Saerokeon -> RE: =AK= Meet the ArchKnight: mediaevaldragon (3/23/2008 22:05:13)
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Looks like there's an AKboom going on Time for an interview with: The Orb! Orb: Looks like we have a new ArchKnight showing off her ArchKnighty powers in DragonFable's Genereal Discussion forum! (1) Ms. Dragon, please tell myself and this lovely audience, *waves someting that looks like a hand to a bunch of empty seats with only one occupied, in which the man gets up and leaves* Orb (muttering): Don't bother looking, they're all invisible. and that guy is getting popcorn. mediaevaldragon: Ummmmm. I'm delighted to be here... Orb: That...sucks is very interesting! But sad, too! I never knew your mother died when she realised your father was a dragon and she was some medieval thing! *green pearl-like objects start erupting from the sides of Orb* Orb: What's that? Your mother is still a live in a nursing home in New Jersey? Bah, your life is such a bore! *spins in chair towards audience* What's your opinion? *staff member starts playing a CD with sounds as if an audience is whooping, booing, and clapping* Orb (muttering): Told you they were invisible! Artix came in a few minutes ago and gave them all a free invisibility enchantment! Orb: So, MD, do you mind if I call you MD? I sure hope you don't. Anywho, onto some questions viewers asked. *takes out 3 letters, labeled, "From Teh Orb", "From Cy's weapon-selling device", and "Luv, Icemaster Ye--oops, I'm watching Rudolph the Red-Nosed Dragon...Orbitonigihopeeerzz"* Orb: 1: (2)What are some ways that a Mediaeval Dragon could be killed...er, er...umm...ah jeez, I dunno...repelled? How about both? MD: There is only one Being who knows that. That Being is me. Any others who may have known at one time, have ceased to exist. *picks teeth* 2: Did you know that Orb collects dragons, and the only kind he doesn't have are Void and Mediavel? MD: Well it's a good thing I'm a mediaeval dragon then, isn't it. 3: Did you realise that all these questions have been sent from Orb, and been set up? And at the end of the show, the chair your on will drop into a pit of---*Orb interrupts letter* Orb: I think that's enough of the show today! *looks nervous* MD: *glares at The Orb* I do believe I'll be leaving now. *flies out of the studio, while knocking The Orb into it's own trap* kthxbai
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