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Lord Asparagus
Founder and Mastermind of the Great Cysero Rebellion!
Location: Cysero's Shop during The Cysero Rebellion of 2006!, The Weaponsmith's Apprentice
Quests given
None
Shops owned
Cysero's Shop
Dialogue
The Cysero Rebellion of 2006
Lord Asparagus: !Viva la Revolucion! Welcome to the Dragon Coin shop. Cysero is currently... unavailable. But feel free to shop!
Lord Asparagus: The great Cysero Rebellion of 2006 is underway! Cysero shall fall!
Everyone: !
Lord Asparagus: Um.... why are we hiding? This is a rebellion!!
Lord Asparagus: Slim chance they will mention it in the design notes... everyone knows game developers never do anything cool with players.
Lord Asparagus: EVER...
Everyone: YUP! See you on the forums.
Everyone: YUP! See you on the forums. The great Cysero Rebellion of 2006!
The Weaponsmith's Apprentice
Lord Asparagus: It's a customer! Viva La Revolucion! Welcome to... A GIANT! COMING OUT OF THE FLOOR!
Lord Asparagus: Think he could take Cysero?
Lord Asparagus: Um.... Yes. Why are we hiding? This is a rebellion!! We should recruit them!
Lord Asparagus: ... He kinda has a point. Haven't you read a manual or something while we've been sitting around in here?
Lord Asparagus: EVER...
Lord Asparagus: BECAUSE WE WON! We are the new Mad Weaponsmiths! Seriously... did you find a book about Mad Weaponsmithing?
Lord Asparagus: The giant has to be an agent of Cysero's! Trying to get us to leave!
Lord Asparagus: It's an illusion!
Lord Asparagus: C'mon guys, get the best armor you can find in here and let's take down this giant liar!
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Also See: lord_asparagus (forum user)
Thanks to
-- sacchi for dialogue.
-- Stephen Nix for corrections.
