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8/20/2018 5:28:19   
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Ice Cream?
We're Going to Need a Bigger Scoop!

Location: Battleon » Warlic's Shop » Mastercraft Sets » Dessert Set!

«You come across an item half buried in the ground in front of Yulgar's Inn.»

«You»: (thinking) Oooooooooooooo! Shiny!
«You»: (thinking) Better grab that before someone trips over it.

«The item twirls and flies to you.»

«You»: (thinking) It's an ice cream scoop? In the ground? Very odd. I guess I'll take it with me.

«You enter Yulgar's Inn.»

«You»: Hello Yulgar! How are you on this fine day?
Yulgar: Not so good, «You». I'm trying to create the ultimate fish slapping weapon for the upcoming comedy festival, but it's not going well.
«You»: Comedy Festival?
Yulgar: Yeah, things have been a bit dull around here, so Twilly suggested we do some sort of humor thing to liven things up.
«You»: Huh, that sounds interesting. So, what's the problem?

«Twig slides down the stairs on his back and just lays on the ground.»

Twig: Ughhhhh... Twig so full of yummy fish... can't... walk.... Oh hiya, «You»!
Twig: Thanks for all the yummy fish, Yuwgar!

«Twig teleports away.»

Yulgar: That would be it.
«You»: Ahh, snacking moglins. Truly they will leave us all hungry between meals if left unchecked.
Yulgar: Can you please stop the little rascal?
«You»: Yea I'll go track him down.

«Later at the Guardian Tower Teleport room.»

«You»: There you are Twig! What are you doing?
Twig: Getting snacks from Yulgar!
«You»: Those aren't snacks! They're parts for Yulgar's latest weapon.
Twig: A fish weapon? Why would you use a fish like that? Twig pwefers to eat them!
«You»: C'mon Twig, you can't just go around eating everyone's fish!
Twig: Oh you're right, Twig also loves Ice Cweam! And I know the best spot!

«Twig enter the teleporter and disappears.»

«You»: (thinking) Oh great... you better follow him, the next person he eats out of house and home may not be as friendly as Yulgar.
«You»: (thinking) Gah, and the controls are all gummed up with ice cream and fish bits! Hopefully it still works....

Tech Support
Can you get the teleporter working right?
Difficulty: 70
Stat Used: Intelligence

    «If you fail...»

    «You are transported to the Bridge in the Sky.»

    «You»: ?!?! This doesn't look like the place Twig was talking about?
    ???: INTRUDER! Sound the alarm!
  • Eep!

      2 BATTLES

    «You»: I better get out of here, FAST. There's probably nothing important here, anyways.

    «You return back to the Teleport room.»

    «You»: Okay, let's try this again....

      Full Heal

    «You attempt the roll again...»
«If you succeed the roll...»

«You are teleported to an ice cream land where Twig is standing on a chocolate road.»

«You»: ...................
«You»: Where... are... we?
Twig: A magical land of wonduhment, ice cweam, and othuh dewicious confections!
«You»: What?
Twig: I was weading this sign right here.

«The screen zooms in on the gelatin with writing and what's written is exactly as Twig read out loud, minus Twig-ism.»

«You»: Huh, I didn't know you could write in gelatin. Do you come here often?
Twig: Yup! This place is the best! Here comes some of the locals to greet us!
«You»: Uhm, they don't look happy to see us...

  • Take Twig as a guest! - Twig joins the battle!
  • Continue by yourself
      2 BATTLES
      Full Heal every second battle
    «You»: Twig, I don't think the "locals" like us being here.
    Twig: But me so hungwy!
    «You»: So... how do we get out of here?
    Twig: Twig uses the portal when it's time to go home!
    «You»: There's a portal? How convenient! Where is it?
    Twig: Uhm... Twig fowgot...
    «You»: Great, guess we'll just start searching willy nilly until we find a clue...
    Twig: Wiwwy niwwy? That sounds dewicious!
    «You»: (thinking) ...and you literally volunteer for this.

    «You have a mini-maze walk around to find the portal back home.»

      Dexterity Check!
      Some of the hot fudge has hollowed out the ground below you! Are you quick enough on your feet to avoid falling in?
      Difficulty: 115
      Stat Used: Dexterity

      «If you fail the roll...»

      «The ground opens up and you fall, taking 1/4 damage.»

      «You»: *Groans* Owwwwww...
      Twig: «You», are you awight?
      «You»: I'll live. Look around for something to help get me out of here, like a rope or branch.
      «You»: ...and hurry! I don't think I'm the only one that's-

        2 BATTLES
        Full Heal

      Twig: Twig is hewe! I found this dewiscoius rope decowaction!
      «You»: Ok! Didn't understand most of that but get me outta here!

      «A red chewed up rope is lowered in front of you.»

      «You»: ... ...TWIG! It looks like a cat got ahold of it!
      Twig: Twig had to make sure the rope was vewy tasty for «You»!
      «You»: *Sigh* I don't want t- Y'know what, fine. Make sure it's tied off Twig so I can climb out!
      Twig: Wight!

      «You return back to the surface where you fell.»

      «If you succeed the roll or return back to the surface...»

      «You»: (thinking) That could have ended badly. Better keep moving.

    «You»: Hey, I found moglin prints in the ice cream!
    Twig: Oh, those are Twigs! Twig was here earlier looking for sprinkles.
    «You»: Sprinkles?
    Twig: Yes! There's a hot fudge river near the sprinkle trees, and...
    «You»: Never mind that, do these tracks lead to the portal?
    Twig: Twig thinks so!
    «You»: Good enough for me.

      2 BATTLES
      Full Heal
    «You»: Finally! Now we can get out of here. I think I can safely say I'm sick of ice cream for a long while...
    ???: Who dares to slander the delicious snackitude of ice cream and confections???????

    «Twig flees behind you.»

    Twig: Scawy voice!
    «You»: I didn't mean to slander it! I think they're great! I just meant I wanted something else--
    ???: Oh, you want something else, do you? It's not enough that you invade my realm, trampling about my ice creamy fields, but you eat my creations as well?
    «You»: I didn't eat anything!
    Twig: *Buwp*
    «You»: That answers that.
  • *facepalm*
    ???: Enough You want something different? Behold as I crush you with this epic cake!!

    «A floating pie comes to face you.»

    «You»: Uhm... that's not a cake.
    ???: What, of course it is. Can't you see it right there?
    «You»: No. I don't.
    ???: But it's right there!
    «You»: I' sorry, but the cake is a pie.
    ???: Fine, then behold as my Humongous Floating Pie In The Sky squishes you!!!
      Full Heal
    «You»: Phew, that was a large pie.
    ???: Have another one! I insist!

    «Another pie floats in.»

    «You»: No, not another one! I'm full!
    ???: I'll stuff you so full, you'll explode!
    «You»: I don't think I can keep this up....

    «The scoop from earlier appears while glowing.»

    Twig: Awtiwix, look! Your scoopy thing is glowing!
    «You»: You're right! I wonder why...
    ???: Is that my scoop? I've been looking for that for months! I use that to create the very foundations of this world, and serve the perfect scoop for a waffle cone! Give it back!!
    «You»: You want it, have it!

    «The scoop instantly empties the pie and flies to Twig's hand.»

    «You»: That was... weird.
    ???: No, my scoop! Curse you for using its magic to turn my creations into crafts for you to use!
    «You»: Uh... exactly as I planned! Quickly Twig, let's grab the loot and get out of here!
    ???: You're not going anywhere! I don't know how you knew about my scoop's power, but it won't save you from my DOOM MOON!

    «2 red lights hits the ice cream land.»

    ???: Drat, I think I miss...
    «You»: RUN!

    «You and Twig teleports back to the Teleport room, taking along the loot.»

    «You»: That... was...
    Twig: FUN!
    «You»: What?
    Twig: Let's go again, let's go again!
    «You»: Twig, we were almost obliterated by a doom moon!! (A doom moon that seems familiar, somehow).
    Twig: But look at all the cool stuff we got!
    «You»: Yeah let's get that chest cracked open. I am curious what entity is powerful enough to create worlds and wield doom moons yet somehow miss...

    «Clicking the arrow above chest opens the Dessert Set 1 shop.»

  • Continue

    Twig: Let's go now!
    «You»: Oh no, if we're going back to that... that...
    Twig: Snackland!
    «You»: ... Right, "Snackland". If we're going back there, we're going to prepare for it.

  • Play Part 2!
  • Play again!
  • Guardian Tower!
  • Leave

    Dessert Set 1

  • IZe Cream Hammer [L. 11 Z]
  • IZe Cream Scoop [L. 11 Z]
  • IZe Cream Sceptre [L. 11 Z]
  • Ice Cream Hammer [L. 45, 60, 75, 90, 105, 120, 135 | 150 G]
  • Ice Cream Scoop [L. 45, 60, 75, 90, 105, 120, 135 | 150 G]
  • Ice Cream Sceptre [L. 45, 60, 75, 90, 105, 120, 135 | 150 G]

  • IZe Cream CruZader [L. 11 Z]
  • Ice Cream Crusader [L. 45, 60, 75, 90, 105, 120, 135 | 150 G]

  • PieZ [L. 11 Z]
  • Pies [L. 45, 60, 75, 90, 105, 120, 135 | 150 G]

  • IZe Cream Golem [L. 11 Z]
  • Ice Cream Golem [L. 45, 60, 75, 90, 105, 120, 135 | 150 G]

    Write up thanks to Tep Itaki.

    < Message edited by Carandor -- 11/10/2018 6:46:06 >
  • AQ DF MQ  Post #: 1
    8/20/2018 5:28:30   
    Legendary Scribe of Lore

    We're Going to Need a Bigger Scoop!

    Location: Battleon » Warlic's Shop » Mastercraft Sets » Play Part 2!

    After narrowly escaping from "Snackland", you see
    out Warlic the Archmage. Perhaps he can uncover
    some details about the mysterious ice cream scoop.

    «You»: What did you discover about the scoop?
    Warlic: Keep in mind that I only had a few minutes to examine it.
    «You»: So I can use it to, say, build a statue of Twilly made of peanut brittle?
    Warlic: Uhm... no.
    «You»: But I was able to turn the giant pie into a bunch of different gear! Surely there must be something for the peanut brittle sculpture!
    Warlic: To clarify you could not do anything like that here on Lore. Since the magic comes from...
    «You»: Twig calls it "Snackland".
    Warlic: ..."Snackland". Basically, here the only thing the scoop can do is sling the perfect ice cream scoop at your foes and give them an ice cream headache.
    Warlic: I'd dare say that if you just went back and started waving it around, it would still only be capable of doing that.
    «You»: Then how did the pie thing happen?
    Warlic: I would guess that in order to activate the scoop's powers, a certain set of conditions need to be met.
    «You»: And those would be?
    Warlic: No idea. Again, if I had more time to examine it...
    «You»: Sorry Warlic! The call to adventure into strange and delicious lands is beckoning! I'll just wing it!

    «You disappear, leaving Warlic to his shop.»

    Warlic: (Thinking)Truly there are michievous forces at play now...

    «You appear back at the Guardian Tower Teleport Room and Twig.»

    «You»: Why hello Twig! How are you today?
    Twig: Hewwo «You»! It's time for fish!
    «You»: Say, how would you like to come and visit "Snackland" again?
    Twig: Twig thinks that's a great idea! Come on!!

    «Twig enters the teleporter and you both reappear back in Snackland.»

    Twig: So, what did you want to eat first?
    «You»: Well first, I want to unlock the secrets of the scoop, but I don't know how to. Warlic said there were some conditions needed to activate the magic, but there wasn't enough time to learn more.
    Twig: Why don't we ask the scoop's owner?
    «You»: You mean the big, scary voice that tried to obliterate us?
    Twig: Wight! So, how do we get to the voice?
    «You»: Well as The Chosen of Lore, I train for just such occasions...

  • Take Twig as a guest! - Twig joins the battle!
  • Continue by yourself

    Intelligence Check!
    Can you use your perception to pick up the trail?
    Difficulty: 80
    Stat Used: Intelligence

      «If you fail the roll...»

      «You»: Curses, I got nothing.

        4 BATTLES
        Full Heal every second battle

      Twig: I think I head something from that direction...

      «Twig heads off immediately.»

      «You»: Twig, wait! Well, might as well check it out.

      «If you succeed the roll...»

      «You»: Hmmm, I just found a short trail of footprints!
      Twig: Wight! So, how do we get to the voice?

    «Regardless of the roll results...You and Twig step further into Snackland.»
      4 BATTLES
      Full Heal every second battle
    «A gust of wind passes by you.»

    «You»: Brrrr! Is it just me, or is it unusually cold around here?
    Twig: I feel fine!
    «You»: Yeah, well you have fur... and a scarf... and probably eat so much ice cream your body is tempered to the cold...

    Endurance Check!
    Can you shrug off this cold front?
    Difficulty: 70
    Stat Used: Endurance

      «If you fail the roll...»

      «The cold wind hits you again and you lose 1/3 of your HP.»

      «You»: Brrrrrrrrrrrrr...

      «If you succeed the roll...»

      «You»: Well, not as bad as I thought...

    «Regardless if you can withstand the cold...»

    Twig: Twig see a cave in the ditance! Maybe that is it?
    «You»: Onward!

    «You and Twig appears in front of a round doorway.»

    «You»: Ah ha! This must be the entrance to the lair!
    Twig: And here comes some locals to gweet us!
      4 BATTLES
      Full Heal every second battle
    «You»: Alright, time to open these gates. Shouldn't be too hard...

    Strength Check!
    Can you swing these gates wide with one good tug?
    Difficulty: 80
    Stat Used: Strength

      «If you fail the roll...»

      «The doors swing open and you lose 1/3 of your HP.»

      «You»: Owwww, I think I hurt my back...

      «If you succeed the roll...»

      «The doors swing open.»

      «You»: Alright, let's get in before more monsters come for us...

    «Regardless of roll results...You both go into the lair.»

    «You»: Finally, we're past all those monsters!
    Twig: *burp*
    «You»: You may want to slow down on the eating, Twig, you could give yourself a stomach ache!
    ???: Who dares to approach my lair!?!?
    «You»: One hero and one rather full moglin, requesting information about a scoop!
    ???: My scoop! You actually brought it here? Excellent! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
    ???: Errm, I mean, Please come in....
    «You»: Well that didn't sound ominous whatsoever!
    Twig: I think I still have some woom for dessert.

    «You enter into a room with giant fishes and an ice cream placed on a table.»

    ???: Welcome to my mysterious lair! Now, surrender my scoop to me!
    Twig: Twig like your wug!
    ???: Thanks you, I feel it really ties the room together-
    ???: Bah nevermind that! That is MY scoop! Give it back!
    «You»: Look, I just want to fulfil my dream of a giant peanut brittle sculpture... the one I've had since this morning, bizarrely enough...
    ???: Minions, attack!
      4 BATTLES
      Full Heal every second battle
    «You»: Looks like you need some better minions.
    ???: Looks like I'll have to bring out the big guns!

    «A slightly bigger with red eyes Twig appears in front of you.»

    «You»: Impossible... two Twigs?
    Master of Evil: Twig? No, I am the Master of Evil!!! Now give me back that scoop! Ultimate minion, attack!
      BATTLE: Ice Cream Golem
      Full Heal
    «You»: Ok, talk, why do you look like Twig? What do you plan to do with this scoop? How..
    Master of Evil: Slow down, slow down, one question at a time.
    Master of Evil: To answer your first question, I'm not sure why I look like that moglin over there. But there is something very familiar about him...
    «You»: What do you want to do with that Scoop?
    Master of Evil: Look, I used that scoop to make this world. I filled it with ice cweam and fish and all sorts of delicious snacks. I'm not sure WHY, but it just felt... right.
    Master of Evil: Having a domain to rule over with my paws... it seems right.
    «You»: You know, now that I think about it, you DO seem kinda familiar...
    ???: I believe I can clear up a few things.

    «Boatman drags his boat onto the screen.»

    Boatman: Yes, this is indeed the Master of Evil, a foe so terrifying that it nearly destroyed all of Lore.
    Boatman: You managed to defeat it in time and saved the day, but we knew that there would come a time that it would return and wreak havoc on us.
    «You»: I do remember something... I though it was a prank...
    Boatman: In your universe, yes it was indeed a prank. A glorious prank that will live on in the annals of your prank history. However, you are aware there are other parallel universes, yes?
    «You»: Yes...
    Boatman: Well, in one of them, the prank wasn't so much a prank. So some, saw it prudent to seal this evil inside the mind of a being so pure, so innocent, so... childlike, that it would never be able to escape.
    «You»: So, you're saying that the Master of Evil here is actually...
    Boatman: Yes, sealed inside the mind of Twig. The Twig from my universe.
    Boatman: Yes. The Twig from the other universe was... it's complicated.
    «You»: So... all this is inside Twig's mind?
    Boatman: Yes.
    «You»: And this Scoop?
    Boatman: Oh, that. Twig has a very active imagination, which the Master of Evil utilized to help create this entire world.
    Boatman: The Scoop just happens to be a focal point for the Master of Evil's magic when he was making this realm, and thus the magic rubbed off on the Scoop.
    «You»: That's... slightly anticlimatic.
    «You»: Then why was such a big deal made about it?
    Boatman: There's a presence that is clearly messing with you.
    «You»: Great, just great... why are you here anyways? Don't you have a job to do?
    Boatman: Since I was the last being you saw the last time you saw the Master of Evil, they thought that you would feel more comfortable with me explaining things.
    «You»: They?
    Boatman: You'll find out in time.
    «You»: Alright... sooo... now what?
    Boatman: There's a giant pile of food-related items behind me, you have an artifact capable of transforming food into equipment... You do the math.
    «You»: Right, but I don't know how to activate it...
    Boatman: Oh, it only works if Twig or the Master of Evil activate it. Last time Twig's fear helped to activate it when you hurled it.
    «You»: Ahh, that makes sense. Hey Twig, can you help me out?

    «Twig steps forward and the LOOT! button appears above. Clicking it makes the Scoop appear, glowing, and flying past the Boatman and you open the shop.»

    «After you close the "Dessert Set 2" shop...»

  • Play again!
  • Guardian Tower!
  • Leave

    Dessert Set 2

  • IZe Cream Hammer [L. 11 Z]
  • IZe Cream Scoop [L. 11 Z]
  • IZe Cream Sceptre [L. 11 Z]
  • Ice Cream Hammer [L. 45, 60, 75, 90, 105, 120, 135 | 150 G]
  • Ice Cream Scoop [L. 45, 60, 75, 90, 105, 120, 135 | 150 G]
  • Ice Cream Sceptre [L. 45, 60, 75, 90, 105, 120, 135 | 150 G]
  • Bass Guitar [L. 105]
  • Pike Pike [L. 105]
  • Gnarly Bass Guitar [L. 120]
  • Pristine Pike Pike [L. 120]
  • Shreddin' Bass Guitar [L. 135]
  • Peak Pike Pike [L. 135]
  • Bass Bass [L. 150 G]
  • Perfect Pike Pike [L. 150 G]

  • IZe Cream CruZader [L. 11 Z]
  • Ice Cream Crusader [L. 45, 60, 75, 90, 105, 120, 135 | 150 G]

  • PieZ [L. 11 Z]
  • Pies [L. 45, 60, 75, 90, 105, 120, 135 | 150 G]
  • Sole [L. 105]
  • Sole Securer [L. 120]
  • Spirit of Sole [L. 135]
  • Soul of Sole [L. 150 G]

  • Chocolate Syrup [L. 105, 120, 135 | 150 G]

  • IZe Cream Golem [L. 11 Z]
  • Ice Cream Golem [L. 45, 60, 75, 90, 105, 120, 135 | 150 G]
  • Floating Pie [L. 105, 120, 135 | 150 G]

  • Codpiece [L. 105]
  • Comfy Codpiece [L. 120]
  • Commendable Codpiece [L. 135]
  • Roly-Poly Codpiece [L. 150 G]
  • Waffle Cone [L. 105, 120, 135 | 150 G]

    Write up thanks to Tep Itaki.

    < Message edited by Carandor -- 8/23/2018 8:15:17 >
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