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Bun Rangers!
«Scene: Greenguard Forest»
«You»: I suppose it's time to see how well the Bun-Bits are settling into their new home in the forest.
«You»: I wonder if the Bun-Bits celebrate the Grenwog Festival, too?
«A Deery enters.»
«You»: Doe! ... I mean, darn! It looks like I'm in for a fight!
1 BATTLE
1 BATTLE
Full Heal
???: Oh no, an evil-doer has entered the forest!
If you are Good-Aligned:«You»: What? I'm not evil! Just check my Moral Compass! If you are Evil-Aligned:«You»: What? I'm not... okay, I guess that's a fair cop. But that was totally self-defense! «Bun-Bit jumps out of the bush.»
Bun-Bit: I saw you hurt those innocent forest creatures!
Bun-Bit: You will be punished for your evil deeds!
«Bun-Bit leaves the scene.»
Bun-Bit: (off-screen) Heeeeeelp! There's an evil-doer in the forest! Call for the Bun-Rangers!
«You»: ... Bun... Rangers? What're they going to do, subject me to a lecture on conservation and point me to the gift shop at the park's entrance?
???: The only souvenir you'll take home from this forest is PAIN, befouler!
«Scene changes to gray. A small circle blooms from the center. It changes color as the Bun-Rangers enter, from white to blue to pink to red to black to yellow.»
Yellow Bun Ranger: Wind!
Black Bun Ranger: Earth!
Red Bun Ranger: Fire!
Blue Bun Ranger: Water!
Pink Bun Ranger: Snuggles!
«Scene returns to Greenguard Forest.»
Red Bun Ranger: Prepare, evil-doer, to face the wrath of the Bun-Rangers?
Pink Bun Ranger: In the name of the forest, we'll punish you!
«You»: ... wait, "Snuggles"? What kind of element is that?
Pink Bun Ranger: SHUT UP! It's only the most powerful element ever! ... during Snugglefest. Shush!
«You»: ... right...
Red Bun Ranger: Silence, evil-doer! Your reign of terror is over!
Try to explain your way out of this!
Fight your way out of trouble!
Try to explain your way out of this!
«You»: I'm not your enemy.
Yellow Bun Ranger: Then why did you attack that innocent forest creature?
«You»: Hey, they started it!
Blue Bun Ranger: Why should we believe you?
«You»: Because I'm the hero, that's why.
Black Bun Ranger: That logic is ridiculous. We're the heroes here!
«You»: But...
«You»: ... Surely you've heard of me?
Yellow Bun Ranger: What's your name?
«You»: «You»!
Yellow Bun Ranger: Hmm... Nope. Can't say that we have.
«You»: Well, I've never heard of you guys, either.
«You»: Isn't it possible this is a misunderstanding?
Red Bun Ranger: Definitely not! Cute things are incapable of lying, and surveys show that we Bun-Bits are considered cute!
«You»: ............
Red Bun Ranger: I've heard enough. Let's get 'em, team!
5 BATTLES
Full Heal after Battles 2 and 4
Red Bun Ranger: Everyone, combine your powers! Let's summon the MegaZard!
«You»: ... Mega-what?
«The MegaZard enters. The Bun Rangers hop in.»
«You»: You've got to be kidding me.
Fight!
1 BATTLE
Full Heal
Black Bun Ranger: Even our MegaZard isn't strong enough!
«You»: Hopefully you'll listen to reason now.
Blue Bun Ranger: You just beat up a bunch of cute Bun-Bits! Who's going to believe you?
«You»: Look, I'm telling you that I'm not trying to destroy the forest.
???: But I am!!!
«Queen Hybee enters with two Hybee Larvae.»
Queen Hybee: This forest is the perfect place to start a new colony! We just need to clear some of these pesky trees out.
Red Bun Ranger: Hybees!!
Queen Hybee: It would have been much more helpful if you had destroyed their MegaZard for me...
Queen Hybee: But it doesn't matter. You will all fall!
Blue Bun Ranger: «You», if you want to prove your true intentions, then help us in this fight!
Queen Hybee: You can't possibly hope to stop me!
Queen Hybee: Make my Hybees grooooow!
«The Hybee Larvae grow into Hybee Soldiers. Then, the MegaZard flies in again, and the Bun Rangers hop in again.»
Bun Rangers: Let's face them together!!
Battle with MegaZard's help! (Loads the MegaZard guest)
Battle on your own!
4 BATTLES: Random Hybees
Full Heal after every two Battles
«You»: You're next, Queen Hybee!
Queen Hybee: Fine. Face me, if you dare!
1 BATTLE
Full Heal
Queen Hybee: Awwww, you're giving me a headaaaaaache!
«The Queen and her Larvae fly away.»
Red Bun Ranger: You did it!!
Red Bun Ranger: Maybe you aren't so bad after all...
«You»: I told you.
Black Bun Ranger: We're sorry for assuming the worst. Thank you for your help.
«You»: No problem! It's what heroes do.
Blue Bun Ranger: Yeah, maybe you're worthy of being called a hero after all.
«You»: ........What?
Yellow Bun Ranger: Maybe we should make you an honorary Bun-Ranger!
«You»: ... but I'm already a hero...
Pink Bun Ranger: Maybe in time, you'll be as popular as we are!
«You»: .............
Opens shop below.
Fight your way out of trouble!
«You»: Fine. If you won't listen, then maybe I can knock some sense into you!
Red Bun-Ranger: I've heard enough! Let's get 'em, team!
5 BATTLES
Full Heal after Battles 2 and 4
Red Bun Ranger: Everyone, combine your powers! Let's summon the MegaZard!
«You»: ... Mega-what?
«The MegaZard enters. The Bun Rangers hop in.»
«You»: You've got to be kidding me.
Fight!
1 BATTLE
Full Heal
Black Bun Ranger: Even our MegaZard isn't strong enough!
«You»: Hopefully you'll listen to reason now.
Blue Bun Ranger: You just beat up a bunch of cute Bun-Bits! Who's going to believe you?
«You»: Look, I'm telling you that I'm not trying to destroy the forest.
???: But I am!!!
«Queen Hybee enters with two Hybee Larvae.»
Queen Hybee: This forest is the perfect place to start a new colony! We just need to clear some of these pesky trees out.
Red Bun Ranger: Hybees!!
Queen Hybee: Thank you, «You», for destroying the MegaZard for me. It will make this takeover that much easier!
Black Bun Ranger: You won't get away with this, Queen Hybee. And neither will YOU!
«You»: Hey, I'm not working with her!
Red Bun Ranger: Come on, team, we have to stop them! Let's do it!
5 BATTLES
Full Heal after Battles 2 and 4
Queen Hybee: Thanks again! Now nothing can stop me!
«You»: Don't thank me yet. You're next, Queen Hybee! I can't have my reputation ruined by being associated with you!
Queen Hybee: You'll regret this decision. Very well, face me!
1 BATTLE
Full Heal
Queen Hybee: Awwww, you're giving me a headaaaaaache!
«The Queen and her Larvae fly away.»
Red Bun Ranger: You did it!!
Red Bun Ranger: But why did you fight us if you aren't trying to destroy the forest?
«You»: Because you wouldn't listen to me. Clearly, beating you up was the only way to get you to listen.
Black Bun Ranger: I guess we should be thankful for your help, even if it hurt. A lot.
«You»: Like I said, I can't have my reputation getting ruined like that.
Blue Bun Ranger: Of course, you'll need to reimburse us for the damage you did to our MegaZard...
«You»: ........What?
Yellow Bun Ranger: Well, you have to admit, what you did was kind of unnecessary.
«You»: You guys attacked ME!
Pink Bun Ranger: Now now, there's no point in passing blame. The day should be saved, and that should be celebrated!
«You»: ............
Reward Shop: Bun Rangers
Shop Spells:
Guardian Summon Hybee I
Summon MegaZard I
Summon Hybee III Z
Summon Hybee II
Guardian Summon MegaZard II
Summon Hybee III
Summon MegaZard III
Summon MegaZard IV Z
Summon Hybee IV
Summon MegaZard IV
Summon Hybee V
Summon MegaZard V
Guardian Summon Hybee VI
Summon MegaZard VI
Summon Hybee VII
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Guardian Tower!
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Quest entry from ArchMagus Orodalf. Extra info from AVA.
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