero: I'd certainly hope so.
«You»: Do I even want to know why you're here?
«You»: On second thought, don't answer that.
«You»: Of course I don't.
Cysero: Actually, «You», I came here to talk to you specifically.
«You»: Why do I not like the sound of that?
Cysero: No idea. After I made that armor for you, I was thinking about some of the other similar ideas that might be interesting... and then suddenly it dawned on me.
Cysero: Something so huge, so beyond Ubear, that it could only be...
Cysero: Wait for it.
Cysero: No need to thank me, «You». I enjoy invention...
Cysero: Unfortunately, I've got a problem.
«You»: Of course you do...
Cysero: Someone has stolen the prototype and is running around like a giant werepig attacking innocent people.
Cysero: I won't have people hogging my inventions and hurting pork... er, poor innocents!
Cysero: Unfortunately, I've a number of other experiments running right now, too, and I can't spare the time to track down the swine responsible!
Cysero: So can you help me, «You»? I'll of course reward you. The sowcurity of Lore depends on you.
«You»: Were... pig...?
Cysero: Well, like a werepig. It's not actually a werepig, just a form armor like Ubear. Crafted by some great master.
«You»: Some great master? I thought you made it...
Cysero: Oh yeah, that's right... I forgot what we were gabbing about for a sec.
«You» Well, I...
Cysero: Great! I knew I could depend on you. Last I knew, the pig was heading toward the smoke hou-- er... Smoke Mountain.
Cysero: Speechless, are you? That's oinkay, no need to squeal with delight, «You». I can see your joy in your eyes.
«Cysero goes back into his phone booth and leaves.»
«You»: *sigh* Hans, Aria, our efforts will need to wait. I have to go--
Hans: Hog wild?
Aria: Ham it up?
«Scene: Near Smoke Mountain.»
«You»: As the Chosen of Lore, I sure do get sent on a lot of menial tasks...
???: That is one way to look at it. I have a different perspective... But then again, as you would be wise to point out, I am not you...
«You»: Loremaster Falerin? Is that you?
«Lanfiré Dupre enters.»
Lanfiré: What an insulting accusation. Though I suppose a fair one, given that the Loremaster has recently taken to running around with my face and insulting people.
Lanfiré: I think he wants to sully my reputation.
«You»: Lanfiré Dupre... why are you here?
Lanfiré: I had to see it.
Lanfiré: I have seen many things in my time, «You», on very many worlds. I have seen things so Ubear, so Ep-Pig, so Flawfish, you would never imagine...
«You»: Flawfish? That's supposed to be a pun on Flawless and a Fish?
«You»: I think you need help with your punning. Ep-pig and Ubear both have a positive-sounding ring. Flawfish sounds like rotten sardines.
Lanfiré: Uh... The point stands.
«You»: That you needed to see a giant marauding werepig.
«You»: I don't get it. Why did you need to see such a thing?
Lanfiré: Why does anyone need to do anything...
«You»: That is not an answer.
Lanfiré: No... it is not. Nonetheless, rumor is the beast has made its way deep into the Smoke Mountains.
Lanfiré: Your journey will take you through treacherous territory indeed, but Cysero's wackery can't be left to roam freely.
«You»: Let's do this!
4 BATTLES (Full Heals after Battles 2 and 4)
See monster list below
«Scene: At the entrance to Smoke Mountain.»
«You»: There's the entrance to Smoke Mountain! I can't be far off its trail now... Time to get his bacon!
Level 0-29: Plasma Dragon (10)
Level 30-49: Plasma Dragon (30)
Level 50-69: Plasma Dragon (50)
Level 70-89: Plasma Dragon (70)
Level 90-109: Plasma Dragon (90)
Level 110-129: Plasma Dragon (110)
Level 130-144: Plasma Dragon (130)
Level 145+: Plasma Dragon (150)
4 BATTLES (Full Heal after battles 2 and 4)
See monster list below
«You»: Hellooo? Bad guys? Where are you?
«You»: Weird, this always works in horror movies. Then the unsuspecting character falls right into a...
«The Ep-pig swings in.»
The Ep-pig: Why are you following me? Trying to get your hands on my epic armor?!
«You»: Oh, I'm going to get my hands on you, all right, and deliver a pork-chop!
1 BATTLE (Full Heal after battle)
Level 0-29: Werehog (10)
Level 30-49: Werehog (30)
Level 50-69: Werehog (50)
Level 70-89: Werehog (70)
Level 90-109: Werehog (90)
Level 110-129: Werehog (110)
Level 130-144: Werehog (130)
Level 145+: Werehog (150)
«The Werehog has been beaten down.»
«You»: time to find out who has been causing all this ruckus.
«Scene zooms in to show you pulling off the Werehog's mask. He is revealed to be...»
«You»: *gasp* Old merchant Jenkins!
«You» ... but why?
Jenkins: I wanted to scare everyone away from Smoke Mountain so I could open a new amusement park. I knew it would make me rich!
Jenkins: I knew if I could get my hands on an ultimate armor I could easily clear everything in my path.
Jenkins: ... and I would've gotten away with it, too, if not for you and your meddling Loremaster!
«Falerin and the Loremasters enter.»
Falerin: Now, wait a minute, Redd Minnow...
Loremasters: We had nothing to do with this!
Bac-ler [L. 10]
Bac-ler [L. 30]
Bac-ler [L. 50]
Bac-ler Z [L. 55 Z]
Bac-ler [L. 70]
Bac-ler G [L. 87 G]
Bac-ler [L. 90]
Bac-ler [L. 110]
Bac-ler Z [L. 120 Z]
Bac-ler [L. 130]
Bac-ler G [L. 145 G]
Fire Drakel Wizard (10)
Fire Knight (11)
Fire Mantik (6)
Flaming Undead Mage (10)
Molten Beast (10)
Fire Drakel Wizard (30)
Fire Knight (31)
Fire Mantik (26)
Flaming Undead Mage (30)
Molten Beast (30)
Fire Drakel Wizard (50)
Fire Knight (51)
Fire Mantik (46)
Flaming Undead Mage (50)
Molten Beast (50)
Fire Drakel Wizard (70)
Fire Knight (71)
Fire Mantik (66)
Flaming Undead Mage (70)
Molten Beast (70)
Fire Drakel Wizard (90)
Fire Knight (91)
Fire Mantik (86)
Flaming Undead Mage (90)
Molten Beast (90)
Fire Drakel Wizard (110)
Fire Knight (111)
Fire Mantik (106)
Flaming Undead Mage (110)
Molten Beast (110)
Fire Drakel Wizard (130)
Fire Knight (131)
Fire Mantik (126)
Flaming Undead Mage (130)
Molten Beast (130)
Fire Drakel Wizard (150)
Fire Knight (151)
Fire Mantik (146)
Flaming Undead Mage (150)
Molten Beast (150)
Thanks to ArchMagus Orodalf. New location thanks to In Media Res.
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