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???: Welcome, user.
Envoy: Please announce your credentials.
Envoy: I see. Would you like to create a new account?
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Envoy: Please announce your desired username.
Envoy: Username is already in use.
Envoy: May I suggest <Character>1492?
Envoy: I see. How about <Character>_copy?
Envoy: That's great! Please announce your desired password.
Envoy: Your password is too weak. Please include at least 3 numerals and 2 non-standard -bzzt-.
Envoy: You seem to be having trouble. Would you like to speak to a certified support operator?
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Envoy: Error: Numerical overflow.
Envoy: Please enjoy this soothing music while you wait for the next available operator.
Envoy: I see! Pardon my rudeness!
Envoy: Welcome, maintenance staff, to Archive E-189-L.
Envoy: While your remains may not be recoverable, your sacrifice will be remembered in the Archives.
Envoy: Instability located in Sector 9255-Y.
Envoy: Pardon me, maintenance staff.
Envoy: Processing request.
Envoy: Instability. In. The. Center. Of. The. Archive. You. Go. There. And. Fix.
Envoy: You. Can. Do. It!
Envoy: Initializing system wipe countdown.
Envoy: Everything. In. Archive. Go. Boom. If. You. Go. Too. Slow.
Envoy: Including. You!
Envoy: System wipe mechanisms type A through ZY-6 can be found in–
Envoy: Have a nice day!
< Message edited by Jay -- 4/15/2020 7:32:30 >