Location: Moonridge -> DragonFang Inn
Phil: Heya! You're here for Phil's Funkies, aren't ya?
Phil: You never heard of me? Awww, man... I'm a world famous, travelling merchant! Funky Phil, you know..
Phil: *dances* Na naaa nananaNAAAnaaaa.."
Phil: And the little dancing ducks?
Phil: Dang. I paid that ad guy so much gold too...
Phil: You know, Hackbar's Discount Advertising. He said he was the best!
Phil: Something tells me I just got ripped off...
Shop - opens Phil's Funkies.
< Message edited by Jay -- 9/26/2018 3:59:21 >