Only two things matter: Force in as great a concentration as you can manage, and style. And in a pinch, style can slide.
~ Xykon, Order of the Stick
Don't really know why I like this quote, it just kind of stuck with me because 99.99% of everything Xykon ever says is just plain awesome.
You see, guys, family is a lot like, uh... whales! Yeah, because without family you're a whale in the desert, which is bad because you will die of heat exposure. But with family, you get carried back to the ocean so you can play with your whale family.
Well, that was nothing like the back of the box! Where's my space lobster?
~ Strong Bad
Alright, we need to know where this store house is, because there's a guy there who is eating the burgers to produce fuel for his organic jetpacks.
~ Dr. McNinja
Yes, this quote really does make absolute sense. No, I won't explain how, because it will sound even crazier.
Afterwards, she stared at his hands for forty minutes before saying, "The real person is beneath the skin, dude."
~ Cracked's synopsis of the twilight saga
~ Sb XIII