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Stephen Nix -> Dirk (4/30/2010 22:27:09)
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Dirk
Location: Hunter's Paradise -> Up -> Left -> Up -> Click the bag -> Watch part 1/2/3, Evening Falconreach -> Right -> Click the bag beside Cysero's Orb -> watch part 4
Quests given
None
Shops owned
None
Dialogue
Hunter's Paradise
Watch part 1
Dirk: Oh?
Dirk: But we have no money. Find something that has no startup cost.
Dirk: No way, we are the Midnight Bandits! We can't be running around in normal clothes.
Dirk: We needed to work on our image.
Dirk: Now we just need a bit more gold and we can start making a name for ourselves.
Dirk: Now you're catching on!
Watch part 2
Dirk: Hey, what gives? You were supposed to find a gig for us.
Dirk: Look, don't gimme that. If you can't handle this then maybe you aren't cut out to be a Midnight Bandit!
Dirk: Ok, ok. Looks like we're gonna have to McEYE-ver us some gear out of what we have.
Dirk: Let's see... We've got 3 paperclips, a stick, a can of schnozzber-
Dirk: ...an empty can of schnozzberry juice, a rusty fork, and two tickets to the Falconreach Monster Zoo.
Dirk: Don't give up so easily. *(cracks knuckles)* Time to shine, baby! Watch me work!
Watch part 3
Dirk: Build? Who said anything about building something?
Dirk: How in the world am I supposed to do that?! I said I was gonna McEYEver something.
Dirk: There was a guy out back who's into recycling, so I sold him all that junk.
Dirk: McEyever is the name of his business.
Dirk: I used that money to buy this axe off some other guy.
Dirk: He said he found it just lying around.. But I'm thinking it was lying around amongst somebody's belongings if ya know what I mean.
Dirk: Well.. yeah. We're bandits.
Dirk: You're hopeless.
Dirk: This.
Dirk: In the garbage. Can you believe they were just gonna throw it away?
Dirk: You'll be fine. Just don't cut yourself.
Dirk: Anyways, let's go. I have a plan.
Evening Falconreach
watch part 4
Dirk: *sigh* What are we going to do now, Rat?
Dirk: *glare*
Dirk: First, you drop all of our gold into the river, and make us waste the entire day snorkeling for it.. only to discover that it has washed away...
Dirk: And then you almost drown me when you fell in!
Dirk: My underpants are still soggy!
Dirk: I SQUISH when I walk!!!
Dirk: Ok, ok.. At least we've still got our weapons.. but now that we don't have any gold that kinda puts a kink in my plan...
Dirk: Nah, too much work.
Dirk: Gosh, this was supposed to be so easy.
Dirk: Rat, focus! Hmm, wait a sec... This gives me an idea.
Dirk: Hehe..
Dirk: *grin*
Dirk: Ok, new plan: Let's see what we can sell and use that money to buy something pretty at the auction house.
Dirk: Because cute girls that work at banks like pretty things. Hehehehe.
Dirk: Don't worry, it's easy! Tomorrow we'll just sell our weapons, buy some jewellery, con the girl at the bank, rob the bank...
Dirk: ...And then we get rich, buy even better weapons, and pick up where we left off!
[image]https://i.imgur.com/q3j0GSI.png[/image]
Thanks to
Jay for image.
Peachii for location link and additional dialogue.
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