star screamer -> RE: =HS= Character Discussion Thread (2/6/2012 19:23:49)
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People should really think about there future... I mean, when they grow old, where are they going to live? When they retire from hero work, or being a criminal... where? That is why I have made a city for retired smashers. A place where money isn't important to it's leaders... no taxes, no bills... All you have to pay for is entrance to the city, and a home... Then I burn the money personally. We have the best security cutthroats can supply. Yes I said cutthroats. We have a shop where sure you have to pay, but no extra tax. We also have our own little weapon shop for people who want to defend their home. Just ignore the thieves, they work there. Warning: City is dangerous and filled with hazardous items such as: knives, axes, hammers, swords, daggers, bazookas, guns, men with guns, flying guns, evil hats, and loose nails. Also, we have a few laws, here they are: No chewing gum without a permit, no attacking the guards (only other citizens), no thievery, no dancing and only fish in places with no fishing signs. Violation of any of these laws will give you one of the following punishments: Off with the head, hanging, death by air, drowning, left to rot in a giant apple, death by one billion flies, shot by a pellet gun (wow, that's a lot of pellets...) and of course a classic, thrown of a cliff them trampled by twenty horses after being burned, then dried, then mauled by bears wearing white under garments. So Go to my town I'm calling... um... Demonicplaceofdeath town! Me and my friend are dying to see you... he he he he... Or are you people the ones dying? I never get that part right.
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