| The Gouda-Grotto
Location: Falconreach Inn (Books 1 and 2) -> San Robin and Roblos -> The Cave
Level/Quest/Items required: None
Release Date: July 15th, 2016
Objective: Help San Robin take care of the group of Vurrmen.
Objective completed: Thats one pest problem taken care of, but now more questions about San Robin remain.
Scaled Yes/No: Yes
(2) Cave Chomper
(4) Vurrman Hoarder
(1) The Big Cheese, (1) Ratigon, (1) Vidget - Boss
The Big Cheese
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San Robin: Oh, I was waiting for you, come in!
San Robin: <Character>, What are you doing here? I thought my cheese of the month was arriving.
<Character>: That does explain why you looked so happy, but I have some questions about last time.
San Robin: Really? Ask away!
<Character>: At first I was really curious about why you keep your... magic problem, a secret-
<Character>: -but I promised not to ask any further so I have other questions.
<Character>: First off: You lied to me, it DID have something to do with cheese!
San Robin: Well "lied" is a big word, I prefer to call it "bending the truth a little".
<Character>: Sure. Second question: Who were those Vurrmen and WHY did they carry around cheese blades?
San Robin: Vurrmen? It can't be!
<Character>: Well, they're not that uncommon in ruins and such, but the cheese blades were new to me.
San Robin: They returned...
<Character>: Who's "they"?
San Robin: It's a long story.
<Character>: I have the time.
San Robin: *sigh* Alright then... Years ago I needed some help gathering artifacts for enchantments and joined a...
San Robin: ... treasure hunting clan who described themselves as "Cheese loving treasure hunters".
<Character>: No wonder you joined them!
San Robin: Exactly! Imagine my surprise when I found out they were mainly Vurrmen! I couldn't brie-lieve it!
San Robin: After the first shock I still decided to join them, they were surprisingly intelligent and knew their way around ruins.
San Robin: The first few months were great, we explored a lot of temples and found all sorts of strong artifacts.
San Robin: I even designed those cheese blades they're wielding now.
San Robin: But then they decided to not just explore abandoned temples... inhabited temples were next on their list.
<Character>: Greedy rats!
San Robin: I couldn't let that happen, I HATE bandits and pillagers.
<Character>: You stopped them? All by yourself?
San Robin: In a way.
San Robin: I took their weapons and collapsed the entrance to the cave they made their home.
<Character>: But I saw them wielding cheese blades.
San Robin: They must've tried to re-make the design or perhaps they found some prototypes.
<Character>: That explains why they looked so different from the ones you're selling.
San Robin: But the fact that they're back disturbs me... say, could you-
<Character>: -Go to the cave and beat some sense into them?
San Robin: Not exactly what I was going to say, but it works.
<Character>: Lead the way!
*You and San Robin arrive at the site of the cave exterior.*
San Robin: They cleared the entrance, this isn't good at all!
<Character>: Don't worry, I'll take care of this!
San Robin: Watch out for the boss though! "The big cheese" is a crafty creature.
<Character>: I won't be fooled that easily!
San Robin: I know you won't. Good luck, I know you will mascarpown them.
*You enter the cave and battle the nasty Vurrmen that block your path around the candle-lit tunnels. You arrive in some kind of living quarters where you meet The Big Cheese a second time.*
The Big Cheese: You again! I was wondering what all the ruckus was about!
<Character>: I'm here to stop you!
The Big Cheese: Stop me? Stop me from what? As far as I know exploring temples isn't illegal!
<Character>: It is if they're still in use!
The Big Cheese: In use- how do you? This smells like San Robin!
<Character>: He told me all about you and your plans!
The Big Cheese: Did he now? Did he also tell you he ran off with all our treasure?
<Character>: No. But I know him and I know he won't do stuff like that!
The Big Cheese: Really? So I assume he told you all about his past?
<Character>: Well, no, but-
The Big Cheese: Or his magic problem.
<Character>: Yeah he did!
The Big Cheese: Let me guess, he "didn't want to talk about it"?
The Big Cheese: That's what I thought! I don't think you know him as well as you thought you did.
<Character>: He may not have told me everything, but I know he's not a bad guy!
The Big Cheese: There's no way to convince you, is there?
<Character>: The only way to convince me is if you swear to stop pillaging temples!
The Big Cheese: Or... I could beat you up and keep doing what I'm doing.
<Character>: You couldn't beat me last time, what makes you think you can do it this time?
The Big Cheese: This time I'm not alone. Ratigon, Vidget! To me! Let's show this hero who's boss!
*A cheesy fight between you and The Big Cheese's trio of Vurrmen breaks out immediately. Achieving victory in the boss fight completes the quest.*
< Message edited by Peachii -- 3/4/2017 21:44:58 >