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#13 -> Gary The Ice Elf (12/6/2008 1:21:45)
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Gary The Ice Elf
Location: Gary, Gary (Boss Fight), Gary's Fate, After the Ice Orb
Quests given
None
Shops owned
None
Dialogue
Gary
Gary The Ice Elf: Yeah... I guess I lost it when we were raiding that town. I didn't think anyone would find it.
Gary (Boss Fight)
Gary The Ice Elf: So, <Character>! We finally meet. I am Gary.
Gary The Ice Elf: You can say THAT again. After years of failing the entrance exam I FINALLY got to be a soldier in the ice elf army...
Gary The Ice Elf: ... and the one thing that they stressed above all else was "Don't drop your shimat. With that, anyone can enter our hidden kindgom."
Gary The Ice Elf: As you know... I dropped mine. Then I got busted down to prison guard... until I locked you on the wrong side of the prison...
Gary The Ice Elf: After that, It was security at a local mall... until i set the IceyElf Drink Machine on fire...
Gary The Ice Elf: Then I was demoted to Military Fry Cook. But that was over pretty quick. There was an incident with the deep fryer and Frostscythe's poodle.
Gary The Ice Elf: ... No... He HAD a poodle.
Gary The Ice Elf: The I was bumped down to Military Boot Lacer but they didn't TELL me that you couldn't use one LONG shoe lace on ALL the boots...
Gary The Ice Elf: So now I'm here.
Gary The Ice Elf: Oh, well yeah. It would be a promotion if that were the case... Except I'm actually...
Gary The Ice Elf: ... I mean, I've been demoted to... Uh..
Gary The Ice Elf: It's not so bad really. I get to see the world. I get three square meals a day and I get a little bed with my name on it!
Gary The Ice Elf: Whoa, my head. What happened? Did you to that?
Gary The Ice Elf: Did I Do that? Please tell me that I didn't do that. If they demote me again, who knows where I'll end up!
Gary The Ice Elf: I did?
Gary The Ice Elf: REALLY? I'm a HERO!
Gary The Ice Elf: Without you telling me I would never have known how great I am. Name it!
Gary's Fate
Gary The Ice Elf: So, <Character>! We finally meet. I am Gary.
Gary The Ice Elf: You can say THAT again. After years of failing the entrance exam I FINALLY got to be a soldier in the ice elf army...
Gary The Ice Elf: ... and the one thing that they stressed above all else was "Don't drop your shimat. With that, anyone can enter our hidden kindgom."
Gary The Ice Elf: As you know... I dropped mine. Then I got busted down to prison guard... until I locked you on the wrong side of the prison...
Gary The Ice Elf: After that, It was security at a local mall... until i set the IceyElf Drink Machine on fire...
Gary The Ice Elf: Then I was demoted to Military Fry Cook. But that was over pretty quick. There was an incident with the deep fryer and Frostscythe's poodle.
Gary The Ice Elf: ... No... He HAD a poodle.
Gary The Ice Elf: The I was bumped down to Military Boot Lacer but they didn't TELL me that you couldn't use one LONG shoe lace on ALL the boots...
Gary The Ice Elf: So now I'm here.
Gary The Ice Elf: Oh, well yeah. It would be a promotion if that were the case... Except I'm actually...
Gary The Ice Elf: ... I mean, I've been demoted to... Uh..
Gary The Ice Elf: It's not so bad really. I get to see the world. I get three square meals a day and I get a little bed with my name on it!
Gary The Ice Elf: Whoa, my head. What happened? Did you to that?
Gary The Ice Elf: Did I Do that? Please tell me that I didn't do that. If they demote me again, who knows where I'll end up!
Gary The Ice Elf: I did?
Gary The Ice Elf: REALLY? I'm a HERO!
Gary The Ice Elf: Without you telling me I would never have known how great I am. Name it!
After the Ice Orb
If you select the 'Go after the Ice Orb!' option:
???: Galanoth, you fool...
???: Very well..
???: What? No! Oh. Wait.. Lemme wash this off...
???: AHA!
Gary: Do you have any idea how far I was demoted, <Character>? DO YOU?
Gary: The horrors I've seen....
Gary: My new Master has dental at least.
If you select the 'Fight Akriloth!' option:
???: Very well...
???: What? No! Oh. Wait.. Lemme wash this off...
???: AHA!
Gary: Do you have any idea how far I was demoted, <Character>? DO YOU?
Gary: The horrors I've seen....
Gary: My new Master has dental at least.
[image]https://github.com/DF-Pedia/DF-Pedia/raw/master/npcs/GaryTheIceElf.png[/image]
Thanks to
Jay for image and corrections.
ILmaster13 for entry reformat and additional location links.
Stephen Nix for additional location links.
SalvationXI for additional dialogue and correction.
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