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  Pro Pain!
Location: Beach Vacation Invasion! -> Boss Fight
Level/Quest/Items required: None
Release Date: July 19th, 2007
Objective: N/A
Objective completed: N/A
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
Monsters
(1) Pro Pain - Boss
NPCs
Pro Pain
Rewards
None
Dialogue
<Character>: FINALLY! Only one last monster to beat and the beach will be clear
Pro Pain: So you're the human that has been causing us much trouble. I thought that you'd be taller
<Character>: Yup! Our fair town has enough gold saved up to take care of an army five times your size and still have enough left over for a pizza
<Character>: But we voted to take you down ourselves. We're not afraid of getting our hands dirty...
<Character>: ...or burned, I guess
Pro Pain: oooOOOooOOooo Big tough hero. Come to the beach and kick sand in all the light monsters' faces, huh?
<Character>: Yeah, about that...you guys are all clearly fire monsters. Why are you light monsters?
Pro Pain: We're not fire monsters! We're SUN monsters. It's very close - minded of you to assume that we're fire monsters just because we're on fire
<Character>: The lavagoblin wasn't on fire...and I don't really think that it was that much of a logical leap
<Character>: Monsters that are covered in fire. Fire. Monsters. That makes sense to me
Pro Pain: So we travel all the way here from the sun for vacation and all you guys have to offer is logic and reasonable arguments!
<Character>: So you guys are just here on vacation?
Pro Pain: Well, we WERE. You and your hero friends kind of spoiled the fun for us. We just wanted some beach and BBQ
<Character>: Except WE were the Bar - B - Q!
Pro Pain: It was a long trip from the sun to the beach, and we got hungry
<Character>: Well, you should have packed some snacks, because you're about to get your flames BROILED and it's a long trip back!
Pro Pain: That's it, prepared to get sun BURNED!
<Character>: Hmmm. Yours was better than mine was
Pro Pain: Yeah. I'm the burn master!
Pro Pain: Ouch, my pride. I can't believe that you defeated me!
<Character>: Pro Pain, you're a BURNout!
Pro Pain: Yuck. That was terrible. Try again
<Character>: Hmmm...OK. Try this one!
<Character>: Pro Pain, uh...I just put your LIGHTS out!
Pro Pain: Hmmmm, better but I'm not leaving until you come up with a good one
<Character>: I got it! Pro Pain...you're FIRED!
Pro Pain: Good one...I have nothing left to teach you, young one
<Character>: So you're going back to the sun?
Pro Pain: It really is a long trip. Say, do you know any pyromancers here who might be looking for some minions?
<Character>: uh...NO! NO I DO NOT! GO HOME!
Complete
Thanks to Peachii for corrections.
< Message edited by Niki -- 6/20/2013 5:50:31 >
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