Legendium
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Dear Knights of the Pactamacgonogal Table, (Or however it's spelled) How is it nowadays? Have you got more recruits? I happen to know a few people you might consider for the barracks. First of all, you might consider a new cook, due to the incredibly terrible one you currently have. I know a fellow by the name of Sir Ruppenwaffles. He's a great cook when it comes to breakfast. If Sir Junn is ever in need of more help, I know a fellow who's great at amputations. His name is Sir Rated. There's also a man I met named Sir Spicious, and he certainly fits in when it comes to names, but I wouldn't trust him if I were you. Lastly, but not least, Sir Tified meets all requirements of becoming a Pactagonagal knight, and would be an excellent all-rounder. I have filled my pun quota for the day. Sincerely, Legendium
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