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| What Does Igneox Say? SnuggleFest 2014
Location: Snugglefest Portal Painting » What Does Igneox Say?
«Scene: The Veil»
«You»: What's the big emergency?
ElBhe: Well, as you know, this is the week you humans celebrate 'Snugglefest'.
ElBhe: And you may recall that this has not traditionally been a friendly holiday to me. Last year's pony problems were especially annoying.
ElBhe: Only problem is... Vale wants to go out on a date today.
ElBhe: You know, that cute little shadow vixen.
«You»: Oh, right. Well, why don't you take her up on it?
ElBhe: I did. But the thing is, I've never been on a date before.
ElBhe: You may have noticed, but I've got sort of a natural 'charm' in the company of females.
ElBhe: Anyways, while I've always been quite the charmer, I've never gone on a date. So I'm very nervous about this.
«If your character is female:»
«You»: I suppose so. I'm probably the only one you haven't fooled.
ElBhe: Only because I've never 'put the moves on you'.
«You»: Right, I'm sure that's what it is.
«If your character is male:»
«You»: Yeah, I noticed, but I hadn't really paid it much mind.
«You»: Just relax, ElBhe. Be yourself. Or, on second thought, maybe be a less obnoxious version of yourself.
ElBhe: *ahem* As I was saying... I found a great spot for us to have a quiet, romantic picnic.
«You»: And, let me guess, it's naturally going to be teeming with hordes of monsters, and I get to clear them out.
ElBhe: Oh, don't be like that. If it'll help convince you, I can offer you promises of shiny weapons that stab and pew at things.
ElBhe: That's what you adventurers usually accept as your bribes, right?
«You»: Fine, I can handle it, ElBhe. You just get ready for your big date.
«The scene fades to black. You arrive near ElBhe's picnic location and begin clearing the area.»
4 BATTLES «You arrive at the picnic spot. ElBhe brings Vale into the scene.»
Full Heal after battles #2 and #4
ElBhe: I, um... hope you don't mind, but I thought a nice quiet picnic might be... uh, nice?
Vale: Oh, ElBhe, a picnic sounds wonderful!
Vale: And how cute! You were so worried about making our date perfect that you hired a bodyguard to stand watch.
Vale: You're so thoughtful!
«Hearts and affection fill the air.»
ElBhe: Uh, yeah! Exactly! My friend here will make sure we're not disturbed.
«You»: *muttering* Never imagined I'd be serving as a bodyguard for a kitten and a vixen having a picnic in a monster-infested field....
«ElBhe turns to face you.»
ElBhe: What was that?
«You»: I said that you both can count on me!
Vale: Good, because I think I can hear some disturbances coming closer.
4 BATTLES Vale: *sniff* Oh no!
Full Heal after battles #2 and #4
ElBhe: What's wrong? Did I mess something up?
Vale: No, it's nothing you did, dear! It's just that... I think I can smell my father headed this way!
ElBhe: Woah now. I don't know if I'm quite ready for the 'meeting the parents' stage of things.
Vale: He's probably been looking for me ever since I went missing. And now he's found me!
Vale: Well, I'm not going back with him! I chose a life with you, and I'm sticking to it!
«More hearts surround the atmosphere.»
ElBhe: *muttering* I think I turned on the charm a bit too much this time, «You»....
«Vale hides behind ElBhe as Igneox enters the scene, bringing along a few of his personal troops.»
Igneox: There you are! Where have you been all this time?
«You»: Your dad is Igneox?!
Vale: Well, yeah. I did tell you that I was being raised to lead the Igneus clan one day.
Vale: But I left that life behind, father, all of it! Even my name! I'm a new vixen now: Vale!
Igneox: What a ridiculous name! You sound like a teenager! Now take off that black paint on your fur, and let's go home!
ElBhe: Man, your name is just two words stuck together. You don't get to mock anyone else's name.
Igneox: And who is this smart-mouthed little cat... thing?
Vale: He is ElBhe, my beloved!
ElBhe: Uh, Vale, might want to tone it down a bit....
Vale: Why? I'm not ashamed of our love!
ElBhe: Because you dad's probably already not fond of me, and he'll be even less fond of me when he realizes that 'black paint' doesn't come off.
Igneox: What do you mean?
ElBhe: Your daughter is a shadow now. She can't be changed back into one of you.
Igneox: Is this what the kids are into, now? Painting themselves black and pretending to be dark and misunderstood?
«You»: You have NO idea, sir.
«You»: But he's not lying. Once someone becomes a shadow creature, they're forever changed.
Igneox: So you're telling me that this kitten has corrupted my daughter into some sort of darkness-loving monster?
ElBhe: Hey, now, watch it with those kinds of descriptions. And she's not a monster. She's beautiful.
Vale: See, ElBhe? I knew you cared!
«The romance surrounding the area is too high! Hearts sprout from Vale once again.»
Igneox: So be it, then! If you're going to choose this creature before your own family, then there is no future for you.
Igneox: Seize them both!
2 BATTLES: Igneus Clan Member Vale: Why can't you just respect my choice, father?
1 BATTLE: Igneox
Igneox: Because you're throwing away your family and our heritage! All for some strange creature you don't even know!
Vale: You're wrong! ElBhe is a wonderful and sweet little kitten.
ElBhe: (in unison) I am?
«You»: (in unison) He is?
Vale: I told you so many times that I wanted to form my own path in life. You just never listened to me. So I ran away.
Vale: I was lost and scared. I wandered into The Veil by accident, and there were strange shadow creatures everywhere.
Vale: I can remember them hunting me, begging me to let them take my body and making me promises of power.
Vale: If I had kept wandering, I would surely have given in to one of them, and become the monster that you claim I am now.
Vale: But ElBhe found me and saved me from that fate. He took me in, cared for me, gave me shelter and food and safety!
ElBhe: Of course I did. Once the corruptive nature of The Veil had changed you, I knew I couldn't just abandon you.
ElBhe: You were now a completely different being, unfamiliar with your new body and powers. Left alone, you could've fallen prey to any number of horrors.
Igneox: And you think I should thank you for letting her turn into one of you?
ElBhe: No. If I could have prevented it, I would have. But I failed.
Vale: And I'm glad you did. If you hadn't, I never would have gotten to know you.
Igneox: I will not accept this. I know that there is some way to cure you of this madness, and when I figure out how, I will return for you.
«Igneox leaves, dissatisfied. ElBhe turns to face Vale.»
Vale: I think it was very sweet of you to stand up to my father like that, dear.
«More hearts from Vale. Too... sweet...»
«You»: Truthfully, that could have ended much worse.
ElBhe: Yeah. I guess this Snugglefest wasn't so bad after all.
«Queen Fillymeana enters the scene.»
Queen Fillymeana: ELBHE! HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON YOUR QUEEN?
«ElBhe turns around to face the owner of that familiar voice...»
Vale: (in unison) ....
ElBhe: (in unison) ....
«You»: (in unison) ....
ElBhe: Why did I open my big mouth?
«ElBhe flees from the scene with Queen Fillymeana dashing off to chase her cheating partner!»
Queen Fillymeana: You were to be mine for Snugglefest! I commanded it! Obey your queen, ElBhe!
«Vale turns around to face the direction where ElBhe and Queen Fillymeana fled towards.»
Vale: Hey! I won't let you steal MY ElBhe from me!
«Vale proceeds to chase Queen Fillymeana chasing ElBhe.»
ElBhe: I was wrong, okay?! I was wrong! I STILL HATE SNUGGLEFEST!
«The scene fades to black. ElBhe's Weapons of Lurve shops opens. Once you exit the shop:»
ElBhe's Weapons of Lurve
Love's Grip Blade [L. 10, 30, 50, 70, 90, 110]
Love'Z Grip Blade [L. 22 Z, 143 Z]
Love's Grip Blade G [L. 87 G, 150 G]
Love's Grip Longbow [L. 10, 30, 50, 70, 90, 110]
Love'Z Grip Longbow [L. 22 Z, 143 Z]
Love's Grip Longbow G [L. 87 G, 150 G]
Correction and missing dialogue thanks to Archlist.
< Message edited by Carandor -- 2/16/2017 12:37:31 >