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latedog -> Double, Trouble, Boil and Bubble (12/5/2009 1:50:40)
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[image]http://media.artix.com/encyc/df/tags/DA.png[/image]Double, Trouble, Boil and Bubble
Other name: Double Trouble
Location: Amityvale (Books 1 and 2) -> Zorbak -> Quests -> Double Trouble
Level/Quest/Items required: Completion of The Amityvillain
Release Date: December 4th, 2009
Objective: Zorbak is going to try to recruit the Yagas of Amityvale to join his army!
Objective completed: Bubble, bubble, babies are trouble!
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
Monsters
(2) Baba Yaga
(4) Dark Drinker
(4) Raven
(2) Yaga
(6) Yaga Sister
NPCs
Baba Yaga
Zorbak
Rewards
Yaga Bone Band
BatSkull Cord
Glittering Yaga Band
New(t) Sash
Yaga Girdle
Dialogue
Zorbak: You owe me for destroying the majority of my army, <Character>. But I'm going to give you a chance to make it up to me.
Start Quest!
Done
Zorbak: <Character>, I haven't entirely forgiven you for demolishing my other army.
Zorbak: You can start trying to make it up to me by finding me some more men to put in the field!
<Character>: Why do they have to be men?
Zorbak: Meh, I suppose they could be skeletons, too.
<Character>: What about women? Or rather, yagas? I know some in the area who would know the lay of the land. And they might join up.
<Character>: With the right encouragement, that is.
Zorbak: Yagas? Mehehe. You might have something there!
Zorbak: <Character>, I think you might have a knack for this war/baby-sitting thing.
Zorbak: I think we'll call you Lieutenant Nana!
<Character>: AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Zorbak: Mehehehe. Hello pretty ladies!
Baba Yaga: ...
Baba Yaga: Just WHO are you calling *gag* "pretty"?!
*Zorbak lowers his head in embarrassment*
Zorbak: Oooookay. So that didn't work.
Zorbak: Hello you warty wonder-yagas!
Baba Yaga: That's a BIT better. But still a bit too reeking of desperation.
Baba Yaga: What do you WANT, you little blue rabbit-thing?
*Zorbak smiles*
Zorbak: Only to welcome you yagas into my most Glorious Army of Dracoliches!
Baba Yaga: Dracoliches? You mean those disgustingly cute bony babies ranged behind you?
<Character>: Nothing is too cute to be ebil, I've heard.
*Zorbak turns and looks at you grimacingly*
*Zorbak turns back to the yagas*
*He closes his eyes in frustration*
Zorbak: My army is mighty!
Baba Yaga: Your army is grotesquely adorable. The cute is stinking up our lair. Get out!
*Zorbak turns and looks at you*
<Character>: Don't you talk about the babies like that!
*Zorbak stares blankly for a second*
*His eyes grow wide*
*Everyone ducks and the dracoliches fly in*
<Character>: Whoops. Zorbak, did you forget their leashes?
Zorbak: You don't leash an army! You send it charging into the fray!
*They break and tip over some things in the lair*
<Character>: From the looks those yagas are giving you right now, they're ready to flay your hide, then fray the fringe!
Zorbak: ...
Zorbak: Babies! Take care of this mess! I'm going to go make a list of better allies.
Zorbak: <Character>, make sure they get home alright.
*Zorbak teleports*
Baba Yaga: ...
<Character>: What? Hey don't look at me...
Arrival at Zorbak's Hideout:
Zorbak: .... <Character>, you're demoted!
Zorbak: Report for potato-peeling duty in the kitchen, stat! And don't forget to salute on your way out, PRIVATE Nana!
<Character>: Look, Zorback. I'm here to protect these babies, and that's what I'm going to do.
<Character>: If you want to KEEP these dracoliches, that's fine, so long as they don't get hurt. But remember, I'm NOT your minion.
Zorbak: *grumble* *mumble* We'll see about THAT, mehehehe...
<Character>: What was that?
Zorbak: Fine, fine. You can be a Lieutenant again. But the next phase of my plan had better go more smoothly.
Zorbak: We'll be taking a little trip deep into the heart of Amityvale and visiting a special friend. Mehehehe!
Zorbak: You and the babies will come along to provide muscle and intimidation! Meh. Maybe not intimidation.
Complete Quest
Thanks to
-- Niki for rewards and corrections.
-- AssadBlaze for reward information.
-- Stephen Nix for link.
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