golden1231
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Turkageddon Event 2011 Location: Soluna City Directions: Soluna City New Release Panel Locations Available: Replay 2009 Replay 2010 Missions Available: Battle On! Boss! Shops Available: Turkageddon 3011 Weapons Turkageddon 3011 Holiday Swag Shop NPCs: Mr. Z Dialogue: Soluna City Mr. Z: <Character>, we have a...situation... Intro Cutscene Mr. Z: ...and be sure that the Turstuffen ads are splashed on the holovid screens... Mr. Z: What? What? No, no I mean shhhhhhh! I'm in the middle of launching the ad compaign here! Mr. Z: Get me the department head of the C-Mail Project - I need that sidebar yesterday! Mr. Z: For the last time, no! This is not a good time for him to talk to me about the project! Intercom: Sir... Have you ever heard about spoiled stuffing causing turkeys to mutate? Because I haven't. Mr. Z: What are you talking about!?! Mr. Z: Why can't we ever get this right? Mr. Z: It seems that I need your assistance to fix this Turkey Situation, <Character>... Talk Mr. Z: The incompetent rat who was leading the Turstuffen Project at the EC Lab, decided to cut corners... Mr. Z: Of course, cutting corners to maximize profits is one of the cornerstones of EbilCorp philosophy... Mr. Z: ...but he took it upon himself to decide which corners to cut. The wrong ones! Mr. Z: Improper refrigeration, inadequate hygiene and a complete disregard for screening procedures is what this - this - Mr. Z: ..this abomination of a Shadowscythe-tainted virus-infected monstrosity! Mr. Z: It is cannibalizing its own kind - and it must be stopped! Not only will EbilCorop fail to profit from bird sales - Mr. Z: ...but if the virus is allowed to replicate, the entire universe will be overrun! Mr. Z: I need you to lure it to yourself...ahem I mean... to lure it to me with Turkey Legs. Mr. Z: Just one isn't enough - you'll need ten, total. Mr. Z: ..and then you can do what you do best, <Character - save the world! ...one can only hope... Shops Mr. Z: As I always say, there's no such thing as an unprofitable disaster. meh heh heh... After collecting 10 Turkey Legs Mr. Z: It's time to show your pluck, <Character>! End the rampage!
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