Other names: Special Mid-war Cutscene
Location: Resident Sneevil Mogloween -> Chapter 5 -> Irwin Dundee -> Uprising -> Special Mid-war Cutscene
Level/Quest/Items required: 2,000,000 waves defeated in the Resident Sneevil: Uprising War
Release Date: October 27th, 2010
Objective: The Mercenary Orientation Program!
Objective completed: The Mercenary Orientation Program!
Scaled Yes/No: No
Experience rewarded: 0
Gold rewarded: 0
Knight: Welcome every--
Knight 2: Erm, I got this one, Daphne.
Knight: Oh? Very well then, have at it.
Knight 2: *ahem* Ok...
Knight 2: ..Welcome to the MOP. The *snort* Mercenary Orientation Program.
Knight 2: On behalf of the people of Moonridge, please allow me to thank you for your service...
Knight 2: ...You mercenaries have been hired based on your proficiency and skill, you come highly recommended...
Prius: Look pal, just make sure we get paid and we'll get along fine. Point us in the direction of the monsters already.
Dornalca: Yes, let's get on with it. We are wasting time.
Knight 2: ...You mean you guys don't care about why we hired you or what your duties are going to be?
Josh: You're under attack, right?
Knight 2: Correct. We're being attacked by-
Lady Ravenwing: -terrible monsters and/or warlords bent on world domination. Right?
Knight 2: Uh, yeah sort of. You see-
Eric Ravenwing: Always is. What else is there, really?
Knight 2: So.. uh..
Lord F.A.L.: Basically you want us to help defend your town. Basically.
Knight 2: R-right.
Knight 2: Well... um, alright then... let's move on. Please everyone proceed to the area behind me.
*HEROES RUN OFF*
Knight: How's it going?
Knight 2: ...
Knight 2: Fantastic.
Knight 2: Ok folks, Moonridge is providing you with armor and weapons. Please line up in an orderl-
Prius: No way, I'm using my own weapon.
Knight 2: But-
Chainsword: Me too.
Chainsword: Check out the WICKED CHAINSAW ON IT!
Lady Ravenwing: AHHH! Hey, watch it with that thing!
Eric Ravenwing: Chain... we talked about this.
Dornalca: Friends, can we not just move on?
Josh: Kinda antsy there aren't ya?
Lady Ravenwing: Yeah, what's gotten into you?
Dornalca: I just want to fight some undead, ok?! I'm a paladin for goodness sake!
Knight: Well, actually...
Knight 2: You guys have been assigned to help fend off the recent zard outbreak. Not the undead.
Dornalca: WHAT?! Hey, nobody told me that when I signed up!!
Lord F.A.L.: I don't even remember why we're here anymore.
Knight 2: People, People, please.. Ok, who does need a weapon?
Knight 2: Sir?
Chisagen: Who, me?
Knight 2: Aye, Surely you need a blade...
Chisagen: Nope, I'm good.
Knight 2: But...
Chisagen: I've got this.
Knight 2: ...
Knight 2: That's a fish.
Chisagen: I like fish.
Knight 2: But... That doesn't make any sense.
Chisagen: I like fish... a lot?
Chisagen: I can tell by the looks on your faces that you want to know about the awesomeness that is the fishyblade.
Chisagen: Basically, it's kinda like a shock & awe thing.
Chisagen: They're shocked that I would use a fish, and then they go "Awwwww, man!" when they realize they're gonna smell like seafood for a week.
Chisagen: See? There's the shock factor. Now here comes the Aww, baby!!! HAHAH!
Eric Ravenwing: RUN!!!!
Knight 2: What a crew...
Josh: AAWWWWWW MAN!!!
-- Aztecarcher for corrections.
-- Chainsword for corrections.
-- Jay for corrections.
-- Voodoo Master for correction.
< Message edited by Jay -- 9/27/2018 7:29:45 >