Undead Penguinmancer DragonFable
Location: Pro Pain!
Pro Pain: So you're the human that has been causing us much trouble. I thought that you'd be taller.
Pro Pain: oooOOOooOOooo. Big tough hero. Come to the beach and kick sand in all the light monsters' faces, huh?
Pro Pain: We're not fire monsters! We're SUN monsters. It's very close-minded of you to assume that we're fire monsters just because we're on fire.
Pro Pain: So we travel all the way here from the sun for vacation and all you guys have to offer is logic and reasonable arguments!
Pro Pain: Well, we WERE. You and your hero friends kind of spoiled the fun for us. We just wanted some beach and BBQ.
Pro Pain: It was a long trip from the sun to the beach, and we got hungry.
Pro Pain: That's it, prepare to get sun BURNED!
Pro Pain: Yeah. I'm the burn master!
Pro Pain: Ouch, my pride. I can't believe that you defeated me!
Pro Pain: Yuck. That was terrible. Try again.
Pro Pain: Hmmmm, better but I'm not leaving until you come up with a good one.
Pro Pain: Good one... I have nothing left to teach you, young one.
Pro Pain: It really is along trip. Say, do you know any pyromancers here who might be looking for some minions?
< Message edited by Peachii -- 4/12/2015 3:44:25 >