Khalix
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As a citizen of Delta V, you certainly know the rules to this harsh reality. Let's begin. (Another non-serious thread. Feel free to contribute "Etiquette"-related rules that's exclusive to ED) quote:
You will stand 5 feet apart from your partner. You will stand 7 feet apart your opponent. You must always face each other. You will take turns hitting one another to death. If you are fighting a Juggernaut, you are to stare directly in front of you, avoiding facing the Juggernaut. As the Juggernaut, you will face the center of the gap between your opponents. If you are in a 2v2 fight, you must face your counterpart. In a fight with more than 2 players, turns will alternate from you to your opponent and vice-versa. You will only react to the pain of getting shot, electrocuted, mauled, slashed, sliced, kicked and/or blown up by gritting your teeth. You may only kneel when you are close to death. Surely, your opponents need to know you're dying so they can finish up. Never unload your whole magazine. It's proper to only fire once or twice at your desired opponent. You will keep two mirrored guns. If you are on the left side in a match, holster your gun on your right hip. If you are on the right side in a match, holster your counterpart gun on your left hip. You may only use your sidearm again after 2 turns have passed. You may only use your auxiliary weapon again after 3 turns have passed. Do to gun control laws, a large variety of guns do not have triggers. As such, you will pretend to shoot these guns and you are also expected to receive them the way you'd receive a gunshot. When performing a simple attack, you may only hit your opponent once. The only exception are wrist blades, where they must only attack twice. The only time you are allowed to attack more than once is when you use a skill. There is a limit to how skilled you are, and that's dictated by the number of people you have murdered in cold blood. You will not ask how idlers like Oz and Talia have survived losing numerous duels to the death. You will not ask why Legion and Exile footsoldiers are standing 10 feet away from each other, casually letting giving their recruits missions despite being mortal enemies. No matter how master-crafted your weapon is, if it is not bribed credits, it will not improve. No skill may be used consecutively.
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