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| Frostval: Attack of the Sweater Zombies!
Location: Frostval '16: Rise of the Sweater Zombies! » Attack of the Sweater Zombies!
«Scene: Battleon. The player and Robina meet Warlic as Cozy Zombies are seen running through town.»
«You»: What's going on?!?!
Robina: Kabroz is what's going on. Looks like his sweaters have zombified anyone wearing them!
Warlic: I feel like this is my fault... I can clearly see the spell - pardon the pun - interwoven into the fabric of the sweaters now that I know where to look...
Warlic: ...but before I was too focused on restoring the sweaters' appearance to notice!
«You»: No one blames you. What we need now is some way to turn the zombies back to their former selves.
«A Cozy Zombie Guardian Ranger approaches.»
Robina: Watch out!
«The player attacks the Zombie and Warlic uses his oblivion sphere.»
«You»: Huh. That's a surprisingly effective way of turning them back.
Warlic: Quite. Remember that zombies are not undead - they are living beings on the verge of death who-
«You»: Err, short version? We got a holiday to save.
Warlic: *sigh* Take my Oblivion Sphere. Weaken the zombies enough, and my Sphere can restore them back to their former selves.
«You»: Got it. Robina, you up for smashing a few Zs?
Robina: Sure. Race ya!
Attack of the Sweater Zombies!
Kabroz stole all our Frostval sweaters, and then cursed them! Now whoever was wearing one has been turned into a zombie! You have a big fight ahead of you - first you have to take back Battleon, and then save Frostvale and all the frost moglins!
The Guardian Tower has been overrun with zombies! Explore Camp
Optional Full Heal after battles #2, #4, #6 and #8
1 BATTLE: Treasure
«You return to the war camp.»
Back to Town
Twilly: Oh noes, all the ugly sweaters are zombfinicating peoples! You's gotsta stop it!
Twilly: If you need to be healed I can help you.
Heal me please. - Full Heal, continue with dialogue below
Let me handle this! - Closes dialogue
Twilly: There you goes! All healed up!
Robina - Click on Robina's bow if you want her to join you in battle!
Robina's bow - Robina the Ranger will join you in battle!
Chest - If you become a Guardian, then you can ride the Radiant Warhorse into battle! OR You now ride the Radiant Warhorse! It will disappear when you log out. (Guardian Only)
Potion Bag - You must be a Guardian to refill your Health potions from this bag. OR Refills your potions if you have less than 4 on hand. (Guardian Only)
[X] Click this button to return to camp at the next save point.
How many waves would you like to fight before returning to camp to rest?
«Momentum: Each time you defeat a monster without fleeing or dying, it increases the bonus by .5% in each category: +damage, +BTH, -Monster damage, -monster BTH. Fleeing causes you to lose 30% of your momentum. Dying or logging out causes momentum boost to reset. Caps at +50% or 100 kills.»
*+x% damage and +x BTH on outgoing attacks; -x% damage and -x BTH on incoming attacks.
«Non-ENDLESS options: You will now fight «X» wave(s) before returning to camp!»
«ENDLESS option: You will now fight waves endlessly until you flee from battle!»
Back to Town
«Each wave is comprised of 2 BATTLES followed by a Full Heal. After defeating 16%, 33%, 50%, 66% and 83% of Kabroz's Zombies, new cutscenes were unlocked.»
16% - Save Hans!
BATTLE: Cozy Zombie Hans
«You»: You okay there?
Hans: Ow ow ow ow! Did you have to hit so hard?
«You»: Well, you were kinda trying to eat Yulgar's brains...
Yulgar: I said I'd rather freeze to death than put on one of those wretched sweaters. Once again my good fashion sense saves me.
Hans: I-- oh no! I'm SO sorry! I didn't mean--
Hans: Wait, where's Aria?? I gotta protect her!
«You»: She's safe. Apparently she was using a Vampragon for heat rather than wear an ugly sweater.
«You»: Go hide out with her in Warlic's - we'll be fine, especially once we get more Guardians fighting for us.
Hans: Got it! ...And uh, thanks again for the save.
«You»: Heh. Anytime.
33% - Save Blackhawke!
BATTLE: Cozy Zombie Blackhawke
Blackhawke: Gah! Zardspit!
«You»: Whoa, easy there! You just got un-zombified!
Blackhawke: Nothing I can't shake off. Have others been zombified?
«You»: Yeah, about half the guardians. Kabroz cursed those sweaters to zombify anyone who wore them.
Blackhawke: Nothing my blade can't fix. Let's get to work.
«You»: Heh, I like that spirit! Let's go!
50% - Save Uldor!
«Two sweaters lie on the ground between you, Uldor and Aquella.»
«You»: ...Uldor? Aquella? You're not zombies?
Uldor: Of course not, «You». I had a premonition that something horrible would happen were I to wear the sweater, so I didn't wear it.
Uldor: Aquella followed my advice, and we've been warming ourselves by the fire ever since.
«You»: A premonition? If you saw something with your sixth sense, then why didn't you warn everyone?
Uldor: I'm sorry, but my visions aren't perfect. I simply thought that people would make fun of me for wearing such a hideous sweater. I ask, have you SEEN the thing?
Uldor: I mean, I'm BLIND, and even "I" know that that thing is a fashion disaster! That's how truly repulsive it is!
«You»: I... that makes a sadly large amount of sense.
Uldor: And if my senses are correct, I am to be headed to Warlic's now, yes?
«You»: ... Yes?
Uldor: Excellent. Best wishes on the war. Let me know if I can do anything to help.
«You»: Aquella, you should go with him.
Aquella: I can't! I-- um-- actually....
Aquella: Captain Rhubarb is... I invited him over for Frostval. I haven't seen him at all, so I'm worried that he was hit by the same thing that's zombifying everyone.
«You»: Oof. I'll be on the lookout for him.
Aquella: WE'LL be on the lookout. Let's go.
66% - Save Rhubarb!
BATTLE: Cozy Zombie Rhubarb
Captain Rhubarb: Yarr, me head be spinnin'... did I drink too much eggnog?
Aquella: Rhubarb! Are you okay?
Captain Rhubarb: Heh, more than fine now that ye're here with me, lassy~
«You» (thinking): Eep, I probably should leave the two alone.
«You»: So you two, head to Warlic's once you're done, gottagomorezombiestofightbye!
83% - Save Galanoth!
BATTLE: Cozy Zombie Galanoth
«You»: You okay there?
Galanoth: Give me a sec. What hit me?
«You»: Well, it was me if we're taking that question literally, but before that Kabroz cursed you into becoming a zombie.
Galanoth: So not a dragon?
«You»: Nope. Kabroz, zombies, sweaters, Frostval. Haven't seen any dragons.
Galanoth: Not even any zombie dragons? Or sweater dragons?
«You»: Haven't seen either. ...Wait, do sweater dragons exist?
Galanoth: Yeah. Big fuzzy things, flying around up north and roasting everything with their breaths.
«You»: That's pretty cool, actually. You'll have to show me one day, once I'm done with these zombies.
Galanoth: Sure. I'll even lend a hand, even though zombies aren't my cup of joe.
«When the war meter hit 100%, the following battles take place.»
«You're joined by Galanoth, Capt. Rhubarb, Blackhawke and Hans.»
Optional Full Heal after battles #2 and #4
Galanoth: See, I've been in a lot of wars, And I'm gonna bet my Frostval gift that we're gonna fight the big bad here.
Galanoth: Personally, I'm hoping that it's a dragon. Knowing Kabroz we probably won't fight a regular zombie dragon...
Galanoth: ...but fighting a sweater zombie dragon is definitely possible. Imagine, a huge beast like that, wrapped up, just for us!
Galanoth: I doubt that he's managed to zombify the Great Frost Wyrm, so it's just gonna be a regular dragon. Possibly a ReignDragon? Ha, I haven't taken down a ReignDragon in forever!
Galanoth: Alternately, we might be fighting a sweater dragon. I guess you'll get to see one faster than you thought, ehh?
Galanoth: Or, y'know what would be really cool? A sweater dragon that's wearing one of Kabroz's sweaters and has been turned into a zombie! Sweater zombie sweater dragon!
Galanoth: Aw. That's not a dragon.
BATTLE: Cozy Zombie Chilly «You»: Nope, no dragons, thankfully.
Chilly: «Y-Y-You»? What-- where--
«You»: Don't worry, Chilly, you're safe an no longer a zombie now.
Chilly: I was a zombie??
«You»: Yeah. And we need your help to finish un-zombifying everyone. Can you head over to Warlic's and help him finish his spell to fix up everyone?
Chilly: I can... but, what about the presents?? How are we gonna deliver them in time??
«You»: Leave that to me and the Guardians. We'll have the gifts delivered in time for everyone to have a merry Frostval! Right guys?
«Scene: EvilCorp HQ.»
Zorbak: Mehehehe! See? It's not so easy ruining Frostval! Now to collect on our bet....
Kabroz: Not so fast. So my first plan wasn't successful-- no big deal.
Zorbak: I might've failed to stop her with my sweaters, but she still has to deliver the gifts. I've got one more surprise waiting for («You»'s gender pronoun) him/her!
Replay Part 1
Replay Part 2
Attack of the Sweater Zombies
Cozy Warhammer [L. 5, 15, 35, 55, 75, 95, 115, 135 | 150 G]
Cozy Spear [L. 5, 15, 35, 55, 75, 95, 115, 135 | 150 G]
Cozy Staff [L. 5, 15, 35, 55, 75, 95, 115, 135 | 150 G]
Cozy Goblin [L. 5, 15, 35, 55, 75, 95, 115, 135 | 150 G]
Sweater Survivor [L. 5]
Sweater Slayer [L. 10]
Sweater Saviour [L. 25]
Warmonger [L. 50]
Warlord [L. 75]
The Conqueror [L. 100]
Dialogue thanks to Legendary Ash.
< Message edited by Carandor -- 12/9/2018 8:34:16 >