Cow Face
One Heck of a Guy
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The Twelve Economic Days of Christmas On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: An economic stimulus check. On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Two cardboard boxes, And an economic stimulus check. On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Three GMs, Two cardboard boxes, And an economic stimulus check. On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Four eviction notices, Three GMs, Two cardboard boxes, And an economic stimulus check. On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Five copper rings, Four eviction notices, Three GMs, Two cardboard boxes, And an economic stimulus check. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Six factory lay-offs, Five copper rings, Four eviction notices, Three GMs, Two cardboard boxes, And an economic stimulus check. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Seven shares a-failing, Six factory lay-offs, Five copper rings, Four eviction notices, Three GMs, Two cardboard boxes, And an economic stimulus check. On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Eight new Hoovervilles, Seven shares a-failing, Six factory lay-offs, Five copper rings, Four eviction notices, Three GMs, Two cardboard boxes, And an economic stimulus check. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Nine Lehman Brothers, Eight new Hoovervilles, Seven shares a-failing, Six factory lay-offs, Five copper rings, Four eviction notices, Three GMs, Two cardboard boxes, And an economic stimulus check. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Ten stock analysts, Nine Lehman Brothers, Eight new Hoovervilles, Seven shares a-failing, Six factory lay-offs, Five copper rings, Four eviction notices, Three GMs, Two cardboard boxes, And an economic stimulus check. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Eleven AIG shares, Ten stock analysts, Nine Lehman Brothers, Eight new Hoovervilles, Seven shares a-failing, Six factory lay-offs, Five copper rings, Four eviction notices, Three GMs, Two cardboard boxes, And an economic stimulus check. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Twelve foreclosed homes, Eleven AIG shares, Ten stock analysts, Nine Lehman Brothers, Eight new Hoovervilles, Seven shares a-failing, Six factory lay-offs, Five copper rings, Four eviction notices, Three GMs, Two cardboard boxes, And an economic stimulus check!
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