In Media Res -> RE: Mogloween 2006 (12/18/2007 21:01:08)
The Mogloween Secret - Kabroz Returns!
Location: Mogloween - Main Town OR Mogloween Portal Painting
«You»: Alright, enough of this mystery! I'm going to find out just who helped Jack Pumpkinface make those giant Pumpkin Golems!
«You»: HELLOOOOO!!! EVERYBODY!!! DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO MADE THE GOLEMS????
Hozer (simultaneously): Hey! Quiet out there!
SuperXMan (simultaneously): We're trying to sleep
Lissandra (simultaneously): What's with all the noise?!?!
«You»: uh-- sorry. I'll try to keep it down.
«Zorbak enters the scene.»
Zorbak: I couldn't help but hear you. Everyone wants to know who helped Pumpkinface make those golems! Including me. I have a feeling it was my brother, Kabroz.
Zorbak: He's been missing for over a year now, ever since you adventurers defeated his zombie armies.
«You»: Well, he deserved it!! I mean, come on, he even turned every Moglin in the village where you grew up into undead, zombies, and patchwork freaks!
«You»: How can you feel sorry for him??
Zorbak: Well, he IS my brother. And I can't help but admire his innovation: zombies and Moglin freaks are a true testament to his genius!
Zorbak: (ahem, AND to the genius that runs in my family...)
«You»: Do you have any idea where he is?
Zorbak: Oh yes I do! That way you can go attack him before he has a chanc to build up another army! ...NOT. mehehehe
«You»: We just want to see if he'll stop those Pumpkin Golems from attacking us, that's all.
«Jack Pumpkinface enters the scene.»
Jack Pumpkinface: That's Jack Pumpkinface, King of All Gourds, to you, buddy!
Jack Pumpkinface: My Pumpkin Golems aren't going anywhere-- not until I get you all to promise never to carve a pumpkin again!!
«You»: How about this? We promise to only carve pumpkins on Mogloween.
Jack Pumpkinface: Let me think-- NO.
«You»: What if we only carve old or sickly pumpkins--?
Jack Pumpkinface: How about-- NO.
«You»: We could only carve DEAD pumpkins?
Jack Pumpkinface: Again, NO. .................. My people must never be carved again!! It is a disgrace. Especially when our seeds are roasted and enjoyed later.
«You»: Okay, I have an idea! Would it be okay if we used PLASTIC REPLICAS of pumpkins?
Jack Pumpkinface: Hmm... I suppose so. You can continue your tradition while avoiding the need to actually carve real pumpkins.
Jack Pumpkinface: Wait-- has plastic even been invented yet?
«You»: Actually no-- it hasn't... I will have to get right on that.
Zorbak: Imagine the possibilities of plastic.... Plastic forks and spoons!! Or maybe even a fork/spoon hybrid that we could call a SPORK!!
Zorbak: It's only of time before PLASTIC ACTION FIGURES can be made of all of us!! How cool would that be??!!
Jack Pumpkinface: Then we have a deal... starting next Mogloween, only plastic pumpkin replicas shall be used!
«Kabroz enters the scene.»
Zorbak: I'm so happy to see you again! Hm.. you haven't been brushing your teeth lately have you?
Kabroz: Bah. Don't be too excited-- it's not like you actually came looking for me! I bet you were too busy with your small-time EBIL schemes.
Zorbak: Well, I won't apologize. Being EBIL is a way of life. I must dedicate my very existence to it. You on the other hand, being pure evil, don't need to try so hard.
Kabroz: Oh, I try... I definitely try. But you are right... my talent is truly natural.
«You»: Aw come on-- Your talent is NOT natural. If anything, making zombies is UNNATURAL.
Kabroz: Whatever! Like anything YOU say matters to me. My pumpkin golems aren't going anywhere!! NO DEALS!
Jack Pumpkinface: Hey now, Kabroz-- I already made the deal. They will use plastic pumpkins from now on. I return, we call off the golems.
Kabroz: Shaddap, toothpick. I CALL THE SHOTS NOW.
Zorbak: Really? I was thinking we'd share... You know, you'd be EVIL, and I'd be EBIL. Like chocolate and peanut butter!
Kabroz: Hmm.. you always HAVE been a bit nutty.
«Twilly and Twig enter the scene.»
«You»: Twilly! Twig!! What are you two doing here?? This might not be the best time for a visit!!
Twilly: Heyas!!! Twillies is here to save the day!! And Twig is backing me up!!
Twig: YAHHHH!! Fish and ice cweam!!!
Zorbak & Kabroz: ................
Kabroz: I know that EBIL means "cute evil", but does it also mean you are against the mistreatment of cute Moglins?
Zorbak: Not at all, my dear brother, not at all...
EBIL attack! - «Zorbak punts Twilly and Twig off-screen.»
EVIL attack! - «Kabroz blasts Twilly and Twig off-screen.»
«You»: OMG!! That was a terrible thing to do!!
Kabroz (simultaneously): hahahaha
Zorbak (simultaneously): mehehehe
Kabroz: I think it's time you got a taste of my REAL power!!
«You»: Bring it on, little green man-- with giant ears-- and a tail--!!!!
Jack Pumpkinface: Sorry I can't stick around and help...but I, uh... Have to go remove some candles from some friends' heads...
«Jack leaves the scene»Kabroz: Okay, now I'm MAD. Zorbak, you might want to stand back. This could get ugly.
Zorbak: Are you kidding? It already IS ugly, since you've come back!!
Kabroz: Meh... I suppose being EBIL means you can make JOKES. I don't make jokes.
Zorbak: That's alright, because at least you LOOK funny.
Kabroz: Am I laughing?
Zorbak: I'll leave now.
«Zorbak leaves the scene.»«You»: What are you still doing here?? I just kicked your butt!!
Kabroz: I'll be back!! HAHAHAHA!! You only beat me because I am still weak. I will build up my armors once more, and return in FULL FORCE to--
«Enter Artix, Captain Rhubarb, Galanoth, Robina, Twig (On Galanoth's shoulder), and Warlic.»
«You»: You should run away now before my friends get involved....
«Kabroz leaves the scene.»
Warlic: I think getting rid of Kabroz is worthy being able to get some permanent Mogloween items! Don't miss my special spell just for this holiday: Candy Corn Storm!
Pumpkin Shield [L. 10 | 81 GZ | 37 G, 64 G, 91 G, 118 G, 145 G]
Candy Corn Shower
Candy Corn Storm
Candy Corn Squall
Candy Corn Tempest
Write-up thanks to Absolite. Shop items update and Guardian restriction by In Media Res.