An SDF battlecruiser flies through space. The Scene shows the inside of the cruiser. Music plays in the background (turn your sound on!).
Hudson: Calling Home base, this is Hudson from Battlecruiser 5, reporting the daily update.
Bishop: Hear you loud and, clear commander.
Hudson: Looks clear today, we're going to take one more pass and then turn for home.
Bishop: Roger that.
Red alarm lights flash throughout the ship.
TW17713: Warning! Warning! Unidentified object approaching!
Hicks: It looks like a Shadowscythe fighter, sir! Nothing we can't handle.
Hudson: Set shields to 100%, let's show these aliens what taxpayers' money can buy.
Two Shadowscythe fighters shooting at the battlecruiser and then returns to the interior of the SDF vehicle.
Hicks: Shields are holding, these things aren't even making a dent!
Hudson: Excellent! Now let's fire some shots of our own. What do we have in inventory?
Hicks: We have Tickle, Smack, Knockout, or I'm going to hit you so hard, your grandchildren will have headaches.
Hudson: Surprise me.
The battlecruiser blasting the Shadowscythe, but then the battlecruiser's shields glow and the message "Sabotage!" is shown. Scene reverts to the interior of Battlecruiser 5.
Hudson: TW17713! Damage report!
TW17713: Critical damage detected! Major shield malfunction!
Hudson: Divert all power to shields!
Hicks: Unresponsive, sir! Looks like someone destroyed the shield generator!
TW17713: TW17713 predicts a 98.76% chance of total failure! TW17713 suggests evacuation!
Hudson: Everyone to the escape pods!
Three escape pods quickly exit the vessel just before it crashes into the moon.
Thanks to ArchMagus Orodalf for entry!