Location: Soluna City --> Soluna 2600! New Mission!
Objective: Well that should not cause any issues. Right? Pink is not that scary... Oh well, at least I made it back alright!
Release Date: April 1, 2015
*Meanwhile on Soluna...*
<You>: Um, Mysterious Johnson? I'm here to pick up-
Mysterious J.: Mysterious Johnson is communing with the spirit realm and is not to be disturbed.
<You>: Ah, never mind. I'll just get it myself.
<You>: Wow, it's dark back here. Now where's that light switch?
Mysterious J.: ...sigh.
Mysterious J.: Mysterious Johnson should have known that would happen.
Mysterious J.: This is why Mysterious Johnson can't have nice things.
<You>: Who the..? What the...? WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED?
<You>: And where am I? This place...it's so...primative.
Mysterious J.: <You>, this is the Mysterious Johnson speaking to you from across time and space with my mind!
Mysterious J.: Due to a freak accident, you have traveled back four hundred years into Soluna's past to the year 2600.
<You>: Good grief, I'm in the Dark Ages! Please don't tell me I'm stuck here!
Mysterious J.: Mysterious Johnson does have the power to create a portal to send you back.
Mysterious J.: It will appear not far from your current location but it will not last long so you must hurry!
Mysterious J.: In the meantime, be extremely careful not to upset the timeline, lest you change the future in unimaginable ways.
<You>: Portal nearby, must hurry, don't screw up the timeline... Got it!
Mysterious J.: Very good. Oh yes, and try to avoid any contact with the invaders.
<You>: Wait, come back! What invaders?!
<You>: Oh, THOSE invaders.
(After defeating all enemies:)
<You>: It worked! I'm back!
Mysterious J.: Indeed, just as Mysterious Johnson knew you would.
<You>: You did?
Mysterious J.: Indeed. Mysterious Johnson has seen beyond the fourth wall and seen your fate.
<You>: ...okay. So, no harm done?
Mysterious J.: History appears to remain intact...
Mysterious J.: ...but who knows what strange horrors your trip to the past may have created.
Soluna 2600 Shop
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