ILmaster13 -> As Good As Gold (3/12/2010 21:12:47)
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[image]http://media.artix.com/encyc/df/banners/LuckyDay.jpg[/image] [image]http://media.artix.com/encyc/df/tags/PermaWar.jpg[/image] As Good As Gold Location: Lucky Day - Gild the World Gold War -> How it all began... As Good as Gold! Level/Quest/Items required: None Release Date: March 12th, 2010 Objective: See how Baron Au'Mydas got obsessed with gold and acquired the powers which led him to attempt to gild the world! Objective completed: Gold tastes shiny! What a golden opportunity! Scaled Yes/No: No Experience gained: 0 Gold gained: 0 Monsters None NPCs Au'Mydas The Irismancer Rewards None Dialogue *Clink* Au'Mydas: One! Ahahaa! *Clink* Au'Mydas: TWO! Ahahaa! *Clink* *Clink* *Clink* Au'Mydas: Three! Four! Five! Au'Mydas: Ahahaha! Au'Mydas: Gold, gold, gold! I love the sight, the smell, the sound... Au'Mydas: ... Au'Mydas: ...the TASTE of it! Au'Mydas: Who needs friends? They just leave you. Who needs family? They just argue incessantly, then THEY leave you, too! Au'Mydas: But not gold. Oh no, no no no. You can save it, store it, count it over and over. Au'Mydas: Just LOOK at it! Au'Mydas: And it's mine. Mine! Or it would be, if it weren't for that philanthropic old cointosser of a King! Au'Mydas: Giving away all my gold! It IS mine! Who knows every pound of it, every pence? Me! Au'Mydas: It's mine by right of familiarity! ???: Of course it is... ???: But why bother with the piddly fortune of an obtuse and foolishly benevolent King... Au'Mydas: 465... 466... 46-- Au'Mydas: Huh? ???: ...When everything you've ever wanted could be yours at the snap of your fingers? Au'Mydas: Who's there?! Who are you? Au'Mydas: ... Can you really give me that? The Irismancer: Of course I can, with the help of my Master. The Irismancer: IF you do me a small favor. Au'Mydas: Anything! Just give me GOLD! The Irismancer: I will do better than that. Much, much better! The Irismancer: Hehehe! Au'Mydas: Hahaha! Au'Mydas: Haha. Ha... Au'Mydas: Ha. The Irismancer: ... Au'Mydas: Enough stalling. Give me my gold! The Irismancer: ... The Irismancer: I'm not just going to GIVE you gold. Any fool can collect gold. The Irismancer: Thanks to the power of my Master- and soon to be YOUR Master- has granted me, I will MAKE you gold: your body the essence of gold. The Irismancer: Your very BREATH will be gold! The Irismancer: In fact... since you said you love even the taste of gold... Au'Mydas: I do! I do, I do! The Irismancer: Whatever you kiss from this moment on will BECOME gold! *The Irismancer casts a spell on Au'Mydas* Au'Mydas: HAAAAhahahaha! The Irismancer: In return, you will teach those foolish heroes... The Irismancer: And especially <Character>... The Irismancer: ...The power of gold! The Irismancer: he/she might have shamed me once, but YOU will teach him/her the folly of his/her hubris! Au'Mydas: ... *Au'Mydas kisses the floor to make it turn into gold* Au'Mydas: Yes! Yesssss. Preciousssss... GOLD! Au'Mydas: I will cause golden meteor showers, volcanic eruptions of molten gold... Au'Mydas: The world will end in a gilded cataclysm!!! The Irismancer: *(sigh)* The Irismancer: Yeah, I was thinking more along the lines of a war. The Irismancer: Turning monsters to gold, gilding the cities of Lore, distracting <Character> that way while some... The Irismancer: ...other plans... The Irismancer: ...are put into motion. The Irismancer: You know, a LOGICAL use of your newfound power. Au'Mydas: Ooooh. Oh yes. Yesssss! A war. A golden, glittering WAR! Au'Mydas: Ahahahaha! The Irismancer: *mutter* Madman! Madmen and fools. Master was right when he said that's all he had to work with... The Irismancer: Now, if only <Character> is kept busy enough! *Photos are revealed showing Au'Mydas kissing monsters and turning them into gold* Complete Quest Thanks to -- Stephen Nix for rewards and corrections. -- Peachii for location.
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