Goldstein
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September 8th, 1:03 p.m. The Von Braun building had been constructed by the American government a few years after the inception of Liberty City. It's purpose was to be a totally secure place to store new ordnance before it was tested. The reason they built it in Liberty City was because the presence of multiple superheroes might deter enemy countries from infiltrating the building. A more shady side was the fact that, occasionally, scientists would hand prototypes over to villains in order to test them. Once that side of the business was exposed, the public outcry led to the Von Braun building being condemned. There were some remnants of gunpowder lying about, the product of lazy workmen. Their laziness might cause Tate to die in a fiery explosion, and that didn't sit to well with him. But before he could deal that issue, he had to put down the spec ops team in front of him. "Wait, stop! Good Lord, wait just a second!" Slowly, carefully, with not a wasted move, Tate stood up. A pack of wild dogs stood before him, their teeth bared. He didn't want to do anything to provoke them. "Wait for what?" said the leader, brandishing his AKA-47. "...why the hate?" The gunmen glanced at one another, confused. What was this moron playing at? "Seriously, why kill me? I haven't wronged you guys in anyway. You have absolutely no reason to remove me from my mortal coil. Right?" One of the gunmen shrugged and nodded, but his partner slapped him on the back of the head and he reluctantly held his rifle back up. The leader spat a brownish mixture on the ground and said, "This is a hired job. Nothing personal." "Are you willing to defy the values you hold for mere money? What would your parents think? Your family, your friends? Money is the root of all evil, and you're all servants to it, mindless goons, willing to kill for some pieces of paper. Please, if anything, do this for yourselves, so you may sleep well at night, not tormented by the death groans of an innocent man with a wife and child. Put down your guns and go off in peace. Embrace tomorrow, that glorious ideal, and have a clear bosom so that all the good of the world may warmly receive you." As Tate gave his inspiring speech, he approached the leader, who was staring at him in awe. "Never met a target that tried to convince me of not killing them. Least, not without begging." Tate placed a comforting hand on his shoulder. "I make a lot of sense, don't I..." Tate looked down and saw that his nametag read , "Philip. Come on, think logically." "Yeah, you do." He looked down at his gun, then back up to Tate. "You do." He spun around, and threw down the gun, like a little kid who just tasted nasty ice cream. "You have heard his pleas!" he yelled. "Please friends, let us oblige him! Throw down these evil tools of destruction, and let us go forth, new men!" "Yeah!" one guy yelled as he hurled his gun across the room. "I can finally open that pizza parlor I always dreamed about!" "And I achieve my lifelong dream of being a florist!" "I like being a mercenary, but peer pressure is making me do this!" "I WANT TO BE AN AMUSEMENT PARK ATTENDANT! YAY!" Tate nervously fiddled with his backpack's straps. "Actually, I'm going to have to arrest you all. Sorry, truly." Philip stiffened and slowly turned back around. He looked rather angry. "Excuse me?" "Sorry!" Tate said, holding up his hands helplessly. "But I have to!" Before Tate could blink, the mercenaries had reclaimed their guns and were practically shoving the barrels into his face. "Once again, nothing personal." Why did everything have to be so difficult? Why couldn't people just say, "Oh, okay, I'll go to jail." But noooo, they had to get all whiny and go and point guns at his face. "The sentiment is mutual, my good man." The knife made a scraping sound as it was yanked from its sheath. It was silent, however, as Tate plunged it into the man's shoulder. It sank all the way to the hilt. He screamed and fell to the ground. Fortunately, the AKA-47 is so inaccurate (or they were just really new to this) that Tate had enough time to pull out his shotgun and fire the other barrel. Two of the gunmen clutched their stomachs and fell to their knees. The remaining guys had enough time to correct their aim and fill Tate with lead. Okay, they didn't fill him with lead. They did shoot him in the shins. Tate cried and hit the ground, his chin first, which is extremely painful. The sudden absence of a target disorientated the gunmen, allowing Tate enough time to get his revolver out of his backpack. "Should have listened to me, you common dandies!" Bam bam bam...bam BAM! He got up and wiped the blood from his chin. They weren't getting up anytime soon, not with each of them having a .375 bullet in their shoulder. Philip cursed savagely and threw his rifle at him and broke out into a run. Tate struggled to his feet and gave pursuit. He didn't make it easy on Tate. He slammed doors shut, knocked over piles of boxes, and would take sharp turns that made Tate nearly tumble over sideways when he tried to keep up. His breath was becoming labored, and Tate could hear it. The chase now became one of endurance, as Tate followed the mercenary down narrow alleyways between buildings. Philip knocked over some gang members as he passed by them. They yelled out and shook their fists at him, waving their guns intimidatingly. "Sorry!" Tate said to them as he whizzed past. It was painlessly obvious what was going to happen. Tate was gaining ground, his pace even and his stride long. Philip's was sloppy, his arms had stopped pumping at his sides to flailing, and his path became a crooked, uncertain one. Then he cheated. There was a van, idling, its driver door open, sitting at the entrance of a parking lot. Philip dove in and cranked the engine. He shot Tate a very nasty gesture with one certain finger, and he drove off. Tate gritted his teeth, put his head down, and picked up the pace. The van accelerated faster and faster, flying past parked cars and cement barriers. The van careened around a corner and smashed through a tollbooth and sprayed gravel and wooden fragments into the air. Tate coughed and wiped the dust from his eyes and ran faster. This fellow, as clever as he thought he was, was not going to get away. Tate was catching up again. Philip didn't seem to notice, the van didn't have side mirrors. He reached out, his fingers splayed, and then, success! He had a firm grip on a latch, but now, the van was pulling Tate along. With a mighty effort, Tate jumped onto the back of the van. He took a knife and slashed the lock of the doors. "Are you kidding me?" Philip yelled. He turned sharply, and they burst out of the Shipping District and onto the deserted Nixon Headway that was currently being rebuilt after a nasty explosion. The doors swung open, which allowed Tate to jump inside. With complete disregard for driving safety, Philip let go of the wheel, turned in his seat, and opened fire with a pistol. Tate ducked beneath the shots. Philip pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. "You intrusive arse! Just leave me alone!" yelled Philip. "I'd love to," Tate said, leveling his shotgun, "but I have a duty to...good God, stop the van! STOP THE VAN?" Philip titled his head, then turned around. Through his windshield, he saw the beginning of a bridge that terminated rather abruptly at a mangled ramp caused by the before-mentioned explosion. It was rapidly getting bigger and bigger. He slammed on the brakes, but that wasn't enough. The van was accelerating at 100 mph. Tate swore and leaped out of the back of the van. He hit the ground, hard, and he could feel the asphalt scrape up his face. But it was better than poor Philip. His van sailed off the ramp and crashed into the water forty feet below. Tate peered over the edge. There was a mass of frothy bubbles, but the van was gone. "Poor Philip, I knew him...well, I knew him poorly, but no one deserves to die," he muttered. Then, to his great relief, Philip emerged, gasping for breath. Whistling a catchy tune, Tate returned to the warehouse, a choking, dripping Philip over his shoulder. Robert and his crew were standing, disbelieving, their pistols harmlessly at their sides, nudging the groaning mercenaries with their feet, like they were scared. "What happened HERE?" Robert asked, horrified. Tate chuckled and patted him on the shoulder, then handed Philip to him. "Hope you brought a big enough van." He headed out to his car (that was spray-painted with lewd pictures) and headed home. "Honey, I'm home!" Tate called merrily as he scooted into their apartment with an armful of beans. "Don't mind my bloody pants, I dug all the bullets out. And the pain's started to go away, so yeah!" He turned around and his jaw dropped. The room was destroyed. Paintings were on the floor, cracked and torn. The sofa, the kitchen table, the chairs were tipped over. The TV was smashed. A bag of beans hit the ground and burst open and added to the mess. Like a zombie, Tate walked through the surreal disaster. There was sticky-note on the fridge, that had apparently been bashed in several times with a baseball bat. "Come to the Corvet Building. Tell no one."
< Message edited by Goldstein -- 10/24/2011 19:53:22 >
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