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  Mad Haberdasher
Location: Falconreach (Books 1 and 2) -> Ash -> Quests -> Wanderland -> Mad Haberdasher -> Quest!
Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of Questions, Dragon Amulet
Release Date: September 25th, 2009
Objective: Go ahead, you know you want to try the teacake!
Objective completed: I wonder if he'd let you borrow his hat sometime?
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
Monsters
(3) Jobberwacky
(6) Lemon Persnickety
(5) Mock-ing Turtle
(3) Trumpter Flamingo
NPCs
Cheshire Twilly
Cysero
Doormouse
White Toggit
Rewards
Helmets
Male Bug Ears Helm
Female Bug Ears Helm
Rubber Ducky Helm
Female Rubber Ducky Helm
Hard Battlehelm
Female Hard Battlehelm
Highland Headwear
Female Highland Headwear
Mad Tophat
Female Mad Tophat
Misc.
Locked Case
Locked Picnic Basket
Zipper Jammed Backpack
Dialogue
Ash: Good Luck! I hope you'll find the help you need this week!
Quest!
Back
<Character>: Just who IS this Mad Haberdasher?
<Character>: You said he could help, but after everything else I've seen here in Wanderland, I'm a bit wary.
Cheshire Twilly: One doesn't try to EXPLAIN the Mad Haberdasher.
Cheshire Twilly: That would be like asking why the sound of one hand clapping is annoying.
<Character>: But... one hand can't-
Cheshire Twilly: Exactly.
Cheshire Twilly: So. You'll want to be off. If you're late, you won't get any teacake!
<Character>: Teacake?
Cheshire Twilly: It's cake. You serve at tea. He bakes them himself. You're in for a treat!
<Character>: White Toggit!
<Character>: Is THIS the party you were tardy for?
<Character>: Am I late?
Cysero: Depends on whose watch you're using, doesn't it?
Cysero: It looks like I'm not wearing a watch. Do YOU think you're on time?
<Character>: ...
<Character>: Yes?
Cysero: Excellent! Have a teacake!
?: ...
<Character>: What are YOU?
Doormouse: I'm a doormouse.
<Character>: What HAPPENED to you?!
Doormouse: I was a mouse, doing mousely things. Then I ate some of HIS cake flour.
<Character>: ...
<Character>: I think I'm full, thank you.
Cysero: I'm pretty sure I'm empty. Maybe seven-fifths full. Except that would be overfull, which I'm not.
Cysero: So that fraction is wrong. Have some tea!
<Character>: I'd really just like to ask you for some help, if that's alright.
Cysero: Certainly! I am excellent at providing advice you'd never think to ask for.
Cysero: Like... "If you only turn left, you'll never get to where you want to go."
Cysero: Or "Pants explode if you soak them in nitroglycerin and then put them on fire elementals."
Cysero: That's one I learned the hard way.
<Character>: How does a fire elemental put on pants?
Cysero: Quickly
<Character>: Right. Of course. About my question, though...
<Character>: My friend, Aria, is trapped by the Queen of Tarts, who thinks she's trying to steal her tart recipe.
<Character>: I need to come up with a way to save her without committing regicide.
<Character>: I got the feeling that's frowned upon here.
Cysero: Pretty much, yep.
White Toggit: Yes, yes. Killing the queen would mean YOU lose your head!
<Character>: So how do I convince the queen to let Aria go?!
Cysero: well, when *I* want something that someone doesn't want to give me, I give them a gift.
<Character>: Isn't that like a bribe?
Cysero: Nope! It's to make them like you more. If they like you more, they'll give you things.
Cysero: If they give you things, you're more likely to get what you want. You want your friend released.
<Character>: I still think that sounds like a bribe.
Cysero: Think less.
<Character>: So, lets see. The queen likes to bake. You like to bake. Do you know any recipes the queen doesn't?
Cysero: All of them.
<Character>: You know ALL the recipes the queen doesn't?
Cysero: Yep.
<Character>: Ok, I'll take your word for it. Can you teach me one to make for the queen?
Cysero: Can you stand on your head?
<Character>: No.
Cysero: Neither can I. How about learning Schnozzberry Tartlets?
<Character>: That would be wonderful. Hopefully she'll trade the tarts for Aria's freedom, and we can finally go home.
<Character>: I just have one more question. Do... do you keep putting on new hats when I'm not looking?
Cysero: Of course not. I only have one hat.
<Character>: But it keeps changing shape.
Cysero: It gets bored very quickly.
Complete Quest
Thanks to
-- Stephen Nix.
-- Kilza.
-- Peachii for corrections.
-- Slayer Zach for corrections.
< Message edited by Jay -- 3/3/2020 5:34:39 >
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