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5/21/2015 0:45:39   
  Peachii
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Beard Pirate

Location: Parma John (Location) --> The Pirate
Objective: Now you know where the station is! You'll need to work fast to stop DJ Wolfman Jack!
Requirements: None
Release Date: ?

Enemies:
  • Burnsides

    NPCs:
  • Beard Pirate
  • Braddock Steele
  • Burnsides
  • Circe
  • Dean Warlic
  • Maegwyn
  • Maria 5
  • Parma John

    Dialogue:
    <You>: Maegwyn, who's in the storeroom?
    Maegwyn: I'm not sure. None of my staff are back there right now.
    <You>: It also sounded like he's celebrating Talk Like a Pirate Day but that isn't for a while, is it?
    <You>: I'm gonna go find out who it is.

    <You>: Wow.
    ???: Yar, I be quite the intimidating figure.
    <You>: That's one way to put it, I guess.
    <You>: Who are you?
    Beard Pirate: I be the Beard Pirate.
    <You>: The Beard Pirate?
    Beard Pirate: Aye, that's what I said. Is yer hearing alright?
    <You>: Yeah, my hearing is fine, I'm not sure about my eyes though. Are you wearing what I think you are?
    Beard Pirate: Aye! This all be made from me beard!
    <You>: ...
    <You>: I don't...I mean...just...
    Maegwyn: <You>, you've been back here for a while. Is everythi....wow.
    <You>: I know.
    Beard Pirate: Why do ye both keep saying that?
    <You>: You're just a bit more...rugged than we expected. That's all.
    Beard Pirate: Ah! Hahahaha! I be quite the rugged cut.
    <You>: So what did you mean when you said we didn't know what was really going on?
    Beard Pirate: Aye! That's why I'm here! There be a disturbance in the beards!
    <You>: A disturbance in the ... beards?
    Beard Pirate: Is there an echo in here? Aye, that's what I said!
    Beard Pirate: The beard on the bonnie lass right here be all the proof you need!
    <You>: That's true. So what's going on? Why are people growing beards?
    Beard Pirate: I heard a ghastly wail on me way in here. That be the cause.
    Beard Pirate: It be some form of evil power that be threatening to upset the balance!
    Beard Pirate: Do ye know how many in this town have grown one o' these beards?
    <You>: There are people all over town with these beards...
    Beard Pirate: Find as many as ye can and then bring 'em back here then.
    Beard Pirate: I want to get a round o' bouts idear of who's changed.
    <You>: Alright. I'll be back in a bit then.

    An hour later...

    <You>: That's everyone I could find as quickly as I could.
    Beard Pirate: Thar probably be more somewhere but this gives me an idear of how many be around.
    Braddock Steele: What's going on?
    Circe: Who is this, <You>?
    <You>: This is the Beard Pirate. He says he might be able to help with the beard problem.
    Braddock Steele: How are these a problem? I've never looked better!
    Beard Pirate: The problem be they are unnatural. Look at the lasses!
    Maria 5: It does seem... disconcerting having this. Will we be able to remove them?
    Beard Pirate: Aye. Once we can stop that ghastly noise that's causing this.
    <You>: The DJ at GJNK said that he got the song from some stranger.
    Beard Pirate: Hmm. We'll need to stop that song then. That be the obvious first step.
    Maegwyn: Stop the song? My customers love it though!
    Parma John: So do mine. I've had more people eating in than ever before!
    Parma John: There was a line out the door for a table yesterday!
    Beard Pirate: Ye all don't see the bigger issue! This be an evil power doing this!
    Beard Pirate: The Beards are in a state of disturbance! The entire universe could be destroyed!
    <You>: Erm. How would the universe be destroyed if we all had beards?
    Beard Pirate: *sigh* Beards be a powerful force. Just look at the dean at that school o' yours!
    Dean Warlic: I have this odd feeling that a group of bearded people are all thinking about me at once.
    Beard Pirate: Now imagine a whole universe of people with beards as powerful as his.
    Everyone (thinking): ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
    Parma John: My business will do just fine without the song.
    Braddock Steele: You know, I looked much better without a beard. Clean shaven is the way to go.
    Circe: I was just thinking of displaying an entire exhibition of works by famous shaved artists.
    Beard Pirate: HA HA HA HA HA HA!
    Beard Pirate: I knew ye would see reason.
    Beard Pirate: <You>, I think it be time we find out just where this DJ's station be.
    <You>: I might be able to find one of the gang members I fought before and get him to tell me.
    Beard Pirate: Yar, ye take care of that and I'll figure out a way to properly stop this evil.
    Beard Pirate: I did bring something that ye might like. Grab one if ye want before heading out <You>!

    Walk towards Multi-Level Parking Garage (besides Pontimech)

    <You>: Burnsides? What are you doing over here?
    Burnsides: I was trying to remember where I parked my bike.
    <You>: It's back near all the shops. You really thought you had parked it way over here?
    Burnsides: Yes! No! I don't remember! Finals are coming up and I've been cramming...
    <You>: I know how that can be. Look, I just need to know where the radio station is at.
    Burnsides: Why would I tell you that? Wolfman Jack would have my hide if I did.
    <You>: *sigh* We're gonna have to do this the hard way aren't we?

  • Fight!

    Burnsides: Alright, alright!
    Burnsides: The station is 1137 Old University Road, North.
    Burnsides: Can I go get my bike now?
    <You>: Yeah. Sorry it had to come to that.
    <You>: I have to get back to the Beard Pirate anyway.
    Burnsides: The what?
    <You>: Yeah, it's better if you don't ask. I still don't believe it.

  • Complete!

    Rewards Shop:
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