Peachii -> Edamlet (12/12/2015 6:46:33)
Location: Day Time Falconreach (Book 3) -> Down -> 2 Down Right -> Theater -> Edamlet
Level/Quest/Items required: None
Release Date: December 11th, 2015
Objective: Prevent the bandits from interrupting San Robin's one man show. You can do it!
Objective completed: Well, that was much ado about nothing.
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
(1) Roady, (1) Bernard
(1) Gavin, (1) Roady, (1) Bernard - Boss
(1) Bandit Leader - Boss
Shake Spear (All Versions)
San Robin: Oh <Character>, I'm glad you're here!
<Character>: Hey, San Robin, what's up?
San Robin: As you might know, tonight I will start my one-man show.
<Character>: Uuuh... sure?
San Robin: But sadly enough I've heard that some fiends will try to sabotage it.
<Character>: Really? Why would they do that?
San Robin: I have no clue, those guys obviously don't have the briefined taste that's required to like my show.
San Robin: So if you could please keep an eye on how things are going back-stage, I would be very grateful.
<Character>: Can't Roblos help you?
San Robin: He's keeping an eye on the audience.
<Character>: Fair enough. I'll help you.
San Robin: Sweet! Thank you!
Later that evening...
<Character>: Nothing so far and it's almost time for the show to start...
Bandit Leader: Ok, boys! Teach that cheesebrain a lesson!
<Character>: Me and my big mouth.
Bandit Leader: Oh, that's just great! Falconreach's hero!
<Character>: That's right, now if you'll just back away and let San Robin do his little play, that would be great.
Bandit Leader: Yeah, mate, that is not going to happen.
<Character>: I was afraid you'd say that.
Bandit Leader: Gavin! Come and play with the hero, yeah?
San Robin: To brie, or not to brie? That... is the question...!
<Character>: Sounds like he started.
Bandit Leader: Aw man! He's making a mess of it now!
<Character>: I've heard worse.
Bandit Leader: I'm glad I'm not in your shoes then. Roady, Bernard see if you can beat him! Go now!
<Character>: Great, more of them...
Battle Roady and Bernard.
San Robin: Alas, poor Yorkshire, I knew him, Taleggio.
Bandit Leader: We HAVE to stop this maddening butchery!
<Character>: Is it the cheese puns?
Bandit Leader: Of course it's the cheese puns! They are the worst.
<Character>: I thought so.
Bandit Leader: Gavin, Roady, Bernard, give it your all!
<Character>: Three against one? I like those odds!
Battle Gavin, Roady and Bernard.
San Robin: Havarti now!
Bandit Leader: No! NO! It's "Have at you now!" That's IT! I'll put a stop to this nonsense myself!
<Character>: Finally fighting your own battle?
Bandit Leader: You've no idea! My men, they always fail.
Battle Bandit Leader.
Bandit Leader: My play! It's ruined now! Oh woe is me!
<Character>: Wait... YOUR play?
Bandit Leader: That's right... I wrote this play and now it's done.
<Character>: But... you're bandits!
Bandit Leader: We're not, these are just costumes for the play. Tonight was supposed to be the dress rehearsal!
<Character>: Oh... so... how did San Robin get his hands on the script?
Bandit Leader: While moving between towns we lost the script. That oaf must have found it along the road.
<Character>: I'm sure that I can convince him to return the script.
San Robin: Thank you! Thank you!
The audience reacted when the show ends...
Audience (1): Get off the stage!
Audience (2): Boo!
Audience (3): Boo!
Audience (4): Bleu!
San Robin: Fine! You're not worthy of my talent anyway!
Audience (1): Is that what you call it?!
Audience (2): Boo!
Audience (3): We camembert any more!
San Robin: That's it! Come here, you!
<Character>: Sounds like it will be VERY easy...
On the quest name title:
ORIGINAL: San Robin
Well, the lines San Robin said were riped off from "Hamlet" so I combined it with "Edam" hence "Edamlet"
Thanks to San Robin for info.