Zyrain
The Arcane
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«It is a quiet day in the town of Battleon, the player is reminiscing over past adventures with his friends in Yulgar's Inn.»
Robina: Do you remember that time when Zorbak created an army of undead rabbits?
Yulgar: Yes, that was not fun. I couldn't eat carrots for weeks in fear I'd be chased by skeletal bunnies!
Twig: Do you wemember when I got to eat lots and lots of fish and ice cweam!?
Hans: What about that time when the Drakel tried to take over Battleon by throwing used tissues at us?
«You»: That was nasty. Pure nasty. I don't think I had been more disgusted in my life ever!
Twig: Do you wemember when I got to eat lots and lots of fish and ice cweam!?
Blackhawke: Well, my favorite time was when I was undead and «You» had to kill me.
«You»: Yeah, that really was not fun for the rest of us.
Twig: Do you wemember when I got to eat lots and lots of fish and ice cweam!?
«A royal figure new to Battleon enters Yulgar's Inn.»
King Arman: Is this the town of Battleon?
Yulgar: It sure is!
King Arman: Ah, that is good. Now, do you know where I might find someone named «You»?
«You»: That would be me. Can I help you with something?
King Arman: Yes, yes you can. Please follow me.
Twig: I'm hungwy.
«King Arman and «You» exit Yulgar's Inn to the town of Battleon.»
«You»: So what is it I can do for you?
King Arman: I am King Arman, the King of Memories, and you see, I've lost my crown. I don't know when or where I lost it.
«You»: Wait, you're the King of Memories, and yet you cannot remember when or where you lost your crown?
King Arman: Yes, tad ironic, huh? However, I must have lost it somewhere down Lore's timeline. Perhaps one of the kings within Lore has my crown now.
«You»: But most of the kings are dead, we killed them.
King Arman: Which is exactly why I need you to help me. Using my Chronomancer Amulet, I am able to travel through your memories. Now if I just give it a tap...
«There is a turquoise flash from the Chronomancer Amulet. «You» and King Arman appear in the Werewolf Lair.»
«You»: Hi there. You don't happen to have a spare crown you picked up do you?
Werewolf King: Rargh! You want to steal my crown? Attack my brothers!
«You»: Wait, what?
3 BATTLES
Random Lycan Monster
Random Lycan Monster
Werewolf King
Full Heal after battles #2 and #3.
King Arman: Nope, that's not my crown.
«There is a turquoise flash from the Chronomancer Amulet. «You» and King Arman appear in Gatta Island.»
«You»: You don't happen to have a crown on you, do you?
King Daraian: *Sniff sniff* I smell dogs. These traitors are spies of the dogs!
«You»: Perhaps we shouldn't have gone to the Werewolf Lair first...
3 BATTLES
Random Gatta Monster
Random Gatta Monster
King Daraian
Full Heal after battles #2 and #3.
King Arman: This crown's no good.
«There is a turquoise flash from the Chronomancer Amulet. «You» and King Arman appear in a Graveyard.»
«You»: Mind if we borrow your crown?
Undead King: Grrrr ragh bleh!
«You»: I'll take that as a no.
3 BATTLES
Random Undead Monster
Random Undead Monster
Undead King
Full Heal after battles #2 and #3.
King Arman: This crown is too old to be mine.
«There is a turquoise flash from the Chronomancer Amulet. «You» and King Arman appear in the Northlands.»
«You»: Is that a crown I see?
King Malinius: Fools, you dare enter my realm?
«You»: Nice to meet you too.
3 BATTLES
Random Ice Monster
Random Ice Monster
King Malinius
Full Heal after battles #2 and #3.
King Arman: I don't think this crown's mine.
«There is a turquoise flash from the Chronomancer Amulet. «You» and King Arman appear in a Desert.»
«You»: Is there a crown here that shouldn't be?
Kel-Al Relish: Rawr! You be smash now. Smash smash!
«You»: Right...
3 BATTLES
Random Troll Monster
Random Troll Monster
Kel-Al Relish
Full Heal after battles #2 and #3.
King Arman: This crown's too big for me, it's more like a belt.
«There is a turquoise flash from the Chronomancer Amulet. «You» and King Arman appear in the Dark Lands.»
«You»: Excuse me, do you have a crown that's not yours?
Tyrant King: My lunch has just arrived. Prepare to die outsiders!
«You»: This is what I get for being polite?
3 BATTLES
Random Earth Monster
Random Earth Monster
Tyrant King
Full Heal after battles #2 and #3.
King Arman: ... Is that even a crown? It looks digested, definitely not mine.
«There is a turquoise flash from the Chronomancer Amulet. «You» and King Arman appear in a Volcanic Dragon Lair.»
«You»: We're looking for a lost crown. Can you help us?
Dragon King: Stupid humans. The Vartai will always be superior.
«You»: Can anyone here just have a simple conversation instead of picking up a weapon?
3 BATTLES
Random Dragon Monster
Random Dragon Monster
Dragon King
Full Heal after battles #2 and #3.
King Arman: I think this is the one, this is my crown! Wait, no it's not.
«There is a turquoise flash from the Chronomancer Amulet. «You» and King Arman appear in Green Guard Forest.»
«You»: Hm, have you stored a crown anywhere recently?
King BURP: Rarararararara!
«You»: I guess not.
3 BATTLES
Random BURP Monster
Random BURP Monster
King BURP
Full Heal after battles #2 and #3.
King Arman: Another crown, another failure.
«There is a turquoise flash from the Chronomancer Amulet. «You» and King Arman appear in Frostvale.»
«You»: Seen a crown? Because we're looking for one if you have.
King Frost: Were you searching for instant death when entering my realm?
«You»: No, I just said we're looking for a crown!
3 BATTLES
Random Ice Monster
Random Ice Monster
King Frost
Full Heal after battles #2 and #3.
King Arman: This crown's too icy to be mine. Worst Frostval present ever!
«There is a turquoise flash from the Chronomancer Amulet. «You» and King Arman appear in No Man's Land.»
«You»: Is there a non-mutated crown about?
Mutant King: Heehhhgggh... I think I'll mutate you now.
«You»: Aww, c'mon! We just want a crown.
3 BATTLES
Random No Man's Land Monster
Random No Man's Land Monster
Mutant King
Full Heal after battles #2 and #3.
King Arman: I am telling you now -- this is NOT my crown!
«There is a turquoise flash from the Chronomancer Amulet. «You» and King Arman return to the town of Battleon.»
«You»: I'm sorry King Arman, but that's all the kings of Lore. I don't think we are going to find your crown.
King Arman: Oh, wait! I forgot -- I don't have a crown!
«You»: *Facepalm*
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