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Zorbak -> =AQ= Ask Zorbak 2025! (6/13/2025 13:43:26)
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Ask Zorbak, Second Fifth Edition!
That's right, everyone, it's the fifth anniversary of the mog-nificent necromancer's live talk show, Ask Zorbak! ...Hold on, my assistant Ribert is RUDELY interrupting dictation. What do you mean we did it just last year? I told you not to put the calendar up on the fourth wall, you bonehead!
AHEM! EbilCorp and Glentertainment caught the AQ team working on some major and — We reluctantly admit, pretty dang cool — plans for Mogloween and that damp and spooky wood, Dankovia or whatever. These are some big ideas, and they need all the support they can get, so we made them an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll help you produce those plans, and NOT hide skeletons in all the bathrooms, if you let us run Ask Zorbak without ads!
...As it turns out, they said they'd never put ads in Ask Zorbak anyways, so we kind of goofed the whole business pressure thing, but the IMPORTANT part is that I get to share my wisdom with the world and once again address your BURNING questions! Submit your questions here, and we'll pick some of them to answer when Mogloween hits!
The Subject: Me.
The Host: Me!
Topics of Interest: ME! Though as this is a general interest show, I suppose I can accept questions about me, the world of Lore, myself, lore, me...
The Rules:
One question post per player! And don't cram a bunch of questions in one post! If a question in the old thread didn't get used, it might still get picked up, so don't repeat it.
After your question, be sure to include an existing monster you'd like to fight when you get the answer!
NO bosses, Void monsters, shop enemies, or encounters that aren't fights! I'm EBIL, I'm not getting you a Dragonblade or Blade of Awe piece!
Try for a unique post. Don't repost questions or pick the same monster as someone else.
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