Clown the Jester -> RE: =HS= Character Discussion Thread (3/7/2012 19:31:00)
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Clown the Jester: Ability to bend and alter reality. Master knowledge of chemistry and psychology. Talented with every weapon. Able to posses any host and turn into an exact replica of his body. Pro: He’s the best at what he does. Goes through his victims like copy paper…HEE HEE…and does it with a smile. WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Con: Heh heh…He’s to darn handsome. Oh...and...he just can't seem to play well with others...heh heh. WA HA HA HA HA HA! OOOH! I do hate it when you guys tell me your weaknesses. Heh heh…takes all the fun out of figuring it out. HEE HEE…no matter…heh. OH YES MR. glaisaurus_x! We do love to have our fun..heh heh…and the best thing is…our little fun tolerates all forms of goodies and baddies and in betweens. Heh heh…we got villain ceos, doctors, vampires, crocidles, gods, devils, and even clown. Heh heh...clowns…CAN YA BELIEVE IT? WHOO HOO HOO HOO HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA! Heh heh heh. Heh heh heh…funny Drakkoniss…you seem to be having a little problem going on in your old noodle. FINALLY HOO HOO! Now you can see the world as I see it. Know what it’s like to have sticky fingers prodding your mind. Hearing the wild and animal cries of voices in your head…to view everyone and everything with contempt and disgust…Can you see it Drakkoniss? YOU MUST SEE IT! YOU SEE THE JOKE DON’T YOU? It all doesn’t matter. Honor, love, respect, money, good, evil, morals, science, art, culture, music, history, math, literature, life. Its all a great big joke. These are people could never see things as I could. Always stuck in what they called “Reality.” More like Dreamland. Where gumdrops and dancing fishes scatter across the land…where they pretend things make sense…that theres a plan…THERE IS NO PLAN! NO PURPOSE! NO REASON! NOTHING! Besides you and me Drakkoniss. We have purpose. These other so called “Heroes” and “Villains” and even some of the other chaos people…they think they have purpose…they think they know what makes reality tick. Heh..fools….little bugs…MAGGOTS….LITTLE NOTHINGS! You see it don’t you Drakkoniss? You’re going insane…like me. You’re getting as looney as a looney tune. You’ve lost your faith and touch in humanity…so you kill. I understand…believe me. I do. Heh heh…I know all to well just how it feels…to know something is wrong in your mind. Don’t be afraid Drakkoniss. You’ll like being crazy. Trust me…you will. To fight insanity…is to fight what makes us what we are. We’re not people…we’re all nothing more than animals. Beasts…monsters…every last one of us. NONE OF YOU ARE ANY BETTER THAN ME! You’re all just as sick as me…heh…every last one of you. Oh by the way…I nearly forgot to make my contribution to Chaos today…so…how about I tell yall what I’ve been up to? Well…using my powers, I altered the appearance of twenty unlucky souls and turn their faces to resemble Drakkoniss’s….then..well…I may have gotten a bit messy with my razor…HOO HOO! I’m a real wizard…heh heh..when it came to cutting up. HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO! Every day…I will kill an extra twenty random people unless…well…uh…actually I don’t really have any demands….OOOOH! I KNOW I KNOW! How about this? Every day I will kill another twenty people…until Drakkoniss comes to stop me…heh heh. Of course…if any of my friends wanna help raise up our daily death toll…heh heh…WHO AM I TO SAY NO? HEE HEE HEE HEE HA HA HA! LET THE MADNESS FLOOD THE STREETS! LET THE CITY SCREAM! LET IT BURN! SILLY LITTLE DEALER! YOU THINK YOUR RAINBOW GOONS DEATH PATROLS CAN CONTAIN ME?!?!? HEE HEE HEE HEE HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA! I’ll hunt em down..one by one..heh heh. Then…I’ll mail you their heads and their index fingers…heh heh…let me just find a stamp. WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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