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5/2/2011 20:01:44   
Defiant
Member

I just had an extremely laughable moment while on my alternate account (it's just a level 9 mage). I was against a level 6, who started the battle well, cockishly. Here's the transcript.

Him: u going down
Me: yeah, okay.
me: (after hitting a 35 crit) you're lying to me.
him: no, no, i'm teaching my mother to play
me: LOLOL
him (KO): see, she isn't very good

I just couldn't stop laughing. What are some of your favorite conversations with enemies?
Post #: 1
5/2/2011 20:04:51   
Shadow Jester
Member

Me: Hi
Player 2: Did you watch lemonade mouth?
Player 2: CAUSE ITS AWESOME
Me: .... I don't watch the disney channel
Player 2: You should...
AQW Epic  Post #: 2
5/2/2011 20:07:32   
RKC
Member

Me: Hi
Player2: Your cheating
Me: Why
Player2: you have founders armor
Me: LOL
AQ DF MQ Epic  Post #: 3
5/2/2011 20:15:37   
Defiant
Member

I just had another!

Him: Donator noob!
Me: ...
Him: NOOB!
Me: I'm the one letting you play this game..
Him: HOW!?
Me: Because Im the one supporting it!
Him: UR STILL A NOOB!
Him (KO): DONATOR NOOB!!!
Post #: 4
5/2/2011 21:58:21   
aramcho213
Member

Me: Hi
Him: Bye
Me: (KO) -_-.
Post #: 5
5/2/2011 22:48:13   
Wraith
Member
 

 Just happened. I just love the irony when STR BHs are so arrogant. (I am 5 focus hunter). But still, it was pure luck.

Him: Me gonna own your face off. (Smoke screen block)
Him: [[3-letter swear word acronym. Censored. ]]
Me: LOL (Reflex Boost. Dexterity -33+40. Total +7)
Him: What's so funny hacker? (Pistol deflect)
Me: How am I a hacker?
Him: You blocked me. (Strike block)
Me: So...if a 1 year old sat next to the computer clicking smoke screen and thus playing ed, and he blocked
Me: you, he would be a hacker? (Smoke Screen)
Him: Don't jump to conclusions. (Massacre crit, me with 1 hp left. I was trying out a low HP Build thats why)
Me: Your the one shoving them in my face, and I got a broken leg I cant jump (heal)
Him: Shut up you [[censored words. I am afraid of a ban so it will remain censored]]
Him: This one's gonna be a block cuz your a hacker I think. (Strike block)
Me: XD, it is the RNG that is jacked up not me.
Him: That's an excuse cuz you don't wanna be reported.
Me: LOL
Him: Hacker
Me: Get over the loss. (Robot crit)
Him: HAXER
Me: SHUT UP IM NOT A HACKER!!! (aux crit)
Him: [KO] Your a one year old that can't hack lol. Happy?
Me: No. No gg either. Me iz irritated.
AQ DF AQW Epic  Post #: 6
5/3/2011 4:40:49   
xxmirxx
Member
 
quote:

Me: Hi Him: Bye Me: (KO) -_-.


that's funny
AQ Epic  Post #: 7
5/3/2011 8:24:02   
IsaiahtheMage
Member

Me: Lets get them teamate!
Teamate: Sure
Player 1: Get them.
Player 2: Ok I get one you get the other.
(After tons of fighting)
Me: Its up to you teamate(1 HP left)
Player1: Die noob!(Kills me)
Me: [KO]Teamate heal!
Teamate: No! I love killing in style!
Player2: Die noob! (Aux crit)
Teamate:[KO] -_-
ROFL!!!
AQW Epic  Post #: 8
5/3/2011 12:54:22   
Allstar helios
Member

Me:hi
Him:hi
after lots of turns
Me: you are going down (he had 50 hp)
Him: huh why?
Me: BEACAUSE THIS...IS...SPARTAAA!!!!!
(rage with normal atk with mercenary the kick)
Him (ko): XerXes will kill you!!
Post #: 9
5/3/2011 13:32:27   
Jacktaz
Member

me:hey :)
him:hiy
me:gl
him:cann i hav vareum
me:what?
him:cann i hav varum?
him:itz th blu stuff
me:no sorry you have to pay for that.
him:**** u
me:and you talk to your mother with that mouth!?
him:i du not hav a mom dats y i ned varum
me:gg?O.o
him:**** u.
was lolling my heart out cause of what he said.
he was probably some 9 year old with spelling problems or hes trolling me.
either way it was so funny.
AQW Epic  Post #: 10
5/3/2011 13:55:02   
  Charfade
Member

XD I'm having a good time reading these. Lov'em

Also friendly reminder... if anyone uses a censored/inappropriate word please print screen it and report. Its one of the best ways we can combat bad language in the game. :)
MQ Epic  Post #: 11
5/3/2011 14:28:59   
Silent Scream
Member

2v2 with my bounty hunter..

Me: We can take them
*Partner Leaves*
Me: -_-

Happens Daily..

- Silent
Epic  Post #: 12
5/3/2011 15:07:05   
Nebula
Member

Does

Opponent: pleas
Opponent: plz man
Opponent: please
Opponent: ples
Opponent: pleaze
Opponent: please
Me: What?
Opponent: [KO] plz i win?

count?
Post #: 13
5/3/2011 16:52:09   
Allstar helios
Member

@Charfade

If I would do that 39% of players get banned xD

Always,like if I block you ****kn hacker
Or noob I f*** u
Are you gay? Stupid varium hacker

Charfade really im tired of this......

It irritates,me
Post #: 14
5/3/2011 16:55:15   
truc
Member

In alpha this was my friends list:
FK= this bounty
Demond= another bounty
Please= this mage

fk demond please.

LOL, sorry if its not okay to post this but this was very funny.
Epic  Post #: 15
5/3/2011 17:04:11   
Allstar helios
Member

Me: hello
him: hi
Me: gl
Him: dont need it kiddo
Me: huh why?
Him: cuz im the best
Me: oh,really?
(several turns later)
He had 12 hp me 55 hp
Me: you were the best??
Him: who said that?
me: uhh.....you??
Him: me? Naaah Im just a talking intelligent brick.
Me:o.O
Him: they call me Rocky
( I ownd him)
Him k0: rocky failed rocky broken rocky wants a soda.




< Message edited by Allstar helios -- 5/3/2011 17:06:13 >
Post #: 16
5/3/2011 18:06:33   
AQWPlayer
Member

Darking9: hmm kill u or wait ill wait
Darking9: just to be an hp noob
Darking9: lol gg
eloy2006 [KO]: lol
(leaves ztnaerK with 1 hp left)
Darking9: :O
eloy2006 [KO]: LOL
ztnaerK: ur mum
Darking9: either way im a noob
Darking9: AND U GOT PWNED BY A NOOB
Darking9: GET BETTER AT THE GAME
(pwns ztnaerK)

Here's another one:
Me: imanonvariumnooblol
Me: mynameisnonvariumnoob=]
Me: healhimordie!
chacey: USE SPACES
Me: oh alright
Me: xD
Me: n o w i m u s i n g s p a c e s
Me: :P
chacey [KO]: lol..

< Message edited by AQWPlayer -- 5/3/2011 18:13:06 >
AQW  Post #: 17
5/4/2011 11:07:24   
Jacktaz
Member

quote:

Me:hi
Him:hi
after lots of turns
Me: you are going down (he had 50 hp)
Him: huh why?
Me: BEACAUSE THIS...IS...SPARTAAA!!!!!
(rage with normal atk with mercenary the kick)
Him (ko): XerXes will kill you!!


Epic ending to a battle

PS:I shed a manly tear reading this.
AQW Epic  Post #: 18
5/4/2011 11:37:23   
DeathGuard
Member

Cyberbakio is my second acc*

Cyberbakio:Hi and gl ^^
Opponent: Where did you get your wep?
Cyberbakio: Id remember
Opponent: O*** Where you get it!!
Cyberbakio:.... let me check
Opponent:**** you
Cyberbakio: At mirv, in barren outpost
Opponent: F****** thank you,
Cyberbakio: Why you so mad?
Opponent: i asked lots of peplez and they didnt answer me
Cyberbakio: gg
AQ DF AQW Epic  Post #: 19
5/4/2011 12:59:25   
Allstar helios
Member

Me: hello
Him: hello
Me: good luck mate
Him: thanks
Me: how are you doing
Him: good eating pie
Me: mmmm...... Delicous..
I had 6 hp left he had 58
I critted 58 with aux
Me: eat that
Him ko: oh **** no thanks to you my pie fell on the ground sigh......

< Message edited by Allstar helios -- 5/4/2011 13:00:14 >
Post #: 20
5/4/2011 14:14:41   
Santa ClawZz
Member

A chat in a 2vs2 between me and my partner while playing on my girl mercenary account:

Me: Hello.
Him: nice rack
Me: Thanks...I guess?
Him: it will get bigger as u grow up
Me: ...
Him: wanna be my gf and ill work on ur rack?
Me: (Almost winning) I'M A GUY!!!
Him: not again.... :/

What seemed funny to me was that he said "not again". I guess he must've had a rough experience before.

< Message edited by Santa ClawZz -- 5/4/2011 14:17:01 >
AQW Epic  Post #: 21
5/4/2011 14:26:57   
Soliqe
Member

Me: Hello :)
Him: hello :(
Me: Why the sad face?
Him: im so dead
Me: :O Oh Noes!
Me: But you're still battling me! :O

Next Chat with different person:

Me: Hello :)
Him: hey
Me: How are you? :)
Him: you know me !?



< Message edited by Soliqe -- 5/4/2011 14:27:38 >

_____________________________
AQW Epic  Post #: 22
5/4/2011 14:47:11   
Day Shade.
Member

He:Hi , can u lvl up? ( I`m lvl 33)
Me:If its cap lvl 33 how can i lvl up?
He: SO can u lvl up?
Me:Its max lvl.
He:But, can u lvl up???
Me:...no.....



[-.-"]

:))
Post #: 23
5/4/2011 16:11:15   
Defiant
Member

I find this funny. Most of you guys are telling stories where your opponent is a noob, and you absolutely floor them. Try some stories where you aren't the amazing victor, please? XD
Post #: 24
5/4/2011 16:26:13   
Fay Beeee
Member

Well I really thought I was going to die but ok I will delete my other post.
Epic  Post #: 25
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