Stephen Nix -> It's Not Easy Being Gold (3/23/2012 23:57:57)
It's Not Easy Being Gold
Location: Lucky Day - Unlucky Escape! -> War Camp! -> Boss Fight! (second button)
100% War Meter None
Release Date: March 23rd, 2012
Objective: It's time to confront whoever is inside the hovel!
Objective completed: You... dont really feel that sorry for Zorbak.
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
(1) Golden Zorbak - Boss
Lucky Katana (I-IV)
Lucky Naginata (I-IV)
Lucky Wakizashi (I-IV)
You follow the gold coins trail until you reach Zorbak's hut..
You enter the hut..
<Character>: Hello? Zorbak?
<Character>: Are you here?
Zorbak: Yeah I'm here.
Zorbak: What do you want?
<Character>: Well, I followed a trail of golden coins into the woods and found myself at your house.
<Character>: Did you let Au'Mydas out and give him back his power?
Zorbak: I gave him his power back alright... and got him to steal the Sneevilchaun gold.
Zorbak: But he double crossed me. He got his power back and then--
<Character>: He double crossed you?
Zorbak is shown from the darkness, and appears to be turned into gold...
Zorbak: Yes. Then he KISSED ME! I'm Gold!
<Character>: Heh, so you're gilty by association?
Zorbak: Oh, shut up.
Scene changes to Falconreach with the Baron in front of 5 Guardians and King Sneevick beside Ash and You...
King Sneevrick: I use Sneevilchaun magic to make things right again.
Zorbak rushes in...
Zorbak: Hey you. You're a jerk.
King Sneevrick: I take golden kiss from Au'Mydas and make grumpy moglin back normal.
King Sneevrick throws a clover at the Baron changing him back to normal, and then punts Zorbak...
Zorbak: WATCH IT!!!
Zorbak changes back to normal...
Zorbak: Don't EVER do that again.
King Sneevrick: No more golden kissies... although grumpy moglin is still grumpy.
Zorbak: Like, EVER.