The Almighty Striker
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Psychotic wizard coming through... make way, make way..... Sorry about that... here's a towel covered in clorophorm to cover that eye-wound...... Yes I reaize I'm budging, get out of the way before I flame-broil you.... One side, one side! Iggy, there are more people here than at the last Mage Fair.... Greetings, oh great Archknight. I shall now begin blabbering incoherently as I question you. You weren't before?! XD Hello Striker!! Feet? Head? Which Prefer? *cleaver meat readies* Option #3? ;) Dragon kind what you best like? Light Dragons!! Have you met my clones, Rekirts and Erstrik? They're here to bind you, gag you, cast arcane rituals on you, interrogate you, (in Rekirts's case) change your gender several times with crossbow bolts, stab you, sacrifice your blood to Iggy, my god of Randomness, and then I will pillage your body for weapons and gold. And organs. *grins stoopidly* ....so you say you're having a bad day, is that it?! :D Ever been shot by a crossbow that changes the genders of anything it's bolts hit? Not that I recall....nor do I wish to Would you like to donate to the "Murder Flame Master Axel" fund? Half of all proceeds go to murdering Galanoth. Another quarter to usurping Artix as the AdventureQuest God. *murders The Almighty Striker* Ooops, I got caught up in the theme you had going ;) No donation from me- I actually don't mind Axel :D Which part of this paragraph do you enjoy becasue of it's truthfulness? "When you are out of Phase (in the unknown plane of Unreality), if you destroy one pebble, that pebble's entire history is erased. If, millions of years ago, the first Striker--a single celled organism who wanted to destroy the other micro organisms instead of work with them--crawled onto that pebble to make his last stand, with the thousands of hostile, goodly cells around him, that would never happen. He would not have had time to sub-divide into two cells, and one escape. No Striker in history would ever have existed." Uh, there's a truth in there somewheres?! I got to study my biology more often!!! I have a very... unique weapon. It's is Prator's Arm, severed directly from Prator the Legendary's radioactive corpse after the nuclear explosion he used to almost kill me. It's a paladin's Arm, so it's holy and kills evil things, but not me because I forged it not to. Cool, eh? Indeed.... I believe I've annoyed you enough. Erstrik, stab him and be done with it. *Erstrik does so* See ya! *all three vanish into Unreality* Oww.....Bad clone!!!
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