Legendary Scribe of Lore
| Date Night! SnuggleFest '16
Location: Snugglefest Portal Painting » Date Night!
«Scene: Battleon is blurred.»
«You»: Ooof, that was some random adventure, I can barely see straight!
«You»: Twilly, I'm gonna need an extra-strong dose of your healing magic!
«You»: Twilly? Hold on, where.....
«The scene becomes clearer and there is a note where Twilly use to stand.»
Take the note!
I've kidnapped Twilly. Come
to my hideout ASAP or else
I'll turn him undead. Or into
dogfood. Or into undead
P.S. Also bring a dozen
«Screen fades to black.»
ONE YUMMY AND HEALING MOGLINBERRY SMOOTHIE LATER...«You»: ZORBAK! Unhand Twilly RIGHT NOW before I--
Zorbak: (Shhhh! You'll wake the--)
«A Waaaaaaaa! floats across the screen.»
Zorbak: (--baby. Ugh. Back in a second.) Coming, buddy!
«Zorbak leaves the scene.»
«You»: ?!?! Twilly, what in--
Twilly: (Shhhh! The baby!)
«You»: (Sorry. Zorbak has a baby now?!)
«Zorbak comes back holding the baby wrapped in cloth.»
Zorbak: Don't worry, kiddo! Everything's alright!
Li'l Z: Gaha! *giggle*
«You»: ... Zorbak, I don't know who you stole that baby from, but you gotta return him. Now.
Zorbak: Mer? No, you idiot, this is MY kid! Me and Mu-Glen's little pride and joy: Li'l Z!
Zorbak: At least, that's his name until he goes through the Moglin Coming-Of-Age Ceremony.
«You»: I... what?
Mu-Glen: Zorby! I'm all ready!
Li'l Z: Kwee!
Zorbak: Quick! Did you bring the roses like I said?
«You»: Uh, yeah.
«You hand Zorbak the roses as Mu-Glen walks in.»
Mu-Glen: Oh, flowers! How sweet of you!
«Zorbak turns towards Mu-Glen.»
Zorbak: Anything for my little snugglemuffin~
Mu-Glen: You're always so charming! Oh, and are these the babysitters?
Zorbak: Yep! They'll be looking after Li'l Z while we're off on our date.
«You»: Date? Wait, what?
Zorbak: One second, honey.
«Zorbak hands over Li'l Z to Mu-Glen, goes to you and the screen gets a close up of his face.»
Zorbak: Alright, listen up. Mu-Glen and I have been super-busy since Li'l Z came into our lives. We've barely had a night off.
Zorbak: We've scheduled a date night, and you'll going to look after our kid. Or else.
«You»: Or else what?
Zorbak: Or else Mu-Glen and I are gonna take turns watching our kid like we normally do, and while it's Mu-Glen's turn, I'm gonna finish up my LATEST CREATION that I'll release upon Battleon!
Zorbak: So? Whaddaya say?
«You»: Honestly I'm more shocked than anything. I came here expecting a huge brawl with that LATEST CREATION you're touting.
Twilly: And he's so cute! How could you say no?
Zorbak: Bingo. You get an easy night, I get a night off. We all win.
«You»: So I just have to sit in your hideout and take care of your kid, while you do not-evil things? Sounds like a deal.
Zorbak: Mehehe! You're smarter than you look. And sound. And smell.
«The screen zooms out with Zorbak facing Mu-Glen.»
Zorbak: Alright, sweetiepie, we're all ready!
Mu-Glen: Perfect! There's snacks in the fridge. You'll have to feed Li'l Z and put him to bed, but other than that, things should go smoothly!
Mu-Glen: Have a lovely night! And don't cause too much trouble, my little beanie!
Li'l Z: Googaga!
«Mu-Glen gives the baby over to Twilly. Zorbak then hands Mu-Glen the roses as both she and Zorbak walks outside their house, with hearts hovering over their heads.»
«You»: This is great. Now I can infiltrate his hideout, find out that LATEST CREATION he's working on, and sabotage it while he's not looking!
«You»: Alright Twilly, let's get Li'l Z taken care of. Then we'll dive into his lab.
«The scene changes as you and Twilly are standing before a small platform with Li'l Z on top watching a red crystal ball.»
«You»: So this crystal ball plays pre-recorded programs?
Twilly: Yeps! It's a great way to keep the kids having fun!
«You»: I dunno. What's he watching, anyway?
???: How are we gonna get past No-Fun Paladin?
???: We gotsta sing the Slendy Song to call our friend, Slenderman! He'll show Mr. Paladin how to have fun!
Li'l Z: Gahahaha! *wiggle*
«You»: This is horrible. It'll rot his brain and turn him into a villain!
Twilly: I thinks that's what Zorbak wants....
«You»: Let's see if there's something better on. Hand me the controls.
«The orb flashes once.»
???: But Lance... we were star-crossed lovers in a past lifetime! We're clearly meant to be together! Why can't we?!
???: I love you but... Crystal and I were even more star-crossed lovers in an even paster lifetime!
???: DUN DUN DUN
«Li'l Z starts crying loudly.»
Twilly: I don't think he likes it....
«You»: Yeah, this show looks trashy too... what els-
«2 Fiery Moglin Ghosts appear from the ground.»
«You»: ?!?!«You»: What was that?!
Twilly: I thinks the babby did it! He's a necromagicker, just like Zorbak!
«You»: Ugh... I better switch the orb back.
???: Yay, Mr. Paladin's dead! Let's all get up and do the Murder Dance!
???: Murder Dance~ ooh, ooh Murder Dance! Yeah!
Li'l Z: *sniff* Weh? Mahhh! *giggles*
«You»: Zorbak's a natural necromancer... it's just our luck that his kid inherits it.
Twilly: So whats do we do??
«You»: Well, he seems happy enough watching the orb. How about if you watch over him, while I look for Zorbak's LATEST CREATION?
Twilly: Okies! Twilly's a good babysitter!
«The scene fades to black and changes to Zorbak's lab.»«You»: Hm, nothing here.
Twilly: «You»? I needs you!
«You return to Li'l Z's room.»
«You»: What is it Twilly? More ghosts?
Twilly: Nopes! It's time for his dinner!
«You»: Oof, almost forgot. Don't want him hungry and summoning more ghosts.
Twilly: Twilly gots the bottle right here, but doesn't know how to prepare it...
«You»: No probs, let's see what it says...
«You»: "Mix ingredients. Heat with a Level 1/10 Fireball for exactly 10 seconds."
«You»: Sounds easy enough!
Hit the "Start" button to start heating the bottle, and
then after exactly 10 seconds hit the "Stop" button
to stop. You'll have to time it yourself - you don't
have a counter to help you! Be careful! Don't make it
too hot or too cold!
«If you press "Stop" before 10 seconds or fires.»
«You»: Okay, I think it's ready! You can give it to him. «If you press the "Stop" button after 12+ seconds or fires.»
Twilly: Twillies can do that!
«Twilly gives the bottle to Li'l Z and he starts crying and summons 2 Frosty Moglin Ghosts.»
«You»: Not again!
2 BATTLES: Frosty Moglin Ghosts Twilly: Oh noes, you didn't make it hot enough!
«You»: Sorry! But it looks fine now - the fire attacks I used to fight off those ghosts heated the bottle up. Hopefully he'll like it this time?
«You»: Okay, I think it's ready! You can give it to him. «If you press the "Stop" right at 10 seconds or fires.»
Twilly: Twillies can do that!
«Twilly gives the bottle to Li'l Z and he starts crying and summons 2 Fiery Moglin Ghosts.»
«You»: Not again!
2 BATTLES: Fiery Moglin Ghosts Twilly: Oh noes, you made it too hot!
«You»: Sorry! But it looks fine now - the ice attacks I used to fight off those ghosts cooled the bottle down. Hopefully he'll like it this time?
Li'l Z: Mmm? Mmm! Mm-mm!
Twilly: Yayyyys, he likes it!
«You»: Good! Keep him happy, and I'll get back to finding Zorbak's LATEST CREATION. Hopefully things go smoother this time.
«You move back to Zorbak's study.»«You»: Gah, still nothing. Where could he be hiding it?
Twilly: «You»? It's Li'l Z's bedtime!
«You»: *sigh* Okay, let's take a break.
«You return to find Li'l Z in his bed.»
«You»: There we go, you're all ready for bed!
Li'l Z: Gooah?
«You»: We just need to wait for him to fall asleep. ...Although he doesn't seem to be too sleepy.
Twilly: Ohs, maybe we can sing to him! Singing always helped Twilly fall asleep!
«You»: Sure. I be he'll love my voice!
How's your voice? You might not be the next Lorian Idol, but are you a good enough singer to lull Li'l Z to sleep?
Difficulty: 110(if you failed the minigame)/70(if you succeeded)
Stat Used: Charisma
«Regardless of failing or succeeding the roll.»
«If you fail the roll.»
«You»: Hush, little baby, don't say a word. / Hero's gonna buy you a mocking bird
Li'l Z: Bleh!
«You»: And if that mockingbird won't sing, / Hero's gonna buy you a diamond ring
Li'l Z: Mehm... wehhhh...
«You»: And if that diamond ring turns brass, / Hero's gonna buy you a looking glass
«Li'l Z starts crying and 2 Moglin Ghosts appear.»
«You»: ... I'm gonna try to not take that personally.
- >_>«Li'l Z is already asleep after the battle.»
«You»: (Huh? He fell asleep?)
Twilly: (I thinks he's all tired out from all the ghostsing!)
«You»: (Thank Lorithia for small favours.)
«If you succeed the roll.»
«You»: Hm, I should probably change the lyrics around. You remembered what happened with the orb?
«You»: Hush, little moglin, don' say a word / Hero's gonna buy you an undead bird
«You»: And if that undead bird don't sing / Hero's gonna buy you a dread lich king
«You»: And if that lich king's reign does end / Hero's gonna get you some souls to spend
«You»: And if those souls don't buy much sin / Hero's gonna get you a dev'lish grin
«You»: And if that grin ever goes dow / You'll still be the evillest little baby in town
«Li'l Z goes to sleep.»
Twilly: (Aww! Look at him sleep!)
«You»: (Still got it!)
«You»: (So now that he's asleep, let's go find that LATEST CREATION and shut it down.)
Twilly: (Right behinds you!)
«You and Twilly enters Zorbak's lab»
«You»: Alright I already checked over here and here, and I didn't find anything. If there's something in the rest of the lab--
Twilly: What's thats over there?
«You and Twilly move to the right a bit and see a big white container with the sign "WurK n Progres" and a low red button.»
«You»: Seriously? Did I roll a 1 on a spot check or something?
Twilly: Twilly's got really good eyes!
«You»: Well, I'm not complaining. Let's crack 'er open.
«Twilly goes up to the container and pushes the red button. The container shakes twice and a bear opens the container's doors and sends Twilly flying.»
1 BATTLE: Despair Bear Bear: YOU ARE NOTHING BEFORE MY POWER!!!!
Twilly: Oh noes!
«You»: *huff* It's... still standing? How are we gonna--
Li'l Z: Goo gah?
«Li'l Z appears on Zorbak's table.»
Bear: ANOTHER ANT DARES CHALLENGE ME!?!
«You»: Kid, get back before--
Li'l Z: Gahaha! *giggles*
Bear: I WILL REND YOU LIMB FROM LIMB WITH MY POWERFUL PAWS!
Li'l Z: Wheeeeeee brbrbrb
Bear: I WILL DESTROY YOU AND CRUSH YOUR SOUL!
Li'l Z: *giggles* Myaa <3
«You»: It's... entertaining the kid? Well, this should make it easy. As long as it's distracted...
«The screen flashes instantly and the bear falls to the ground.»
Li'l Z: Bah... bawa?
«You»: Uh-oh! Gotta think of something quick! Uh....
Li'l Z: Wa....wehh...
«You»: Murder dance! Ooh, ooh murder dance!
Scene of you dancing removed to preserve your dignityThank you!
Li'l Z: Wheee! *giggle*
«You»: *whew* Close one! I don't know how you got out, but we've got to get you back to bed now before Zorbak comes home.
Twilly: And thens we can nom the snacks that Mu-Glen left for us!
«Scene changes to where you first entered Zorbak's house.»
Mu-Glen: I just checked, and he's sleeping soundly! I hope he didn't give you much trouble?
«You»: Nothing we couldn't handle! Right Twilly?
Twilly: Yepsies! Piece of cake!
Zorbak: Good! Now Mu-Glen and I are gonna finish up the night with a nice bottle of Moglinberry juice. Why don't you two beat it?
«You»: Yep, should probably get out before Zorbak finds what I did to his bear.
«You»: Sure, I can't wait to get out of here. Smells like something died in here.
Zorbak: Well, it couldn't have been your brain, 'cause that was never alive in the first place. Now scat.
The next day...
«The scene shows the outside of Zorbak's house.»
Zorbak: Alright, let's see where I left off on Li'l Z's toy. I should be able to--- WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!?!
«The house jumps once.»
«Li'l Z cries.»
Overheated Baby Bottle [L. 15, 35, 55, 75, 95, 115, 135 | 150 G]
Snugglefest '16 Commemorative Spoon [L. 15, 35, 55, 75, 95, 115, 135 | 150 G]
Underheated Baby Bottle [L. 15, 35, 55, 75, 95, 115, 135 | 150 G]
Necromantic WAHHHHH [L. 15, 35, 55, 75, 95, 115, 135 | 150 G]
Write up thanks to Tep Itaki.
< Message edited by Carandor -- 2/16/2017 12:33:44 >