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Zombielands! Location: Mogloween - Main Town OR Mogloween Portal Painting «Scene: Battleon. Zombies are running rampant in town!» Aria: «You», where are you? «Hans enters the scene.» Hans: Aria? What is wrong? Aria: Can't you see... all... the... ZOMBIES!? Hans: People check into the Inn, and they've definitely checked out... «You enter the scene.» Aria: «You»! «A large zombie heads towards Aria. Right before it reaches her...» «You»: Aria! Hans!«You»: Okay, really, I know that this is that time of year and all, but really? Where are they all coming from? Zombies everywhere, in everything. You'd think this was some kind of apocalypse. ???: Well, yeah, that's what this is. Are ya empty-headed or somethin'? «Harryl Woodson enters the scene.» «You»: Erm... no, I am not empty-headed. And just who are you? Harryl Woodson: I'm Harryl Woodson, famed zombie hunter and apocalypse specialist. And right now, y'all got a monster of a issue here. Nothin ol' Casper can't handle. Aria: Casper? Harryl Woodson: Yes, Casper. This banjo has never steered me wrong. One shot's all I need, miss. An' if that don't work, well, I always got my bat. «You»: *ahem* I hate to break up the show fest, but we have an issue to deal with. I was about to address the situation. Care to accompany me, Harryl? Harryl Woodson: Accompany you? I daresay you'll be the one doing the accompanyin'. I am the professional here. «You»: *sputters* Harryl Woodson: I just came from the crossroads, followin' the trail of packagin' and undead body parts... and hollerin'... «You»: Packaging? Harryl Woodson: Yes, the wrapper of a Taladosian Tart... «You»: Taladosian Tarts... Let's concentrate on the zombie infestation. Harryl Woodson: Very well. The trail leads to Seahawk's farm. That... is our destination. «Scene: Seahawk's Farm. Zombies are rampant, and there are Taladosian Tart wrappers on the ground.» Harryl Woodson: WRAPPERS?! I think it's time to whoop some-- «Seahawk enters the scene.» Seahawk: What are you doing here? «You»: Ah, Seahawk, how are things going? Seen Zorbak lately? Seahawk: That's your pressing concern right now? I have undead storming all over my farm, trash strewn about, and you want to know if I've seen Zorbak? Harryl Woodson: Don't you worry a bit, blue boy. Me an' Casper will take care of these creatures. «You»: Ahem... Harryl Woodson: Oh yeah... and «You» here... yeah, yer real helpful... You'd be more helpful if you could get me a Taladosian Tart! I need a tart! Seahawk: Huh? Battle with Harryl's help - Harryl will now battle by your side! Battle by yourself «Regardless of choice»2 BATTLES See Monster List below Full Heal after battle #2 Harryl Woodson: The trail leads straight into them trees. Let's get movin'. «Harryl runs off by himself to continue the pursuit.» Seahawk: «You»? Taladosian tarts? «You»: I will explain it later. «The scene fades away and switches to a woodland, with trees dyed orange from the incoming autumn season.» Harryl Woodson: Shhh... up there... «Harryl Woodson takes his banjo and begins playing it. Shortly after he runs toward a zombie entering the scene and thwacks it with his banjo...» «You»: I am not sure if that is a good skill or says way too much about your personality... «You»: Looks like there's more coming! Battle with Harryl's help - Harryl will now battle by your side! Battle by yourself «Regardless of choice»2 BATTLES See Monster List below Full Heal «More Taladosian wrappers are found lying on the ground ahead.» Harryl Woodson: The trail leads straight into them trees. Let's get movin'. «You and Harryl enter the scene.» Harryl Woodson: Look at the ground! Wrappers... and more wrappers. I need to get me some Tarts! Where on Lore's surface are my tarts!? «You»: Look, Mr. Woodson, I am not sure what these tarts are or what your obsession is all about, but I think the Zombies are a bigger issue. Harryl Woodson: Nothin', li'l adventurer, is a bigger issue than my missin' tarts. Harryl Woodson: They are the most delicious, magical tastin' sweet I've ever had and they've been missin' since all those blasted zombies appeared. «You»: Well... look, I see there are more wrappers over there. Like, a very large amount. Perhaps... perhaps the answer lies that way? «Harryl sprints away, following the trail. Eventually you reach the entrance of a small shack, where loads of wrappers are lying around it.» Harryl Woodson: Finally! «Harryl takes out his spiked bat.» Harryl Woodson: Just use my trusty cart opener here. «With a big whack, the door bursts open... and candy spills out?» «You» (simultaneously): Ohhh, candy! Harryl Woodson (simultaneously): CANDY?! I hate mogloween candy!! «Harryl smashes the candy with his bat in anger.» Harryl Woodson: I can't believe this!!! «Harryl continues smashing the candy a few more times.» «You»: *sigh* Who knew a tart could drive someone this batty. «More smashes to the candy...» «You»: Hey... I think I know where all this leads. There's a paper in the wrappers that says "EbilC". That can only mean one thing. «Harryl delivers one more blow to the candy before turning to face you.» Harryl Woodson: What? Harryl Woodson: Oh, this tart thing, it ain't over yet. «You»: Zorbak... «Following the trail further, you reach the entrance to a tiny hut. *MUNCH MUNCH* comes from the hut.» Harryl Woodson: They... Have... My... TARTS! «You»: ...and looks like we have company! «A zombie runs toward you!» Battle with Harryl's help - Harryl will now battle by your side! Battle by yourself «Regardless of choice»4 BATTLES See Monster List below Full Heal after battles #2 and #4 Harryl Woodson: These fellas really let themselves go... «Harryl rushes into the hut. Inside the hut, he finds nothing but wrappers all around. Unable to take it, he gets on his knees, tears flowing down his cheeks...» Harryl Woodson: My wonderful... wonderful tarts. «Still on his knees, Harryl trudges himself away from the scene, still following the trail of wrappers.» «You»: What is with the loonies around this time of year? *sigh* «At the end of the trail is a double headed moglin with a drill on one arm as it uses the other to feed itself the tarts! ...Hey, these two moglins look oddly familiar...» Rocko: Oh my. Om nom nom Socko: Oh my is right. Rocko: And all Socko; OURS! Harryl Woodson: They're eatin' all the tarts... «You»: Well, at least we know where they went. Harryl Woodson: But... the wrappers... the zombies.... Rocko: Hello! Do you like our treasure? Socko: We found all these yummy treats and brought them back here to eat! Rocko: Yes, piled so high. Socko: Such a high yummy hill. «You»: Hmmm... what's under the hill of tarts? Harryl Woodson: Who cares! I've been starvin' for my favorite treat since this whole dang zombie invasion began! «Zorbak enters the scene.» Zorbak: Not so fast. Who let you in and why are you standing in my EbilCorp workroom? Get em! «A zombie runs toward you...»2 BATTLES See Monster List below Full Heal «You»: That was uncalled for! I haven't even threatened you yet. Zorbak: You were going to. I just decided to get all this out of the way. Zorbak: Rocko, Socko, what is the meaning of this? I take the day off to spend with Mu Glen, and this is what happens? Zorbak: Why couldn't you be undead like everyone else? I wish I had never tried that new method on you... «You»: New method... wait... what is going on here!? Zorbak: Sometime back, I decided that Rocko and Socko were just too annoying alive. But, they were good workers. Zorbak: So, I had looked into a way to make them undead but able to think on their own. Not only are they undead now... but still have their personalities. Zorbak: What they can't do is think on their own now, unless they are hungry. Zorbak: From the looks of it, Rocko and Socko got the munchies, stole a shipment of rare Taladosian tarts, brought it back here and piled it on my new Zombie-inator. «You»: Zombie-inator? Zorbak: New attempt at creating undead minions. It had potential, but... well, it's crushed now. «You»: Potential... yeah, sorry it didn't work out for you... Harryl Woodson: If you two are done yapping, get that purple thing off my tarts! Rocko: Om nom, you dare try to steal nom our treats! Socko: I'll give you my treats when you pry it from our cold, undead hands! Battle with Harryl's help - Harryl will now battle by your side! Battle by yourself «Regardless of choice»Harryl Woodson: Finally!! «Harryl dives into the pile of Taladosian tarts in joy.» Harryl Woodson: At last, you sweet, delicious tarts I have longed for! I have hunted you for so, so long! «You»: So... this was never about the zombies? It was... about... FOOD?! Harryl Woodson: Not just any food! Possibly the last tarts that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Harryl Woodson: Believe it or not, there is a limited supply. Some day very soon, life's little tart gauge is gonna go... empty. «A short pause later...» «You»: ...why me?
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Monster List Note: There are no typos: Zombies are encountered four (4) times as much as other mobs. Level 1-28 Zombie (9) Zombie (9) Zombie (9) Zombie (9) MechaZombie (9) Big Zombie (9) Pygmy Zombie (9) Rotting Corpse Zombie (9) Level 29-48 Zombie (29) Zombie (29) Zombie (29) Zombie (29) MechaZombie (29) Big Zombie (29) Pygmy Zombie (29) Rotting Corpse Zombie (29) Level 49-68 Zombie (49) Zombie (49) Zombie (49) Zombie (49) MechaZombie (49) Big Zombie (49) Pygmy Zombie (49) Rotting Corpse Zombie (49) Level 69-88 Zombie (69) Zombie (69) Zombie (69) Zombie (69) MechaZombie (69) Big Zombie (69) Pygmy Zombie (69) Rotting Corpse Zombie (69) Level 89-108 Zombie (89) Zombie (89) Zombie (89) Zombie (89) MechaZombie (89) Big Zombie (89) Pygmy Zombie (89) Rotting Corpse Zombie (89) Level 109-128 Zombie (109) Zombie (109) Zombie (109) Zombie (109) MechaZombie (109) Big Zombie (109) Pygmy Zombie (109) Rotting Corpse Zombie (109) Level 129-148 Zombie (129) Zombie (129) Zombie (129) Zombie (129) MechaZombie (129) Big Zombie (129) Pygmy Zombie (129) Rotting Corpse Zombie (129) Level 149+ Zombie (149) Zombie (149) Zombie (149) Zombie (149) MechaZombie (149) Big Zombie (149) Pygmy Zombie (149) Rotting Corpse Zombie (149) Monster lists by Scakk.
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