swenson
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1. Hallo. (wait, does this count as a question? Oh well, now there's a question here.) Hi swenson! 2. Shackles fitting well? Indeed, they are. 3. NO TOLKIEN? Not ever?!! Have you at least watched the LotR movies (although they don't scarcely do justice to the books... pretty good as far as book-to-movie adaptions go, though)? I've watched a few LoTR movies. I have to agree. Books > Movies 4. If you were trapped on a desert island with nothing but a fork, a two-inch piece of string, and a stick, how would you escape? I'd re-read Lord of the Flies. 5. Mac or PC? I don't have a Mac, so PC. 6. You are sitting in the front row of the movie theater watching <insert name of movie> when suddenly, out of the corner of your eye, you spy a ninja sneaking into the theater (theatre? whatever). S/he is obviously coming to kill you. What do you do? I'd hire a Pirate and watch them fight to the death. 7. (forgot to mention it, but you only have a half-eaten carton of popcorn, a can of Coke, and a box of Runts at hand) >:O 8. Is it better to be immortal, but have to watch everyone you love die, or short-lived, and never have to go to a funeral? Or is it better to ignore such hypothetical questions and thank God that such a choice will never arise? I think the reason humans were put on this earth is to die eventually. Being immortal would defeat the purpose of living so I'd choose a short-life. The pain of losing a loved one is greater than death itself and in some cases provokes suicidal thoughts. Not a fun way to live. Besides, if I die sooner, I won't have to worry about worldy issues. 9. Write/Read much? Nope. 10. What if there was no such thing as a hypothetical question? Then this question wouldn't exist. 11. Why is the word gullible printed at the bottom of this page? Because you made it so. 12. What would happen if an unstoppable force met an immovable object? They would have to change their names. 13. If you have an infinite number of marbles and you number them all (presuming it's possible, which it's not), and you give every other marble to your friend, how many marbles did you give away and how many do you have left? If you take back the marbles from your friend (how rude) and give him/her all of them numbered above 4, how many did you give away and how many do you have left? And if you steal all of those marbles back and give the same long-suffering friend all of the marbles, how many did you give away and how many do you have left? I would have given away an infinite amount of marbles and I would still have an infinite amount of marbles because by definition, infinite cannot be defined as a number. 14. So infinity minus infinity can equal infinity, four, and zero. Creepy, no? One would have to assume infinity ended in order to do any subtracting to come to a numerical solution; however, this is not the case. 15. OK, enough existential questions. Or whatever they're called. Bye. I may be back later with more... on another page, of course, me being a good little girl who always follows directions... *puts on halo* Bye!
< Message edited by The Game -- 7/21/2008 16:51:42 >
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