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ArchMagus Orodalf -> Dave v384.16 (5/30/2009 15:16:56)
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Dave v384.16
Location: Ex Machina
Quests given
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Shops owned
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Dialogue
???: I am Dave v384.16. You are <<You>>, the <<Class>>, and Yix, acting leader of Popsprocket.
Dave v384.16: HALT. I am not the enemy you think I am.
Dave v384.16: Negative. *clank* Affirmative. *whirrrr* Results inconclusive at this time.
Dave v384.16: You are about to engage cyklons created by Balthar, a gnome who is producing machines beyond his level of skill.
Dave v384.16: I am an agent of those with interests similar to yours.
Dave v384.16: The coming war will impact the future of your race on this planet.
Dave v384.16: Please watch this.
Dave v384.16: When Sepulchure attacks the Cyklon army, he initiates a sequence of events which result in the cyklons replicating in extreme numbers.
Dave v384.16: They do this in order to resist him, but become so many that all life and unlife on Lore are threatened.
Dave v384.16: Affirmative, but of a different generation.
Dave v384.16: Affirmative. I am from the future, re-programmed and sent back by a man named Drakath.
Dave v384.16: He was told by a talking sword to prevent this future from happening.
Dave v384.16: I am to ensure that it doesn't. You will assist me.
Dave v384.16: My records indicate that I was contained within a unit with more volume on the inside than it's outer appearance indicated.
Dave v384.16: The most efficient way to do this is to convince Sepulchure to exterminate the Cyklons entirely.
Dave v384.16: You will assist me in reaching my target.
Dave v384.16: What is the probability of that event occurring?
Dave v384.16: Your levity is good, human, it relieves tension.
Dave v384.16: It is simple.
Dave v384.16: I am going to provoke him into losing his temper. Then he will lash out at Balthar's machines.
Dave v384.16: The most efficient way to initiate an emotional reaction is to postulate that he is unable to destroy the existing cyklons.
Dave v384.16: Chance of predicted reaction resulting in immediate attacks on the cyklon army: 100%.
Dave v384.16: Wrong.
Dave v384.16: Affirmative. I was sent to speak to the human who intends to steal the Energy Orb and attack the Cyklon army.
Dave v384.16: You are the very foolish human, to think that you could exterminate enough of the Cyklons to reach the Energy Orb.
Dave v384.16: We have computed your chances of success. They approach zero.
Dave v384.16: Will I... dream? *whirrrr* My mind... *clank*.... it's going.
Dave v384.16: Daisy... Daisy.... give me your ....... answer....... do.......
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Thanks to
-- Stephen Nix for location and banner.
-- Peachii for correction.
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