By the Elemental Lords, how far you've fallen. From an invincible teaser fight, to a multi-stage boss battle, to a chaos-afflicted pseudo-boss, to a cutscene OHK. I know now's probably not the best time to advertise to you, given your current position of having been kersploded, but the Legion's always looking for strong, capable warriors. If you think you've got what it takes, our headquarters is in The Underworld. There's plenty of damage to deal, quite a few opportunities for additional power, and all the skulls you can take from your enemies.
Now that I've gotten my obligation to Dage out of the way, I want you to know that we, the loyal subjects of Empress Gravelyn, are working to bring about your recovery as efficiently as possible. We expect a quick recovery. If the pace of recovery isn't fast enough... well, we can always get more skulls from the countless waves of undead conjured by the unaligned novice necromancers.
Sally sends her regards, Gravelyn sends her thanks, Noxus sends his mild disdain, and Artix still doesn't trust you.