Angel of Grief
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Why do people hate Twilight so much? Well, its pretty simple. All of the grammar in the first book was horrible, the characters were too cliche (even the names were relatively common), and Bella had the personality of a rice cake. The ending was pretty predictable as well, but i had wondered why he (Edward) hadn't just snapped her in half already. the second book, New Moon, was my favorite of the four (yes, sadly, I'm one of those people that read the entire series). Reasons? There was little to no Edward present in the middle of the book. The begining, however, i hated as well. Did Meyer really need to waste five pages of paper with the words of the months going by? No, and it was a huge waste of paper. Also, i find it extremely pathetic that Bella was that clingy to Edward. Seriously, no girl i know would cry for five months straight after her sparkly boyfriend left. The only other couple that I know of that fell in love THAT quickly was Romeo and Juliet. And we all know how that ended up. The whole Jacob-werewolf thing was pretty predictable, considering the stories that he had told Bella in the first book....They even gave Jacob's-werewolf-ism away in the first movie. I will quote Edward here.... "I leave you alone for thirty seconds, and the wolves descend." He had said that right after Jacob had asked for a talk alone with Bella, at prom. Well, as much as I liked New Moon, the movie will suck just as bad as the first one. I mean, come on, am I the only one that realized the inconsistencies? The black vampire (not trying to be racist, i forgot his name...) and Bella were in her and Edward's clearing when they wre talking. In the movie (based on the previews so far) they were right outside Jacob's house. Also, Jacob "phased" right in front of Bella (oh noez! there goes another quarter of the book where they have the mystery!), thus rendering her worry over why he is "sick" useless. As for the book "Eclipse" i cannot remember a single thing about it, so i won't bother going over it. The last book in the series so far, "Breaking Dawn", was a little better than Twilight, but still sucked IMHO. It had a very anti-climactic (grammar?) ending, oh look! they lived happily ever after. The end. No, very bad idea on Meyer's part. And the whole "imprinting" thing is just a lame excuse to cover up Jacob's pedophilia in my opinion. No matter how Meyer tries to justify that, it will fail. Jacobs a pedophile. True love? With a baby? Sounds like a cult if you ask me. Oh wow. I believe this is my longest post ever, on any forums. I hope you all actually decided to read my little rant. As a conclusion, this IS why people hate Twilight so much (and its sequels). ~AoG, your "ranty" little Angel.
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