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Zorbak's Ebil Mistake! 
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«Scene: a dark forest»
3 BATTLES
«Full Heal after each fight»Zorbak: «You»! It took you long enough to get here! Do you even know what is happening?!
«You»: No, Zorbak. I do not know why I am here. In fact, it would be nice to be somewhere else. But since I AM here, please, go ahead and brighten my day with your sunny voice.
«You»: / end sarcasm
Zorbak: Why, thank you for the compliment!! Anyway, I seem to have NOT made a mistake.
«You»: Really?
Zorbak: Yeah!! I put a few dashes of EBIL and some sprinkles of INTELLIGENCE into a few weapons and they just happened to come to life!
Zorbak: I was quite pleased with the results at first... ehem.. I mean I am still very pleased. Even after they started TALKING BACK to me.
Zorbak: They became a little more troublesome-- er, I mean, companionable-- when they began refusing to go to bed at the appointed hour.
Zorbak: But all of that I could live with, until they started causing more problems for the locals than even I could--- Um, what I mean is, that was my plan all along.
«You»: I see. So what happened? Where are they now?
Zorbak: I kicked their butts out of the Hideout, that's what happ-- *gulp*. They needed their independence, and so I sent them on their merry way--
Zorbak: -- reminding them to call home often. I absolutely LUB those little fellas.
«You»: So what should I do?
Zorbak: SEARCH AND DEST-- erm, find them and let them know how much I care.
Accept the quest!
Run away now!
«Regardless of choice»
Zorbak: Don't even think about not accepting this quest!
«You»: Oh, I would never not accept a quest from YOU, of all people!
«Scene: Doomwood»
«You»: Creepy trees... but no Ebil Intelligent Misbehaving Weapons yet.
«4 scythes fly past you, slashing away practically all your health»
«You»: Ow.
«The scythes return»
Ebil Scythe: Wahhahahah... Our foe has been cleaved thoroughly!
Ebil Scythe: Meh-- not thoroughly enough it seems.
«You»: No, you got me pretty good.
Ebil Scythe: Chachachaaa! Den why's don't yah die alweddy!
«You»: Well, simple-- I cannot die outside of battle.
Ebil Scythe: Wow mans, that's kuh-razy! If we kill you again, will you die??
«You»: No-- We're not officially in a battle... yet.
Ebil Scythe: Wahhah. Sounds good to me! Let's have some fun and let you chase us for a while then!!
«You»: That's just-- so ebil-- ebil beyond even Zorbak--
Ebil Scythe: Do not speak that name! It makes me wish I was an orphan! Mehehehe....
Ebil Scythe: Come and get us, mans!! Whoopily-hoooo!!!!
«The scythes fly away»
«You»: Such PURE ebil... makes my blood run cold and thick, like Gell-O....
«You»: I need to find a way to heal up... If I run into ANY monster now I could easily die.
«Scene: Another part of Doomwood»
«You»: No way to heal yet.... Then again, why was I expecting to find a way to heal in the middle of Darkovia of all places??
«A Soul Banisher comes out of nowhere»
«You»: Oh-------- This is waaaaaay bad.
Battle?
1 BATTLE
Soul Banisher (130) (Unnecessarily Weak Version)
«You»: What were the odds of me running into a level 130 Soul Banisher who just HAPPENED to have 1 HP and terrible, terrible luck??
«You»: Oh good-- Looks like a NORMAL forest up ahead...
«Scene: a perfectly normal forest. Zorbak enters»
«You»: NOOOOO!! This ISN'T a normal forest after all!!
Zorbak: Mehehehehe...
«You»: Just what is so funny, Zorbak?! I'm here trying to help you!
Zorbak: I enjoy getting those kinds of reactions.
«You»: Do you have any idea what I have just been through?
Zorbak: Yes, my friend Billy the Eye was watching you the whole time, spying for me. It was quite entertaining.
«Billy the Eye flies in»
Billy: psshhh psh phhh sshhhh
Zorbak: Indeed! Well, well-- this is going to be interesting!
«You»: Did you actually understand what he said?
Zorbak: I did!! They call me-- THE EYEBALL WHISPERER. Billy is Jimmy the Eye's brother. Together, they are Double Vision, tag-team wrestling champions and martial arts vigilantes!
Billy: pshhhh hhaaaaaa!
«You»: Well, what did he say?
Zorbak: My ebil little mistakes are HERE! But that's okay-- With YOU here, we will be able to stop them!!
«You»: I thought you saw what happened to me. Those scythes kicked my butt!!
Let Zorbak help you!
Let Billy help you!
Continue with no help!
Billy: hh shhhhppppp paaahhh!!
Zorbak: HERE THEY COME!!
«You»: Wait!! Zorbak, I know you don't usually do this, but can you heal me??
Zorbak: Meh!!! HECK NO.
«You»: CAN SOMEONE, ANYONE, HEAL ME?!?!
«Twilly enters»
Twilly: I can heal you now if you need help!
Heal Me
Battle On!
Twilly: There you goes! All healed up!
Thanks Twilly!
«Twilly exits»
Zorbak: That little red goofball is EVERYWHERE!!
Battle!
1 BATTLE«Optional Full Heal»
1 BATTLE«Optional Full Heal»
1 BATTLE«Optional Full Heal»
1 BATTLEZorbak: You did it!! I mean, meh, WE did it!
Billy: ppshhhpppp!
«The scythes appear»
«You»: I really hope you didn't bring them back to life.
Zorbak: Well, not really....
«You»: Are they-- UNDEAD?
Zorbak: No. I would describe them as being Living Undead. Mehehehe....
Zorbak: So, I need to get rid of these things. Want one? Or two, or three, or four???
REWARD SHOP: Ebil Scythes
Red Ebil Scythe
Blue Ebil Scythe
Dark Ebil Scythe
Gold Ebil Scythe
Crimson Ebil Scythe
Pallid Ebil Scythe
Obsidian Ebil Scythe
Auric Ebil Scythe
Bloody Ebil Scythe
Ghastly Ebil Scythe
Necrotic Ebil Scythe
Greedy Ebil Scythe
Demonic Ebil Scythe
Ghoulish Ebil Scythe
Abyssal Ebil Scythe
Covetous Ebil Scythe
Infernal Ebil Scythe
Calvarian Ebil Scythe
Stygian Ebil Scythe
Phrygian Ebil Scythe
Zorbak: Nice choice!! Is that all?? Zorbie needs a new pair of shoes!!
«You return to town»
Thanks to whackybeanz.
< Message edited by whackybeanz -- 2/17/2013 0:36:02 >
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