whackybeanz
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Top o' the mornings Location: Blarney Portal Painting » 2007: The Blarney Strikes Back! «Scene: Fields» «You»: Okay Zorbak, so where is this "Uncle Sham" you said wanted to meet with us? Zorbak: Bah! Not here yet. Keep your armor together. This is really important, according to him... «Uncle Sham enters the scene.» Zorbak: Uncle Sham! Uncle Sham: Ah laddie, ye must be Zorbak. This is yer representative for Battleon? «You»: I am! No what is this all about?? Uncle Sham: Why, hasn't the wee blue Mooglin given ye the low-down? My name is Uncle Shamus O'Slayhee, 'Sham' for short. Uncle Sham: I've just taken full control of the Leprechaun Nation's main source of revenue: the Central Bank of Leprechaunia! Uncle Sham: And now I am declaring ALL OTHER REALMS of Lore to be subject to Leprechaunia's laws! TAX LAWS, that is. I therefore demand that everyone in Battleon pay me-- er-- Uncle Sham: Leprechaunia-- 40% taxes on all earnings! And if ye do not do what I say, I will wage a war o' taxxor on you all!! Zorbak: Meh!! RIGHT. You don't scare us. You'd be more likely to bring sexy back before you could destroy Battleon!! «You»: Well, Zorbak, we don't need to go to war. We could try to negotiate first... Zorbak: We here in Battleon JUST SAY NO to taxes!! And we use Leprechauns to clean our toilet stalls! Not as custodial technicians, but as the toilet brushes!! Mehehehe! Uncle Sham: Why-- ye AWFUL little beastie!! UNCLE SHAM WANTS YOU -- to diiieeee!!! We shall attack you with everything we have!! «You»: Wait a second, Uncle Sham, we --- «Uncle Sham leaves the scene.» Zorbak: And good riddance!!! «You»: Nice job, Zorbak! You just started a war with the Leprechauns!! Zorbak: Meh-- a little war never hurt anyone. «You»: ................. You don't like Leprechauns, do you? Zorbak: How'd you guess? War!!
WAR! LEPRECHAUNS! What was once the Leprechaun Alliance has become the Leprechaun Nation! When they first appeared over 2 years ago, they accused us of stealing their gold. Now they want to steal OUR gold-- by taxing us! We must battle them all the way back to their rainbow! To Battle! Guardian Shelayleigh Adventurer Shelayleigh Explore Camp Back to Town Clickies Clover (left side of war scroll) - Full Heal Leprechaun Hat (right side of war scroll) - You get a temporary Leprechaun Hat Treasure Chest - Zorbak will join you in battle! (Guardian only) Robina - Click on Robina's bow if you want her to join you in battle! Robina's bow - Robina joins you as a guest. (No message) Captain Rhubarb - Click on Captain Rhubarb's hat if you want him to join you in battle! Captain Rhubarb's hat - Captain Rhubarb joins you as a guest. (No message) Warlic - Click on Warlic's crystal ball if you want him to join you in battle! Warlic's crystal ball - Warlic joins you as a guest. (No message) Leprechauns - +0.1 Ranged BTH per Leprechaun shot, max of +20.0 BTH (200 Leprechauns). This lasts until you log out. To Battle! «After 100% of Sham's forces were defeated...»2 BATTLES Full Heal after each battle «You arrive at Leprechaunia's gold vault.» «You»: This must be the main vault of Leprechaunia!! «Sham enters the scene.» Uncle Sham: That it is, rude intruder! Ye have found the BANK AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW! «You»: If you didn't attack us in the first place, we wouldn't be here! Uncle Sham: If YOU just paid your taxes, we wouldn't have attacked you!! «You»: Well, you can't just come out of no where and try to make everyone pay taxes, and not give them anything in return. Maybe if you had a plan, we could discuss-- Uncle Sham: NO! One day everyone in the world will pay taxes to me! I love GOOOLLLLD more than anything else, and I want it all-- no matter how I get it! «You»: Then I guess there is no other option! Uncle Sham: Aye!! I'll polish the floor wit' ye!!! Fight!«The vault opens and a treasure chest bounces out. Robina enters the scene.» Robina: Hurray! We beat the Leprechauns! The Leprechauns' pot of gold is now ours! Robina: Check the home page for a list of winners from the pot 'o gold-- you might be one of the winners! Open that treasure chest for more rewards. «Click on the treasure chest and...» Get War Reward! - Opens the Past Blarney Rewards shop Skip Reward / Already Have It Robina: Now isn't THAT a weird shield. It protects well from magic! Robina: Remember-- check the homepage to see if you won some of the Leprechauns' gold! Replay Boss Battle - Repeat 2 BATTLES above followed by boss fight Go Back to Town
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