PaperClip OF DOOM
Location: Dragesvard Under Siege -> G'joob, Galanoth, King Linus, and Grrol -> (To Battle! ->) Boss Fight!
Level/Quest/Items required: 100% War Meter
Release Date: December 6th, 2008
Objective: Now you get to see who leads Aisha's Dragon Army!
Objective completed: General Sharthallis lies unconcious at your feet and Gary got a badly needed ego boost. Aisha's army lies in ruins but Dragesvard is not yet saved. As long as Aisha holds the Ice Orb, she is a threat to the world.
Experience rewarded: Scaled
Gold rewarded: Scaled
(1) Gary, the Ice Elf, (1) Ice Dragon General - Boss
Gary The Ice Elf
Gary The Ice Elf: So, <Character>! We finally meet. I am Gary.
<Character>: Uh... Hi Gary. Seems like you've been having a lot of trouble keeping your jobs recently.
Gary The Ice Elf: You can say THAT again. After years of failing the entrance exam I FINALLY got to be a soldier in the ice elf army...
Gary The Ice Elf: ... and the one thing that they stressed above all else was "Don't drop your shimat. With that, anyone can enter our hidden kindgom."
Gary The Ice Elf: As you know... I dropped mine. Then I got busted down to prison guard... until I locked you on the wrong side of the prison...
Gary The Ice Elf: After that, It was security at a local mall... until i set the IceyElf Drink Machine on fire...
Gary The Ice Elf: Then I was demoted to Military Fry Cook. But that was over pretty quick. There was an incident with the deep fryer and Frostscythe's poodle.
<Character>: Dragonmaster Frostscythe has a poodle?
Gary The Ice Elf: ... No... He HAD a poodle.
Gary The Ice Elf: The I was bumped down to Military Boot Lacer but they didn't TELL me that you couldn't use one LONG shoe lace on ALL the boots...
Gary The Ice Elf: So now I'm here.
<Character>: Now you're running Aisha's Ice Dragon Army? That sounds like a promotion if you ask me.
Gary The Ice Elf: Oh, well yeah. It would be a promotion if that were the case... Except I'm actually...
Gary The Ice Elf: ... I mean, I've been demoted to... Uh..
Gen. Sharthallis: ...MY PET.
Gen. Sharthallis: I AM GENERAL SHARTHALLIS. COMMANDER OF QUEEN AISHA'S DRAGON AMRY... AND YOU ARE THE HERO.
<Character>: Gary is your PET?! That's terrible.
Gary The Ice Elf: It's not so bad really. I get to see the world. I get three square meals a day and I get a little bed with my name on it!
<Character>: Wow. That sounds... great.
Gen. Sharthallis: I HAVE EVEN TAUGHT MY PET SOME TRICKS.
Gen. Sharthallis: HE CARRIES THAT BOX OF POTIONS AND WHEN I GET HURT HE HEALS ME.
<Character>: I'm not sure I like the idea of Gary being your pet, General.
Gen. Sharthallis: GET USED TO THE IDEA. ONCE AISHA HAS TAKEN OVER LORE YOU WILL ALL BE PETS...
Gen. Sharthallis: ...OR FOOD!
<Character>: I can't let that happen! After I defeat you... Aisha is next!
The Dragon General To Battle! - begins battle with Gary, the Ice Elf and Ice Dragon General.
EXTREME Dragon General To Battle! - begins battle with Gary, the Ice Elf and Ice Dragon General.
Heal - fully replenishes HP, MP, and potions.
Leave - returns to Dragesvard Under Siege.
*After your victory in battle, Gary appears to be heavily concussed.*
Gary The Ice Elf: Whoa, my head. What happened? Did you to that?
Gary The Ice Elf: Did I Do that? Please tell me that I didn't do that. If they demote me again, who knows where I'll end up!
<Character>: Don't worry, Gary. You did your best. In fact, You saved the general's life.
Gary The Ice Elf: I did?
<Character>: Sure you did. Galanoth has delivered the killing blow and the general was dying....
<Character>: ...The last thing that you did before you passed out was to toss a healing potion up and save the general's life.
Gary The Ice Elf: REALLY? I'm a HERO!
<Character>: Yes you are. Just do me one small favor.
Gary The Ice Elf: Without you telling me I would never have known how great I am. Name it!
<Character>: Give Queen Aisha a message for me. Tell her "Dragesvard will NEVER FALL! <Character> is coming for you."
While this war boss fight was retired, a condensed version of the war combining a single wave, a rare wave, and this boss fight was released as Gary's Fate as part of the Ice Orb Saga on January 5th, 2009.
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Jay and Peachii for corrections.
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