Peachii -> Monster Zoo (All Versions) (12/24/2010 3:18:46)
Access Point: Falconreach (Books 1 and 2 Day Time) -> Down -> Left -> Irwin Dundee -> Talk -> Zoo!
Level/Quest/Items required: None
Release Date: April 20th, 2013
Maddy: Hello, <Character>! Welcome to the Zoo! Please feel free to look around and learn more about the many creatures that inhabit Lore!
Maddy: We have monsters, elementals, statues, insects and more from all over the world!
Maddy: You really should see the Sandstorm in the Light section, or the Sea Monkey in the Water section!
Maddy: If you want to know more about Gorillaphants, Anoril, our Zookeeper, can be found in the Forest section to the northeast!
Maddy: Irwin Dundee, the famous Zardhunter, volunteers here to help keep the monsters in shape! Do you want to help him monstercize?
Lavender and Lis
Lavender: Help me up! I wanna see the Spiketoad!
Lis: I've got you! He's a beautiful shade of purple too, just like you!
Guardian Selesma: Ohhh, the Trumpeter Flamingo is so beautiful!
Guardian Selesma: Look at how well it balances!
Guardian Selesma: And the Lava Daver! Isn't it adorable?
Catlyn: Shh, the Golden Cabit is sleeping.
Anoril: The mighty Gorillaphant! Have you ever seen a more glorious creature? Such strength, grace, such... pungency!
Anoril: They are my favorite of all the animals that I care for in the Zoo!
Anoril: Their favorite food is the bananut!
Anoril: The official plural of gorillaphant is Gorillaphi, many people don't know this and say "gorillaphants".
Anoril: A group of gorillaphi is called a Schnozz.
Anoril: They're scared to death of Furrmen, one furrmen can make an entire Schnozz of gorillaphi go on a rampage.
Anoril: They can't jump, however legend tells that once gorillaphi could fly using their ears! what? The ears were bigger at that time!
Anoril: They're known to take the nests of vultragons, harpies and even dragons to sleep in them for the night.
Anoril: Gorillaphi are normally very gentle creatures, but if you enter its territory or try to use it as a rug it will try to hurt you!
Anoril: It can use its muscular arms to sling its own stool with an amazing speed, it usually does this to mark its territory by hitting unaware heroes!
Anoril: A baby gorillaphant is called an Apecalf.
Anoril: Hero, there have been reports of the elemental runes failing in some parts of the zoo... I need your help to stop the breakouts!
Farmer Rowan: Hmph. Those Mushrooms are a pain in my patoot, not a Zoo exhibit!
Farmer Rowan: Have you ever tried to get one of them out of your way? They're so darn wily!
Lark: I'm gonna ask for a Snuffleant for Frostval!
Wren: That mummy is hypnotic!
Aoife and Flitter Flier
Aoife: I want to have wings and fly too!
Flitter Flier: Maybe one day! There's always magic!
Chainsword: Don't get too close, <Character>. You know exactly how dangerous these Zards can be!
Sage: The sea monkey is my favorite!
Ironeye: A Nautilus... and a Unicoral... just out of reach....
Ironeye: Look at the size of them!
Ironeye: I just imagine what they'd pay for them in Hunter's Paradise....
Mizandeous: Wait... shouldn't the Paindeer be with the other undead monsters?
Ethan and Alison
Ethan: Ohohoh, Mooooooooom! Can I get a yeti! Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaseeeeee! I promise to take care of it!
Alison: For the last time, Snowshaper Yeti works in the Ice Exhibit. He is not a pet.
Ethan: Awwwwwwwwww! Can I get a snow tog then?!
Draniv and Vic
Draniv: Do you really think these runes will keep all these creatures in their pens....
Vic: What are ya? Scared?
Guardian Cris: Hail, <Character>! Careful of the Draydenfish... he likes to spit!
You must complete Resident Sneevil: Zemesis to access the Zard pens.
You must complete 2 Leagues Under the Sea to access the aquarium section.
Thanks to Dwelling Dragonlord for additional dialogue.