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Gary The Ice Elf Location: Gary (Quest), Gary (Boss Fight), Gary's Fate, After the Ice Orb Quests given None Shops owned None Dialogue Gary (Quest) Gary The Ice Elf: Yeah... I guess I lost it when we were raiding that town. I didn't think anyone would find it. Gary (Boss Fight) Gary The Ice Elf: So, <Character>! We finally meet. I am Gary. Gary The Ice Elf: You can say THAT again. After years of failing the entrance exam I FINALLY got to be a soldier in the ice elf army.... Gary The Ice Elf: ... and the one thing that they stressed above all else was "Don't drop your shimat. With that, anyone can enter our hidden kingdom." Gary The Ice Elf: As you know... I dropped mine. Then I got busted down to prison guard.... until I locked you on the wrong side of the prison... Gary The Ice Elf: After that, it was security at a local mall... until I set the IceyElf Drink Machine on fire... Gary The Ice Elf: Then I was demoted to Military Fry cook. But that was quite over pretty quick. There was an incident with the deep fryer and Frostscythe's poodle. Gary The Ice Elf: ... No... He HAD a poodle. Gary The Ice Elf: Then I was bumped down to Military Boot Lacer but they didn't TELL me that you couldn't use one LONG shoe lace on ALL the boots... Gary The Ice Elf: So now I'm here. Gary The Ice Elf: Oh, well yeah. It would be a promotion if that were in the case... Except I'm actually... Gary The Ice Elf: ... I mean, I've been demoted to... Uh... Gary The Ice Elf: It's not so bad really. I get to see the world. I get three square meals a day and I get a little bed with my name on it! Gary The Ice Elf: Whoa, my head. What happened? Did you do that? Gary The Ice Elf: Did I do that? Please tell me that I didn't do that. If they demote me again, who knows where I'll end up! Gary The Ice Elf: I did? Gary The Ice Elf: REALLY? I'm a HERO! Gary The Ice Elf: Without you telling me I would never have known how great I am. Name it! Gary's Fate Gary The Ice Elf: So, <Character>! We finally meet. I am Gary. Gary The Ice Elf: You can say THAT again. After years of failing the entrance exam I FINALLY got to be a soldier in the ice elf army.... Gary The Ice Elf: ... and the one thing that they stressed above all else was "Don't drop your shimat. With that, anyone can enter our hidden kingdom." Gary The Ice Elf: As you know... I dropped mine. Then I got busted down to prison guard.... until I locked you on the wrong side of the prison... Gary The Ice Elf: After that, it was security at a local mall... until I set the IceyElf Drink Machine on fire... Gary The Ice Elf: Then I was demoted to Military Fry cook. But that was quite over pretty quick. There was an incident with the deep fryer and Frostscythe's poodle. Gary The Ice Elf: ... No... He HAD a poodle. Gary The Ice Elf: Then I was bumped down to Military Boot Lacer but they didn't TELL me that you couldn't use one LONG shoe lace on ALL the boots... Gary The Ice Elf: So now I'm here. Gary The Ice Elf: Oh, well yeah. It would be a promotion if that were in the case... Except I'm actually... Gary The Ice Elf: ... I mean, I've been demoted to... Uh... Gary The Ice Elf: It's not so bad really. I get to see the world. I get three square meals a day and I get a little bed with my name on it! Gary The Ice Elf: Whoa, my head. What happened? Did you do that? Gary The Ice Elf: Did I do that? Please tell me that I didn't do that. If they demote me again, who knows where I'll end up! Gary The Ice Elf: I did? Gary The Ice Elf: REALLY? I'm a HERO! Gary The Ice Elf: Without you telling me I would never have known how great I am. Name it! After the Ice Orb Search for the Ice Orb ???: Galanoth, you fool... ???: Very well... ???: What? No! Oh. Wait.. Lemme wash this off... ???: AHA! Gary: Do you have any idea how far I was demoted, <Character>? DO YOU? Gary: The horrors I've seen.... Gary: My new Master has dental at least. Fight Titan Undead Akriloth ???: Very well.. ???: What? No! Oh. Wait.. Lemme wash this off... ???: AHA! Gary: Do you have any idea how far I was demoted, <Character>? DO YOU? Gary: The horrors I've seen.... Gary: My new Master has dental at least. Thanks to -- ILmaster13 for location links and the reformatted dialogue. -- Stephen Nix for location information and the banner. -- SalvationXI for dialogue and correction.
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