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Purple Swirly Portals
One of several adventures. You encounter the following adventures in the following order (one quest per portal). When you finish the list, you go back to the beginning and repeat the sequence.
The sequence is as follows:
Sir Pwnsalot, a.k.a. The Untrainer
Save Zorbie and Kabby!
Death's Castle
Name Change
Frosty the Snow Golem
Zorbak on the Rescue?!
Drakonnan's Throne
Death's Castle
Sir Pwnsalot, a.k.a. The Untrainer
«You arrive at a cemetery with two gravestones: Nowhere and SIR PWNSALOT. Click on the tombstone inscribed with Nowhere and you'll be swirled back to, of course, Nowhere. Click the tombstone inscribed with SIR PWNSALOT and...»
You touch the tombstone, and something strange happens…
«You instantly enter a battle against Pwnsalot, but the following takes place.»
Sir Pwnsalot: Greetings, «You». Are some of your stats too high? Do you need help getting rid of your training? Just select a stat below and I’ll see what I can do for you.
- Strength
- Intellect
- Dexterity
- Charisma
- Endurance
- Luck
- Cancel - You return back to the cemetery.
Sir Pwnsalot:: Battle me and you can lower your «Stat» by 5 points. It will cost you nothing but your dignity. You must lose the battle to lower your stat. Would you like to do some «Stat Untraining Title»?
- Weakling Training
- Stupidity Training
- Clumsy Training
- Ugly Training
- Weakness Training
- Unlucky Training
«If you lose the battle...»
Sir Pwnsalot: I declare this battle to be over! I am of course, victorious and as such your «Stat» will now be lowered to «X»!
- Okay!
«You receive a Full Heal and your Stat gets updated to its new value. You return to the cemetery. Sir Pwnsalot returns to his grave. You can probably poke him again if you need more untraining.»
«Be victorious in the battle and...»
Sir Pwnsalot: Arggh! Not again… Please go away and leave me to my misery in peace.
«You return to the cemetery. Sir Pwnsalot returns to his grave. You can probably poke him again if you need more untraining.»
Save Zorbie and Kabby!
«Scene: Frostvale...?»
Moglin: Oh, dear, oh dear! My baby is trapped in a burning building! I don't know where you came from, but can you help me?
Yes!«You return to the mother Moglin, who now holds one Moglin baby in her arms, where you heal HP and MP slowly as the dialogue continues.»
Moglin: Thank you so much! But... my other baby is also trapped in there too! Please rescue it!
Okay...«You return to the mother Moglin once more, now holding two Moglin babies in her arms. You do not heal HP nor MP as the following dialogue occurs.»
Moglin: Thank you again! I don't know what I would have done without your help!
Moglin: My little ones thank you too! Someday, they will grow up and be big and strong just like the hero that saved them.
Zorbie: *gurgle*
?
Kabby: *giggle*
?
«You»: Why do I get a bad feeling about this...
Oh, well...
«You return to Nowhere.»
Death’s Castle
DEATH: I see that you have found your way to my castle. But, why are you back so soon? Perhaps you got lost. Or fell into some strange portal, no doubt.
- Yes
DEATH: Keep looking for hourglasses. Many have been stolen from me. How many? Thousands… More keep disappearing each day.
Search for more Hourglasses
DEATH: I do not know yet who is taking them. If you find out who, I demand that you tell me. Now, go find more hourglasses!
- Yes!
«You receive a Full Heal and return back into Nowhere.»
Quit Searching
DEATH: You wish to return back to your normal way of existence? I don't blame you. This place gives me the creeps too. Live long and.. nevermind...
«You return back to Battleon.»
Name Change!
Twilly: Hi! My name is Twilly. I am a Moglin and am here to help you make your character.
«You»: What are you talking about? You know me! We met a long time ago!
Twilly: No, I don’t think so. What is your name? I would be happy to call you anything you would like!
«You are given the option to change your character's name, if desired.»
Twilly: Wow! I was not expecting that! Let me just write this down so I do not forget it.
«You»: Wow. Okay. That was strange…
Twilly: See ya later!
«You return to Nowhere.»
Frosty the Snow Golem
«Scene: Frozen Lands»
«You»: It’s nice to be out of the dark… But this place sure is cold. I wonder where I am?
- *shiver*
Frosty the Snowman: Hi there! I was supposed to hide these presents in a special cave, but I can’t find it. Zorbak will get real angry if I don’t do my job.
Help Frosty find the Cave
«You arrive at a scene showing 3 cave entrances.»
Frosty the Snowman: Which cave do you think I should go to? They are all starting to look the same to me.
«Choose one of the 3 caves.»
Wrong Cave
1 BATTLE
Random Ice Mob from RA list with Ice background
«You return to Nowhere instantly.»
Correct Cave
Frosty the Snowman: Thank you! This looks like the right place! Zorbak will be very happy with me. Would you like a present?
- Ok
Frosty the Snowman: Some of the gifts broke open, and these strange things fell out. You can have them. (Four hourglasses are shown in the dialogue bubble)
- Thanks!
«You return to Nowhere.»
Attack the Snow Golem!
1 BATTLE
Frosty the Snow Golem (Scaled to your level +5)
«You return to Nowhere.»
Zorbak on the Rescue?!
«Scene: Pitch Black»
«You»: Where am I now? So dark... Can barely move... Damp brick walls all around me... I think I am trapped in some sort of hole...
«Scene: Near a Well»
«You»: Hey, is there anyone up there! Can anyone hear me? Anyone?
«A Trobble enters the scene.»
Floyd: Meep?
«You»: That sounds like a Trobble! Hey you! I'm trapped down here. And it's cold and wet... And kind of smells too.
Floyd: Meep! Meep! Meep?
«You»: Go find help! Find anyone that could help me!
Quick!
«Floyd leaves the scene to get help, but meets a female Trobble along the way...»
Floyd: Meep? Meep?
Fran: Meep!
«Floyd falls in love with Fran (at first sight) and chases after her as she leaves the scene. Back at the well...»
«You»: What's taking so long? It's been over an hour since that Trobble left to get help.
*sigh*
«Daimyo enters the scene.»
Daimyo: Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark?
«You»: I know that bark anywhere! That's Daimyo! He can find help! I know he can! Daimyo, go find someone, I'm trapped in this hole!
«Daimyo exits the scene and finds Zorbak for help.»
Daimyo: Bark! Bark! Bark!
Zorbak: Huh? What... how did you get in here? Wait... what are you saying?
Daimyo: Bark! Bark! Growl! Bark!
Zorbak: What??? «You» is trapped in a well, and needs help?
Zorbak: That name sounds familiar. I think I owe that hero a favor for something they did during my childhood... My mother told me a tale once...
Zorbak: But... That can't be... That was many, many years ago... How could a stupid human still be alive? Oh, no matter. I still owe them a favor!
Rescue!
«Zorbak* takes over as your current playable character. As you (Zorbak) and Daimyo rush to your aid...»
???: Halt evil doer!
Attack!3 BATTLES
Paladin Captain
Clueless Adventurers
Angry Protester
«If you are defeated in any of the 3 battles...»
Death: Zorbak? Back again so soon? And yes... I remember our special "agreement". You are free to go...
«Continue Quest»
If you are victorious in all 3 battles, the dialogue below occurs. You return back to your original playable character.
«Zorbak and Daimyo reach the well you are trapped in.»
Zorbak: Well, well... We found the well.
«You»: Oh, great... Daimyo found the least helpful Moglin ever!
«You»: Zorbak, can you help me out of this well?
Please?
Zorbak: Heh! I owe you a favor. I can help you.. just this once... The next time we meet may not be so friendly.
Zorbak: Feel around the inside of the well, and you'll find something written in scratches.
«You»: I think I found it... It says... ''No matter where you go, there you are''
huh?
«You return to Nowhere.»
Drakonnan's Throne
«Scene: Bottom of Volcano with Drakonnan's Fallen Throne»
«You»: This place is pretty warm. I wonder where I am now? Hey… what’s that chair doing there?
Throne: Help me. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
«You»: You’re Drakonnan’s Throne right? I thought Zorbak took you?
Throne: No, Zorbak changed his mind. He left me here at the bottom of this volcano. All by myself. All alone.
«You»: Wow. That’s really sad. How can I help you? Wait… you’re just a throne! How are you talking?
Throne: Drakonnan’s magic made me alive somehow. But all I want is to be sitting up straight again. Like a royal throne should be.
- Ok
«You move the chair from its fallen position to sit up straight, revealing three hourglasses.»
Throne: Thank you! I feel much more regal now! Hey, do you want those things I was lying on?
- Yes!
«The hourglasses are added to your counter and you return to Nowhere.»
Death’s Castle
Same as above.
Thanks ZzlzhtT for some of the quest info. Order of quests from el willo and Snap Yo Fingas!.
* - When Zorbak takes over as your playable character, the following changes occur.
Race: Moglin
Class: Ebil Magic User
Clan: The League of Evil
Level: 113
All XP, Gold and Tokens is reduced to 0, since Zorbak is only a temporarily playable character. All encounters you have yield no rewards at all. Daimyo replaces your current guest. You lose any pets that are in battle with you previously. Flee is disabled.
You lose access to all your original Armors, Weapons, Spells, Items, Shields and Pets. Instead, you get the following for Zorbak's convenient use!
Armor: Ebil Cloak
Weapon: Ebil Staff
Spells: Ebil Pencil, Heal Wounds and Blue Lightning
Items: 6 HP Potions and 10 MP Potions
Sir Pwnsalot update by Pallosalama and Archlist.
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