Location: The Felonious Five
Roof Guy: Oh no, oh no, look at all of them down there.
Roof Guy: I knew I should have stayed in bed today.
Roof Guy: And what if they come back? I don't think I can ever come down from here. They might find me.
Roof Guy: Better to just stay up here for the rest of my life. "Roof Guy," they'll say, "the monsters are gone!" But I'll know better. It's just a matter of time.
Roof Guy: Who needs other people anyway? I can live up here with my hammer.
Roof Guy: Drink rainwater. Eat the smells coming from the inn's chimney. Talk to myself.
Roof Guy: On second thought, maybe come and get me when this is all over?
Roof Guy: Hello? Are you still there? Wait- where are you going?
< Message edited by Occavatra -- 11/17/2017 23:14:29 >